Rickey Hampton: That's right Tom. It's the first night for the AWO Game
               of the Week.

               Tom: Speaking of the AWO, why in the world would we name our brand new
               show after our most hated enemies?

               Rickey: I never thought of that! But now here come the players for the
               basketball game.

               (Atherton players take to the court. They start tossing the ball around,
               then Giant Bob Grissom grabs the ball and holds on to it. The team
               members all cry. Out comes Leon Bischoff)

               Leon: Hello everybody!!!

               Tom: Oh no, I thought we had seen the last of him after the prominent
               AWO members left the group!

               Leon: I bet you thought you had seen the last of me after our prominent
               members left the AWO, didn't you? Well, as you can see, we have got
               reinforcements! I now have the Giant, Bob Grissom!

               Rickey: He does? What are we gonna do?

               Leon: And of course I've still got the hottest lady in all of Atherton,
               Michelle Steiner! Not to mention the American History Dream.

               (J.J. Sandborn rushes out to the basketball court)

               Sandborn: Now Bischoff, just what do you think you're doing? These
               people paid good money to see a basketball game! Get off the court!

               Leon: Giant, take care of this "authority figure." I'm not through
               speaking yet.

               (Giant picks up Sandborn and literally carries him out the back door,
               where AHD and Michelle have an open dumpster waiting for him)

               Rickey: Oh my! How could they do that to the Game of the Week
               commissioner?

               Tom: Well there's a guy who's wondering the exact same thing as you are,
               Rickey! Diamond Dave Davis is rushing out of the bleachers to confront
               Leon!

               (DDD storms down the seats as fast as he can. Once he reaches the floor,
               he stops, catches his breath, then runs over to Leon)

               DDD: Oh man, you really asked for it this time, Sleazy Lee! You left
               yourself in here, unprotected, while all your goons are outside doing
               the dirty work! I think it's time for you to feel...the...CLANG!

               Leon: Whoa, hold on there, kimosabe. Who said I was alone? Look behind
               you!

               (Stan Hall runs in carrying a beer)

               Hall: Hold on, lemme finish drinking this, then I'll pound on you.

               DDD: Okay, I understand. Take your time while I lead these fans in a
               cheer.  Go Atherton!

               (The 14 fans in attendance ignore him)

               Rickey: What's going on? I thought we were doing a basketball game now.
               Where are the basketball players?

               Tom: Well, you're new here Rickey. You will soon learn that any event
               staged at Atherton eventually deteriorates into a massive wrestling
               match.

                A puff of smoke appears.

                Tom: Wait a minute! I recognize that puff of smoke.

                Rickey: So do I! It's my good friend Brendan Savage.

                The man grabs the microphone.
 
                Brendan Savage: Speak to me my fans! I am Warrior Brendan Savage!
 

Game of the Week: #004

Opening: A man in a limo shows up.

Tom: Fans, we've been gone for a while. Apparently Leon Bischoff has an announcement to make.

Rickey: That's great Tom. Maybe he'll finally decide who plays in the game tonight.

Leon Bischoff appears on the court. Now the man joins up with Leon.

Man: Well, well, well. It's Neon Leon. First of all, you know who I am. You know why I'm here. Now let me explain to these people the details. I am Michael B. Dodge, your former principal. Yes, I know I got ran out by that greedy Mr. McGorang. He obviously couldn't handle my expertise.
Now Leon, I've come to take what's rightfully mine. As of now, I run this building on Mondays, Tuesday afternoons, and Wednesdays. So indirectly, I'm getting the AWO and your tv show. This is no takeover. I just bought you out. In fact, I even took your last name. Call me Michael Bischoff. So Leon, take your bags and get out of here. Michael B. Bischoff is running the show now.

Leon: Ok, I'm outta here anyway.

(Crowd chants Leon! Leon!)

Michael Bischoff: Now another little thing here. Rickey "The Flair" Hampton. As of now, you're not on the schedule. In fact, you're being replaced. Here's your replacement, "The Living Legend" Doug Pullen.

Tom: Doug, welcome to the Game of the Week.

Doug: Thanks, Tom. I have no idea what is going on, but I can give you a Grand Funk Railroad update.

Tom: You'll do fine. Fans, let's go to the court.

Michael Bischoff: We're backk!!!!! This is going to be a gfun job. Ladies and gentleman, the AWO.

AWO members walk out. There's Giant Bob Grissom, American History Dream, Michelle Steiner, Raquel Crush, Bret "The Hitman" Lamphier, Madness Stapleford, and Buff Beal.

DDD appears on the other end of the court: Hitman, I want that U.S. student award.

Hitman:  I have an injured groin, stupid. I can't fight you. Besides I beat you fair and square for it.

DDD: Hey Giant. Tonight's the night, you feel the CLANG!

AWO member American History Dream grabs a microphone.

AHD: Bischoff, we don't like authority. Therefore here's our present to you. Madness and I are deserting this little faction. We're on our own!!!!!!

Tom: AHD And Madness have left the AWO. Is this the biggest announcement ever?

Doug: What's going on here?

DDD gets in the giant's face.

Giant grabs DDD by the neck and takes him up a few steps. Then drops him on the padded table.

Giant: Arrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Doug: Giant means business. Wanna go golfing Tom?

Tom: This is a sad moment for everyone in the AWO. The student's choice, DDD is out cold.  This is just a bizarre night. The bizarrest ever!

Doug: We're going to a PSA.

PSA: The tick one. Get a tick check!

Tom: Fans, this is a wild Game of the Week! Oh wait a minute, there's Bill Cecil Goldberg.
Doug, He's got a match at Arcade at the Aladdin's Castle next week on pay per view or PASS Sports, home of the home teams!

Doug: Yeah, he's taking on the AHD for that prestigious world students award. Plus, there's DDD and Giant Bob. And you know Michael Bischoff and The Flair Rickey Hampton are gonna tangle! We have our 3rd camera in the back. Let's hope the rookie will take good camera angles.

Camera in the back on Goldberg. A chick appears out of nowhere.

Tom: Oh my, it's Bam Bam Christy Bigelow! What's she doing here? I thought she was with Extreme Atherton Wrestling.

Doug: Well, she's not. You won't fool the fans. Besides no one watches that anyway. But Tom they're in each others faces. We need security to break them apart. Fans, we gotta go break them apart. We have no security!

PSA: One for Abuse or something.

Tom: Ok, they're broke apart. As we were breaking them apart, a man appeared with the AHD and Madness. Doug went down to interview them, since we don't have an interviewer. Terry play that tape back.

Tape plays:

Doug: Doug Pullen, a columnist for the Journal here with these guys. (AHD grabs the mic.)

AHD: The kids today don't care about anything. Madness and myself found this guy trying to steal our car. We thought, hey we could use him. I bring you K-Dogg Kevin Ferguson.

K-Dogg: Hey yo people. Speak on this. We bawdy bawdy and roddy roddy.

Doug: Tom, there's now 3. Who's next?

Tom: That had to be the biggest interview ever!