1. During the show, every player drinks once/twice/three times depending on classification) for categories one through three.
2. Every supporting character class is divided by the number of players. Each player chooses an equal number of supporting characters and drinks whenever one of their characters appears on screen for the first time, even if they do not speak.

NOTE: Characters can be picked anonymously (names in a hat, etc.) or players can choose their characters

3. During "The Opening" - drink once every time you see one of these things:
a) The Blackboard
b) The Couch gag
c) Lisa plays her sax
d) Maggie is scanned across the register ($847.63)
e) Mr. Burns checks his watch
f) Marge runs the stop sign
g) Homer screams in the driveway
h) The panoramic shot of Springfield

4. NOTE: All the characters/situations marked with an asterisk are suggestions from Bill Oakley and the staff of the Simpsons.

One drink:

Homer says D'oh!
Homer says "Woo, hoo!"
Homer laughs
Homer says "Mmmmmm...{food item}"
Barney belches
Marge growls
Maggie falls
Anyone on screen is seen drinking an alcoholic beverage (per scene!)
For every credit Troy McClure lists

Two drinks:

Bart makes a crank phone call
Any Biblical references/stab at religion
Patty and Selma light up/or are seen smoking (once per scene)
Nelson laughs
Homer strangles Bart

Three drinks:
Grandpa falls asleep
Cross dressing - anyone
Itchy & Scratchy cartoon begins (you'll want a buzz, won't you?)
Drug reference/Any character "trips" out
* Smithers uses a homosexual innunendo
* Moe pulls a weapon

SUPPORTING CHARACTERS

Level 1: (one drink)

Mr. Burns
Smithers
Krusty
Apu
The Bullies - Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney (once for every one!)
Milhouse
Martin
Mrs. Krabapple
Ned Flanders
Chief Wiggum
Otto
Grandpa Simpson
* Moe

Level 2: (two drinks!)

Troy McClure
Celebrity guest appearance
Principal Skinner
Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby
Reverend Lovejoy
Kent Brockman
Ralph
Santa's Little Helper
Appearance by former/current U.S. President (Nixon excluded)
Lionel Hutz
Nelson
Dr. Julius Hibbert
Groundskeeper Willie

Level 3: (three drinks!)

Dr. Nick Riviera
Sherri & Terri
Sideshow Bob Terwilliger
Mrs. Hoover
Jasper
Rod Flanders
Todd Flanders
Snowball II
* Captain MacAlister
* Mexican Bumblebee Man
* The Italian Chef - 1F18 and 1F21
* Maggie's Enemy, the One Eyebrowed Baby - 1F18 and 1F21
* Burns Lawyer(s)

Level 4: (four drinks)

Sanjay - (Apu's brother)
Professor John Fink
Herman
McBain
Helen Lovejoy
Maude Flanders
Mrs. Winfield
Hitler
Hans Moleman
Richard Nixon
* Dr. Marvin Monroe
* Bill and Marty

NOTE: Feel free to change the rules to suit your "drinking habits".Any and all comments/feedback are welcome. Just send me an e-mail message.

This game may be distributed to any FTP sites or public forum as long as it is produced in its entirety and with credit to the author. (Joey Berner - berner@dpdmai.enet.dec.com)

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