FUTURAMA QUOTES

Bender: OK, but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals.

Bender: Oh no! Not the magnet!

Fry: What's with the eye?

Farnsworth: Oh my God!! Fry: What is it? Farnsworth: It's..It's...It's my new pager!

Leela: Now strip naked and get on the probulator.

Bender: Bite my shiny, metal ass!

Bender: Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!

Leela: Hold Still, I don't have good depth perception!

Farnsworth: Oh no! I should do something....but i am already in my pajamas.

Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.

Bender: Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

Bender: A woman like that you gotta romance first!

Cops: I'm going to get 24th Century on his ass!