• You can't understand why your local hardware store (and every hardware store within a hundred mile radius of where you live) doesn't ever have giant batteries in stock.

• You study books about electronics to try to understand how his inventions work.

• You UNDERSTAND how his inventions work.

• Friends and relatives have a large supply of candles for when you visit.

• You refer to theater dressing rooms as death camps ("The vanity mirrors! Oh the horror!")

• Rubber gloves are a fashion statement.

• You talk to lightbulbs and are surprised when they don't talk back.

• You talk to lightbulbs and are surprised when they DO talk back.

• You avoid water, unless it's frozen (then you laugh at it and taunt it).

• You recreate the experiment that gave Megavolt his powers, and are less than pleased with the results ("My hair!")

• You think the comic book (in Comic Book Capers) was more interesting when Megavolt was writing it.

• You have an odd fascination with frying things.

• You have borrowed your local library's copy of Comic Book Capers over a dozen times in the past two months. (*blushes*)

• Your vocabulary has changed to include such phrases as, "Thank Edison," "Sure as spark plugs," and "You bet your battery." (*points at Electra and snickers* What?)

• You stand outside during lightning storms...while covered in tin foil.

• You find nothing odd about standing outside covered in tin foil during lightning storms.

• You have a tendency to drool when you find new fanfics starring Megavolt. (*giggles and points to Electra* What?!)

• "Heck with Fabio! Give me Megs any day!"

• You cried when you found out that the "Darkwing Duck" ("Megavolt") show was no longer on Toon Disney, and you don't have cable. (Well, I don't have cable. *sniffle*)

• You refer to the corner of your room filled with Megavolt stuff (including a TV, VCR, and every Megavolt tape you own) as "the shrine".

• You spend hours trying to think of stuff to put on this list, then give up and go sit in front of "the shrine" for the rest of the day.

• At the first sight of purple smoke, you run away screaming.

• The police now refer to you as "that loony who keeps trying to steal lightbulbs."

• You insist on exploring every lighthouse you come across.

• Your grip on reality has become so warped that you occasionally threaten to "zap" people when they annoy you.

• One word: "Tattoo".

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• You have developed a taste for toast. [Submitted by Edster.]

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• You wear yellow, whether it looks good on you or not.

• An electric shock from a doorknob or from somebody's hand is the high point of your day.

• Friends are mystified by your habit of hiding your ears. (Where does Megavolt keep those things, anyway?)

• You pose your Megavolt action figure on your DW action figure in a triumphant pose and take pictures from various angles.

• The exact color of Megavolt's rubber gloves (blue or green?) and battery pack straps (purple or blue) is a matter of life or death.

• You carefully unscrew the bulb from your bedside lamp every night and place it in a little cotton-box bed you have made for it.

• When your friends ask you what show you are watching, you respond "Megavolt" instead of "Darkwing Duck".

• You have constructed your own spark plug hat from materials in your home.

• You can, through psychic powers or baby talk, persuade your monitor to unfreeze when your computer is being stubborn.

• You've named your pet rat Sparky. (Yes, I have done this.)

• At the same time as you have named your pet rat Sparky, you consider this to be the most insulting diminutive a person could give to any living being. (Although from you, of course, it is perfectly fine....)

• You feel any song can be improved by replacing the lyrics with ones pertaining to Megavolt.

• When the electricity goes out, your first act is not to check the circuit breaker but to give an invokation to Megavolt. [The previous 13 signs submitted by The Lauderdale.]

Disclaimer: This was just a stupid, silly idea I came up with while I was supposed to be doing Math (hee hee). I have nothing against theater death cam-dressing rooms! Theater dressing rooms. Heh heh heh. Aaanywho, on with my happy little disclaimer.
I have never worn rubber gloves in public...well, um...except for that one time...*clears her throat nervously* But that's beside the point!
I only laugh at and taunt ice cubes when they hit my nose. I have never electrocuted myself...on purpose...
Aherm, anywho, if you have anything to add to this list, (please, please, please, PLEASE!) feel free to send it to me at zippywonderpest@StCanard.zzn.com.