AWF Volleyball #001

               Pat Daly: Welcome volleyball fans, to a very exciting event. This is the
               very first AWF Volleyball broadcast ever! Along with James Bleau, I am
               Pat Daly.

               James Bleau: That's right, Pat. Say, how come we're showing volleyball
               games on Friday night, when they're not played on Friday night?

               Pat: Well Jim, we just do.

               Bleau: And how come it's the AWF, Atherton Wrestling Federation?

               Pat: Well Jim, it just is. Anyway, here comes the Atherton volleyball
               team!

               (A bunch of girls run out to the court and start hitting a volleyball
               around. But a window is broken over the PA and the girls all start
               screaming. Out storms Stone Cold Bob Jaster!)

               Pat: Oh no, yet another Atherton event is interrupted by wrestlers.

               Bleau: Quiet! I wanna hear what he has to say!

               Jaster: First of all, I hate this damn school! It ain't nothing but a
               bunch of lilly-white pansy-asses! And I especially hate volleyball!

               (He tears down the net)

               Pat: Oh my goodness, he just tore down the volleyball net!

               Jaster: Now that we've got that outta the way, lemme get some stuff out
               in the open. Vince McDodge, you are a piece of trash! That's why I took
               you out last year. You couldn't take the heat, that's why you're at
               Swartz Creek now.

               Bleau: Uh-huh, that's true.

               Jaster: And now we've got Vince McGorang. Well, I can just tell you that
               you had better stay outta Stone Cold's way, or you're gonna get your ass
               kicked!

               Pat: Some pretty harsh words to Mr. McGorang, owner of the AWF. And here
               he is now!

               McGorang: Now look here, mister! Just because you're the highest-paid
               teacher does not give you the right to disrupt our Friday night
               volleyball game! Now get outta here before I get really mad!

               (A fan in a skimask gets up)

               Pat: Oh look, it's McGorang's most trusted student! It's Leonkind!

               Leonkind: Hey Jaster, you'd better stop messing with Vince, he's my
               friend!

               Jaster: Well just what in the hell are you gonna do about it, you freak
               of nature with a b.o. problem? Hell everyone has a b.o. problem!

               Bleau: Look! Leonkind is running at Jaster! The boy's crazy!

               Pat: Yeah, crazy like a fox! Look at that, he just stuffed his dirty
               sock in Jaster's mouth! And now he's putting Jaster in a janitorial cart
               and pushing him out the doors toward the dumpster!

               Bleau: You're absolutely right, Pat. And look! He's stuffing Jaster in
               the dumpster! Oh my goodness...hey, isn't that Sandborn in there?

AWF Volleyball #002
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               (Show opens. XXX and N6 of DA take over)

               N6: It's not Saturday but who gives a rip?

               Pat: Oh no! They're taking over this show too.

               XXX: We're going to drop the bomb on Saturday night.

               (Vince McGorang hops on the court)

               Vince: That's a fine job you boys are doing on Saturdays. And now ladies
               and gentlemen, tonight I bring to you the newest teacher to Atherton. I
               bring you Mr. Vader!

               Bleau: Mr. Vader, what kind of credentials does he have?

               Pat: Wow, this is quite a surprise. So where is this guy?

               Vince: In fact, he is now going to be Atherton's highest paid teacher.

               Pat: Uh-oh. Stone Cold Bob Jaster won't be happy about this at all.

               (Jaster runs out! He grabs a mic)

               Jaster: What the hell are you talking about? I'm the Teacher of the
               Year! I deserve the bonuses! I deserve the recognition! The students
               like me.

               Vince: That may be true, but you're not Mr. Vader. Now come on out!

               (Music starts. Vader makes his way out to the court)

               PA: It's time! It's time! It's Vader time!

               Vader: I'm going to teach you a lesson, Jaster!

               (Vader walks out. Jaster yells some more then storms out)

               Pat: Vader at Atherton? This guy must be highly intelligent. Fans, when
               we return we'll show you my exclusive interview with Leonkind.

               (PSA. It's the one with the kids at the park. Then the taped interview
               starts)

               Pat: Welcome, Leonkind.

               Leonkind: It is an honor to be on FACT 17.

               Pat: So, why the AWF?

               Leonkind: I wanted to make an impression for everyone. In fact, I have a
               little friend for everyone. Meet Mr. Glovo!

               Pat: Good lord, it's a glove with a face.

               Leonkind: No Patty, it's a glove. He's my best friend.

               (Cut back to AWF Live)

               Bleau: My oh my, that boy is crazy! He's absolutely loony! So when does
               the volleyball start?

               (XXX and N6 come back on the court)

               Pat: I've been here for a while, Jim. The games do eventually happen.

               (XXX grabs the mic and goes back to center court. N6 puts on a headset
               and sits at the announcers table)

               N6: How's it hanging, Jimmy-Bleau-Blue?

               Bleau: Oh shut up!

               XXX: Now you legions of ladies out there are probably wondering where my
               queen is hiding herself. Well, I hate to say it, but she's at home in
               bed, without me, sick as a dog! But that doesn't mean I can't have any
               fun!

               Pat: Oh my, this is disgusting!

               N6: Yeah, go for it man!

               XXX: Hello, ladies. I know you all wanna ride on my rocket, but I'm
               afraid there's only so much of the Big Travbowski to go around. So let
               me show you my latest video.

               (Video starts. XXX and the Japanese exchange student are in a bed at the
               Comcast studio)

               XXX: Well Atherton, first I got your homecoming queen. And I do mean I
               got her. Now I'm here with your exchange student!

               Tomo: You are only real man at Atherton.

               XXX: You don't have to tell me what I already know! In fact, you don't
               have to say anything, now get back to work!

               (Tomo goes back under the covers. Video stops)

               Pat: I cannot believe he just showed that trash on our show!

               N6: Ah lighten up you froot-loop! I thought it kicked ass!

               Bleau: But what will happen once Asia finds out about XXX's activities?

               N6: She won't find out if you know what's good for you! And believe me
               Jimmy-boy, if you go rat out my boy XXX, then you and me can settle it
               in the ring!

               Pat: Fans, we are outta time!

AWF Game of the Week #003
New Intro with Videotoaster airs.

Pat: Welcome to another AWF Game of the Week. We've been gone for a while, but we're
back bigger than ever. I'm Good Ol' Pat Daly and he's James E. Bleau.

Bleau: Fans, we have got a power packed show. But first, let's go to our locker room reporter Steve Hodge.

Hodge: Thanks guys for giving me a job. Life hasn't been the same since the demise of Racing Roundup. I'm here with Dan The Beast Dudek. Now Beast, why are you here?

Beast: What's up with you? I came here tonight to confront Owen The Heart Shinabarger. That's why I'm here. So what's up chickenbutt!

Hodge: Pat, back to you.

Pat: Ok, thanks Hodgeman for that interview. Scott, our intern, just handed me this letter. It's a very interesting one form the offices of Mr. McGorang. Jim, you read it.

Jim: It says here that Mr. McGorang has terminated Stone Cold Jaster's contract. Mr. Vader is now the highest paid teacher. It appears that in addition to English, he'll be teaching Algebra 1 and 2.

Pat: Mr. McGorang appears to be walking on the court. We need to take a PSA break. Terry, stay live. Also, during this program, we will find out what's happening with XXX and the foreign exchange student. Why did he do that video that made my mama faint? Here's Mr. McGorang.

Mr. McGorang: Well, well, well. Happy Days are here again. I no longer need to see Stone Cold Jaster. He has failed to obey my rules. He let his kids out of class one minute early. And that, my friends is a no-no. Therefore, I have terminated his contract. Students, welcome your new Algebra teacher, Mr. Vader.

(Vader walks to the court.) (People boo.)

Mr. McGorang: Vader is here to bring class to teaching. He will teach you the finer arts of Math.

(A mystery figure comes running to the court.)

Pat: Oh look, it's Stone Cold Jaster. (Vader runs up to him and gets in his face.) Wait a minute. Here comes The Ray!

Jim: Who's this guy?

Pat: You know the Ray, Atherton's Champion.

Jim: What about Derrock?

Pat: He left the AWF. We needed a replacement. So the students made our librarian Atherton's Champ.

Jaster: I don't give a damn that you came out here and tried to save my ass. I don't have a job here. But that's quite alright. I will return and that's the bottom line. (Cheers from the crowd.)

Pat: Look who just pulled in. It's DA.

(PSA break)

Jim: we're back and New 6 grabbed the microphone.

N6: People have said that DA has lost its edge. Hell no. We didn't lose anything. Well maybe some of those hot college chicks. But that's another story. As a matter of fact, tonight we are going to prove that we have gained our edge. XXX give it to them.

XXX: I'm sure you all were aware of what happened last week. It sure was mind blowing for everyone.

N6: Well you got the blowing part right.

XXX: (Laughs quietly.) Pretty good New 6. Asia, you're gonna love me for this. I found a way to make a little extra on the side. Coming soon, opening for business will be our little venue, the pimp hut. These are some of the finest ladies around. I tested them myself. So Asia, what did you want to say?

Asia: Last week, you thought I was sick with the flu. Well I told you that. Actually, I wasn't that sick. During a couple of those days, I was out with someone else.

N6: Want me to kick his ass, XXX?

Asia: That won't be neccessary.

Jim: What's going on here?

Pat: It appears Asia and XXX are parting company. Plus XXX is servicing the ladies of the evening.

Asia: XXX, it's not like that. (Summer runs out.) I've been seeing her!!!

XXX: You've been telling me that you're rocking Summer's world?

Asia: Well but of course!!!

XXX: (pulling N6 aside then speaking to the mic) Well Asia, she was a good one! I have two words for you girls!

XXX & N6: (Together) ROCK ON!

XXX: (Walks off the court with Summer and Asia)

Pat: My mama just fainted.

N6: Well have fun. We'll be back tonight for our edgy surprise.

Jim: What could that be?

(PSA)

Hodgeman: I'm in the Locker room with another AWF Superstar. Regal Steve Timm welcome.

Regal: You are correct Hodgeman. Tonight, I will bring to you, New 6, a Challenge. I'm puting up my European student award.
 
 
Game of The Week #004

Pat Daly opens with still photos.

Pat: Fans, welcome to the game of the week. A lot has happened since we last saw  you. We haven't a full crew the last few times. But my good friend James E. Bleau videotaped it with the portapak.

James E:  That's right. But the tapes aren't of perfect quality. So i took my vcr and paused some of the good shots.

Pat: Here's what happened on the last Saturday Night. Mr. McGorang took over the announcing position. We do have videotape footage of that. Then DA apparantly suffered a riff. New 6 apparently went crazy. He abandoned DA for a glove.

(Video airs)

James: Not just any glove, Glovo. Pat wasn't that you wearing a wig?

Pat: Ummm... no. I understand that New 6 is going to speak tonight as well as XXX. Asia apparently has left the AWF. She left for Mark FortenHenry. Stone Cold Jaster is here.

James: After 15 years, Leonkind fulfilled his goal of being the award winning teacher.

Pat: He doesn't teach, but he did beat The Ray in a high school challenge bout. He definitely put a lot of asses on those bleachers.