Unfortuneatly, I lost most of the sounds when I switched service providers.  The few I have been able to collect on the internet are still here though...They are the ones in white.  Enjoy!

David Duchovny

Deep Throat? That was my old sorority nick-name! Reno stalks Mulder

I've kept an extensive file on you... Reno stalks Mulder

Sweet Dreams, Whore! Reno stalks Mulder

As for you Mulder, Live from New York... Reno stalks Mulder

Butt-Butt-Butt-Butt, Butt-Butt-Butt-Butt Uuuglyyy! Spartans at Camp Paula Abdul

I can relate, my nipples are the size of dinner plates! Duchovny at Camp Paula  Abdul

I am a hooker... Spartans at Camp Paula Abdul

I'm a transvestite... Spartans at Camp Paula Abdul

Paula, Strait up now tell us are you gonna be the fourth member of our squad? Spartans at Camp Paula Abdul

...Literature, which is just a big word for books! Celebrity Jeopardy

...I'll take "The Rapists" for $200... Celebrity Jeopardy

...Something you drink water out of. *buzz* A lleather glove! Celebrity  Jeopardy

It's a friggin' hammer! Celebrity Jeopardy

Are you English, or retarded? Celebrity Jeopardy

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Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand...No, such is Mango! Mango entices David Duchovny

I'm the president...I like sex! From the Earth to somewhere around the Earth

Matthew Broderick

Yeah, impotency. Now what is that?... The Ladies Man on Viagra

Leon talks about old people. The Ladies Man on Viagra

Older white men with money, which is what I like! Star Jones, The View

Debbie Mattenoupoulis on impotency and Barbara's response. The View

"If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?"  --Harry Carey

Barbara sends Debbie to the cage! The View

Tell me what momma wants! A couple gets the wrong idea

I luv it! I luv it! I luv it! Licensed Joyologist

Greg Kinnear

...and filled it with these giant Jewish Crackers... Martha Stewart's Living

I understand ham may not be an option for Passover... Martha Stewart's Living

Greg Kinnear obsesses about not receiving an Oscar The Monologue

The Wall of Dogs! ...and your score: Zero! Name That Dog!

Bobby and I are no strangers to addiction... Culps at the the Drug Rehab Center

"That's Hugo Boss talkin' right there!" "Ooh, he's talking pretty loud." High Five Date

Scott Wolf

Sometimes when I get really nervous... Mary Katherine Gallagher

That don't go down smooth in badu-land, honey! Erica Badu

"Ughh, ughh...you got any gum?  --David Letterman

Wait losers! "How did you know our names?" The Spartans

I'm just fine, gonna stay behind and sketch... The Spartans

...you just pulled a silent auction! Issues;

Garth Brooks with Robert Duvall

Oh thanks for the baret, I love it! Saddam Hussein

Don't know what I'd do without my wireless headset microphone! Cowboy Sketch

...a 59 year old syphilitic from Quebec! Old French Whore!

You are sexy. You come with me we have... Old French Whore!

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I think my whore is dead! Old French Whore!

I want a new partner, Sir, she smells like  whiskey and feet! Old French  Whore!

...Barbara developed a violent allergic reaction to sharing the spotlight. Colin         Quinn, WU

...I don't much care for you. Whose More Grizzled?

Keep it up boy, I'll take a strap to ya! Whose More Grizzled?

My leg a hurts, means it's bound to rain... (Robert Duvall) Whose More Grizzled?

"I think my whore is dead..."  --Chris Kattan

Roma Downey

Woman, child, lady, woman! Doin' a monologue! Della Reese & Roma Downey

...Hot mic! Hot mic. If we could just tweek that... The Culps

I'm a $*@$#, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother!... The Culps

...Now that's a sweet piece of @$$! Martha Stewart's Living

John Goodman & Dan Ackroyd

...I love BJ's! Monica Lewinski

You tell this flower what you did! Live from New York... Monica Lewinski

Blues Brothers Monologue John Goodman & Dan Ackroyd

...She is a fat fat cow! Morning Latte

...Making America's first gay dolls, to  which Ken replied, "Hello??" Colin Quinn, WU

Sarah Michelle Gellar

If I had a clone I'd make out with myself... The View, Barbara Walters and the bimbo

I hate you, you big fat terd! Family argues over dinner.

"Hot mic! Hot mic!  If we could just tweak that?"  --Bobby Mohann and Marty Culp

Oh, Shut Up you drunken witch! Family argues over dinner.

The ecstasy of the unearthly, Weeeeee! Azriel Abyss, Goth Talk

...the woman I exposed myself to was kinda skanky with a bad perm. Weekend Update, Colin Quinn

It's not a real mustache... Norm adlibs when his fake mustache falls off.

Samuel L. Jackson

Unabomber Ted Kazynski tried to hang himself... Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

Imagine the possibilities, Norm! Harry Caray, Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

...Would you eat yourself? Harry Caray, Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

Hey Norm! Did you gain weight? Harry Caray, Weekend Update with Colin Quinn

Helen Hunt

Mark Wallers called me a fag! Chris Kattan in the baseball sketch.

It's the nog talking! Delicious Dish

"I'm a little bit tipsy Margaret Jo."  ..."I'm totally wasted."   Delicious Dish

Cheri tells off the Guys. Cheri Oteri, Roxbury Guys

Norm bashes women! Norm MacDonald, Weekend Update

Nathan Lane

...HO! HO! HO! HO! Say what you gonna' ask Santa for?... Craig and Ariana Dream

Say! Who's that Spartan tryin' to nurse on me?... Craig and Ariana

I'm your DJ, Chris Champange Garnett... Larry Unhauer on The Quiet Storm

"If I had a clone, I'd make out with myself"  --Debbie Mattenoupoulis

This song goes out to Shanika from G Dawg.. Larry Unhauer on The  Quiet Storm

...I just shot Larry Unhauer in the head. Larry Unhauer on The Quiet Storm

If Mother Superior thinks she can stop me from groovin on these nudies... The Nun Art Show on PBS

Rudy Giuliani

I keep it now! It's mine! Rita sketch

It's the head of my Miles Standish! Rita sketch

...So are Sally Struthers' kids! Rita sketch

Look Out...The SpellMaster is in the         house! Spelling Bee

Sometimes, when I get really         nervous... Spelling Bee

"I'll take 'The Rapists' for $200" --Sean Connery

Booze is my mama! Spelling Bee sketch

Hauthamalan Animal Riddles Cinder Calhoun, Weekend Update

You...you...you ought'ta know! Cinder Calhoun, Weekend Update

Buckle up...or die! Friggin' Giuliani sketch

Claire Danes

Barry Scheck is visited by four clients. A large file!

Mr. Peepers is released to the wild. A large file!

Start yappin' you she witch! Bill lets Hillary speak for "one" minute.

"You've really got to shake it!" British Au Pair, Barry Scheck's apartment.

She's a Super Freak The Culps perform at Colbert College.

Someones giving us the finger... The Culps perform at Colbert College.

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Jon Lovitz

Uhhh, uhhh...you got any gum? The David Letterman Sketch.

Sylvester Stallone

You're stinkin' up the joint, Rock! Sylvester Stallone monologue

I pity the fool!...   Mr. T/ Sylvester Stallone monologue

I don't know which is worse... Norm hassles Stallone

Aggghhhh! I just remembered Staying Alive! Norm hassles Stallone's movie career

"Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand?  No! Such is Mango!  --Mango

Stop...Stop...Stop or My Mom Will Shoot sucked! Norm hassles Stallone's movie career