Ratel: Alan Alda's been mortgaged! Time to swoop in! To the Batmccorkle! |
TravisBickle: Call now, if you ever want to see Phillip Michael Thomas alive again. |
Artanas: Dwight Schultz IS "The Granny" |
Artanas: "Lee Majors?! What are you doing in my house?!!" |
JoeCrow: After the cancellation of The Sharri Lewis Show, Lambchop hit the bottle really hard |
Hippie: Why do I have to be Mr. PINK?!? |
Hotzektel: As Oswald is led from the courthouse, Heidi springs from the crowd with a .45... |
Shifter: "At last I've found you Waldo-and I'm gonna make sure you never get away again!" |
Artanas: "Hey! What if God was one of us eh?" |
Occupant: An urgent communique from Laverne DeFazio |
JoeCrow: Tom Posten tries to teach The Time Warp To Bella Lugosi |
Lowbill: OK, so I lied. Pat does have a fur coat. Can we still keep the dog? |
Artanas: Dennis Hopper seems to be relaxed in his new Bananas In Pajamas matching sleepwear |
Artanas: "Hey! I said no passing GO!" |
E_B_A: Ewan McGregor action figure now in stores! Action not included! |
E_B_A: Linus? |
Dibbley: Hecubus home from a hunting trip. |
Hippie: Sally Struthers' drunken antics only meant that several thousand children in Third World countries would surely die now, just for spite. |
Occupant: And now, here's our own Trailer Park trash, Tom Davis! |
keogh: Definitely Poppinfresh. It's the bowtie. Dead giveaway. Oh, Poppinfresh, you were always too proud! Why not say something, I coulda spared a coupla bucks! |
Artanas: Well, at least Gloria Gaynor looks the same... |
Artanas: "Some people call me a dummy, I call me thick-skinned, mmhmmm" |
Occupant: Robert Frost for Depends |
Seltaeb: The amazing Kreskin will now predict the future of these rolls of quarters: "Pinball! Lots and lots of pinball!" |
Hippie: Casey Kasem? Is that you! *Ma'am, under my coat I have the NUMBER ONE penis you're likely to see! Accompanied by TWO of the BEST testicles in the business... |
Hippie: And now, Tom Smothers shows us how HE strangles a Rhesus monkey... |
Jazzsoda: Suzanne Vega is enthralled by his ability to bleed a tie at will. |
Jazzsoda: Noel and Liam Gallagher's secret brother Beck Gallagher claims to be bigger than a '74 Beetle. |
Occupant: o/' I beat my children, pa rum pa pum pum . . . |
Hippie: John Kruk in the worst adaption of "Rear Window" you're likely to see this year, on "You're Shittin' Me Theater" |
Occupant: Cliff Claven, Sex God |
Shifter: Ooh! This is the part where he invites the cast of "Night Court" to drive steel spikes into his liver! This is great! |
Artanas: And now an editorial by Busta Rhymes.... |