Ten Signs You're Suffering WWS
(Webb Withdrawal Syndrome)
By Kelly
1. You identify yourself only by your surname.
2. You leave messages of "Rabb, Rabb...I know you're there..." or Come on…Come on"
on people's answering machines.
3. You try to convince the sales assistant at major chain store that CIA Operatives
such as yourself, get a discount on trench-coats this time of year.
4. You start a do-it-yourself-college-course on Cryptography.
5. You drop everything and rush into the living-room the minute you hear the
word Webb on TV, only to find out it's a Spiderman cartoon.
6. You continue to watch Spiderman, because they use the term Webb ALL the time.
7. You wear out tapes of 'Webb of Lies' "People vs Rabb" and 'Soul Searching'
and move on to 'Someone to Watch Over Neurotic, Bawling, Pain in the Neck...Annie'
(even if it DOES have Harm singing/caterwauling in it.) Just to get a look
at his sartorial splendiferousness.
8. You know how many buttons Webb has on each of his waistcoats and which of
his ties goes best with each.
9. You can name the order of the photo's on Porter Webb's mantelpiece
and the trophies in Webb's apartment.
10.You log onto all the lists 155 times a day, just to see if there are any
new updates on when he's coming back.