Hippie's Caption This! Gallery: George Foreman, Pillow Talk, and Cruelty to Kittens

Cruelty to Kittens

Hippie: Our secret? The built in crap-tapault! Ta-da! Now your cat s**t is your neighbor's problem!	Shifter: "Here you see 12 live cats. Buy our litterbox. No? Very well. Here you see 11 live cats and one victim of human stubbornness..."	keogh: I bought the litter-mate for $39.95 and the little bastard s**ts in the box.
Jazzsoda: You'd look like you loved it too if you were nailed to the box!	AgentQ: This cat has crossed oceans of time to find the LitterMaid. He loves it too much.	Hippie: Cats love it. Chicks dig it. But men respect it.
Meriadoc: Lovely Kitty Liter-maid	Artanas: "Vhats that i hear, 'Kitty-Masher' iz cruel to catz? Who zaid dat? Seize him!!!!"	Hippie: What do you srunch crunch MEAN what do you DO with the old scrunch scrunch litter?
Occupant: Straight from the Kitty Masher and into the Sobokawa Pillow.	keogh: You have a cat? Ugh!	Hippie: For $50, add the fax component and get cat shit from around the world in seconds!
Hippie: So order now! *(Warning: Product shown actual width; may not work on three-dimensional cats.)

Shifter: "These are examples of average pillow you would buy in market." "But these don't look anything like-" "You want pay in yen or whup-ass? I continue..."	Hippie: So, you say you have HANKERIN' FOR A HUNK O' CHEESE? No, I don't think I-- Then SAY IT, GODDAMN YOU!	AgentQ: And when you tap each one on the side, it makes a different sound. I'm going to play "Hot Crossed Buns" for you now, to demonstrate.
Shifter: "What do we have here?" "This Mothra egg. Mothra larva need gaijin host to grow. I pick you."	Hippie: Back off, Banzai, there ain't enough yen in all of Japan to make me lay on the same pillow as you. Put yer pants back on.	AgentQ: This pillow is so soft and cuddly, wouldn't you agree? Wouldn't you? Mr. Sokuhari? cardboard cutout falls over Oh my God!
Jazzsoda: "Aw, Jesus, I slept like shit! I sure wish I had a bag of coffee or something to sle-" "NO! Wait! Try this instead!" "SOBOKAWA? Where'd you come from??"	Hippie: Sobokawa pillow is filled with same material as lovable Barbara Bush Beanie Baby!	TomServo12: After sleeping on this pillow for a day, my neck feels better, and I've learned Judo and Karate.

Jazzsoda: George never really got beyond that whole dorm room "door-length-poster" decorating phase.	Hippie: Okay, George, m'man, here's da skinny... find the lady under onea dese grills and you double y'money!	Jazzsoda: People will try to tell you that you can't cook turtles. People are stupid.
keogh: "Remember just one thing...it reduces fat intake and it's inexpensive." "That's two things, George." "Then why am I holding up one finger, smartass?"	Jazzsoda: "George, don't you think you're going a little overboard, dressing the gingerbread men in ken's clothes?" "What, you want 'em naked? Sick woman!"	AgentQ: Dear God, I hope that's his thumb.