Title: Fairy Tales

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It was a beautiful and peaceful day on Planet Arus. The weather was gorgeous, not too hot or too cold. No threats from Doom since it was croquet season and all of Doom's subjects were caught up in the exciting game. Even the fact that Allura's cousin, Romelle, had come for a visit couldn't ruin the pleasant day. Or so they thought...

Keith and Lance had slipped away from the other members of their illustrious team for some private time to do you-know-what. They had sneaked into the library, knowing that no one would bother them since basically no one on the team could read. Things were just getting interesting, with much moaning and touching and kissing - quietly of course since this was a library.

Lance grunted around the kiss as his lover shoved him against one of the tables, Keith's hands already unbuttoning his shirt and exploring around. Lance pulled back from the searing kiss, grabbing Keith's hands and earning a low growl from his captain. Panting for air, he smiled mischievously. It had been three days since they have been able to do any sexual activity (Wow! A whole three days! Poor babies. *rolls eyes*). "Slow down there. We have a whole day to ourselves. I promise you're going to enjoy every minute of it." Lance whispered huskily into his lover's ear.

"I'd rather go fast." Keith said, squeezing Lance's ass as he thrust his hips against his lover's close body. Smirking, Keith pulled his lover back from the table. Then he shoved the things off the table in a haphazard fashion with a sweep of his arm. As Lance stood stunned by the messy move by the usually neat and organized captain, Keith grabbed Lance and tossed him up onto the table, then jumping up himself and straddling his lover's body with his knees.

"I see..." Lance blinked in shock at the man smirking above him. He tried to move, but Keith had him pleasantly pinned. He couldn't even move his hands! "You're going to be the death of me, you know that?"

"Yeah but what a way to go." Keith chuckled, leaning over Lance to capture those lips in a deep searing kiss. He sucked Lance's tongue into his mouth, sucking suggestively on it as he slid one hand down along the front of his lover's jeans in light caresses.

Lance moaned deeply in pleasure. Unfortunately, some law states that whenever things start to get good, someone or something comes along and interrupts it. So of course, Sven comes rushing into the room.

Both Keith and Lance froze. Growling softly in frustration, Lance banged his head against the table a few times. Why did shit like this always happened to him? Still pinned, Lance turned his head to yell a few choice words at Sven when he stopped and did a double take. Sven was breathing hard, his back pushed against the door as if he was trying to hold something back! His face was in pure horror!

Lance blinked again. Sven was scared? SVEN was SCARED! This man who could face anything, even the Pits of Doom and without getting his black suit dirty, was frightened! Lance turned his fearful eyes on Keith. If Sven was scared, then Lance had every right to be too!

Keith didn't even glance in Sven's direction. "Something the matter Sven?" He asked calmly, resuming kissing Lance's mouth in small kisses.

"The...the princesses...they...they're insane!" Sven sputtered out, refusing to budge from the door. "They're crazy!"

"Well of course they are." Keith said, still showing no signs of concern about Sven's strange behavior and remaining more interesting in kissing and caressing Lance's body.

"You don't get it!" Sven yelled, trying in vain to remain calm. "They are reenacting their favorite fairy tales! And guess who Allura has chosen to be her knight?"

"Well considering this knight is busy trying to have sex with his prince, I guess that leaves you Svenie." Keith replied.

Sven growled as he glared at the preoccupied captain. "Sorry. Romelle wants me for her knight. Allura is set on you."

"Just lock the door and grab a book, Sven." Lance mumbled, tilting his head back as Keith's lips worked on his neck. "Allura can't force us to play this time."

"We are too busy to be bothered with her stupid delusions." Keith said as he trailed teasing kisses down Lance's neck.

"And what if Haggar is involved this time?" Sven snorted.

"Allura doesn't need any help in being insane. She's insane enough all on her own." Keith said. "We are rather busy right now so either sit down and read a book, leave the room, or sit and watch quietly. Either way stop bothering us."

"Wait just a second, Tiger." Lance whispered before turning his head toward Sven. "What about Haggar?"

"She's bored!" Sven threw his hands in the air. "They took off all her soaps! So Allura and Romelle convinced her to make some sort of dust that would make anyone do whatever they wanted for an hour! Hunk and Pidge are already dancing around the castle in dresses and singing 'Once Upon a Dream'!"

"Make-you-do-it dust only works on the weak of mind." Keith chuckled.

Sven snorted. "Maybe, but Haggar is watching the whole thing! Do you really want to risk it?"

"So? If she wants some action, she can watch me and Lance go at it. Hot and steamy romance...all good soap opera have them." Keith smirked.

"Well, I'm not going to stick around! I've had enough insanity last time!" Sven yelled before rushing to one of the library windows.

"Um...um..." Lance finally was able to pull away from Keith's hungry kiss. "We are five stories up, Sven."

"You can't fly Sven and I don't feel like scrapping you off the cement, so just sit down somewhere and amuse yourself." Keith sighed. By this time he had Lance's shirt undone and was playing with his lover's nipples with his fingers, loving his lover's shivers and whimpers. Once he finished talking, the fingers were immediately replaced with his mouth.

Lance was squirming under those agile, teasing fingers, making it difficult for him to undo Keith's shirt. The captain was definitely hungry today! Lance yelped as those lips sucked his nipples, his hands accidentally yanking his lover's shirt completely open and sending buttons flying everywhere. "There...there's a...good book...on fairy tales...back shelf..." He barely gasped out as he arched his back into Keith's eager mouth. "Go...read...it and...relax."

Keith smirked evilly and gave hungry animalistic growl. "You want a fairy tale Lance… well okay then I'm the big bad wolf and you're my little red riding hood and I'm gonna ride you hard lover boy."

"I thought it was 'going to eat you'." Lance panted, trying to catch his breath. "Who's the hunter?"

Sven rolled his eyes in disbelief. "I can't believe you too! We are having a crisis worse than death itself and all you two can think about is sex?"

"Are you still going on about a crisis? Why don't you take some Valium and calm down." Keith barely lifted his lips off Lance's flesh as he spoke.

Before Sven could say anything several knocks pounded on the door. Allura's sickening sweet voice was heard. "Sven? Are you in there? Keith? Lance?"

Romelle's voice came next. "Come out and play, boys!"

"I'm not here!" Sven yelled as he dove under their table. Keith didn't even blink an eye, he just continued to 'explore' Lance's chest with his lips.

Sven whimpered under the lovers' table as the girls' pounding and shouting continued. Lance sighed. "I told you to relax Sven. That door is solid titanium! Nothing can get...AHH!" Lance yelped when Keith bit down hard on his skin. He glared at his captain. "Why did you do that for?"

"Gonna eat you all up." Keith said, grinning at Lance with a feral toothy grin.

"Oh really?" Lance smirked as he pulled Keith's face close to his. His warm breath coated Keith's lips as he whispered huskily. "Maybe I should just huff and puff and blow you."

Keith's tongue darted out and licked Lance's lips. "I'm the wolf and you're my little piggie and I'm gonna make you squeal." Smirking, he thrust himself against Lance suggestively, his desire quite evident even through the thick material of his pants.

Lance moaned deeply with longing as his hips bucked up and his hands pulled down on Keith's firm ass. "Forget squealing. Make me scream!"

The yelling from behind the door turned nastier and more threatening. "Make them go away! Please make them go away." Sven whimpered, his head buried in his knees and his arms clamped over his head.

Keith sat up on his knees, making Lance's moan at the loss of contact. He shifted his position so he could pull down his lover's jeans and bright blue silky briefs, not wasting any time. He dipped his head and licked the tip of a very stiff erection.

Lance yelped, unable to move his hips up since Keith had them pinned down. "Keith...please Tiger..."

"Please what?" Keith asked, kissing Lance's stomach. "What do you want me to do to you?"

"Whatever you damn well please! Just do it!" Lance growled, reaching for his lover. But Keith just grabbed his wrists and held them tightly. And since Keith didn't fully remove his jeans, Lance was limited in his leg movements as well. "Do something before some stupid witch, an insane princess, or a loser Doom prince show up and ruin everything again!"

Allura's voice yelled from the other side of the door. "OPEN THIS DOOR NOW OR ELSE!"

Sven growled from under the table. "WILL YOU FUCKING SHUT UP AND GO AWAY!"

"We're the ones doing the fucking." Keith said to Sven. Then he grinned at Lance before dipping his head and taking Lance's erection into his mouth, sucking on it for a moment before pulling his head back. "That's option number one."

"Op...option one..." Lance gasped out, throwing his head back. "You're killing me Tiger!"

Haggar's voice cackled from behind the door. "Come out boys! We are going to have so much fun!"

"We are having fun, aren't we Lance?" Keith asked his lover in a low voice. "Are you ready to see option two?"

"Yes!" Lance moaned, struggling to pull his wrists free or at least get rid of his pants. No such luck. "What's option two?"

"Do you two mind?" Sven growled from under the table. "Haggar is at the door!"

"We don't mind at all." Keith grinned. "This is option two…" Keith pinned Lance's hands above his lover's head and gripped both tightly in one hand. Then he undid his own pants and freed his own straining erection. "Option two is I can ride you like a pony."

Lance whimpered almost like he was in pain. "Keith please. Stop torturing me. Take me!"

"If you don't open this door, I'll blast it open with a spell!" Haggar growled, while the princesses cheered.

"I'm gonna die...I'm gonna die..." Sven mumbled over and over. "And no one cares!"

"I'll care after I have some sex. It's been three days...THREE DAYS! Until then sit under the table like a good little boy." Keith growled before grinning down at Lance. "So you want option number two then?"

A boom sounded throughout the castle as something slammed into the door, making the door and room shake violently. However, the door still held. Haggar's voice was puzzled. "What the hell is that door made of anyway?"

Lance nodded as he licked his lips, making them glisten. "I would prefer both, but I don't think I can wait that long. I'm not sure if that door will be able to hold out much longer either."

"Well then, let's not waste another minute." Keith grinned. He let go of Lance's wrists and quickly stripped both Lance and himself, dropping the clothes to the floor and not caring where they landed.

"Please watch where you throw those." Sven sighed. "You almost hit me in the head."

Keith didn't even acknowledge Sven's comment, he was too focused on Lance. He quickly positioned himself between Lance's legs and pulled them up over his shoulders. Keith slid under his lover and positioned both of them until the tip of his erection pressed Lance's backside teasingly.

Another boom rocked the room, but this time it was followed by cries of pain. "Oops." Haggar's voice was sheepish. "It backfired."

"Keith..." Lance moaned, again trying to grab his lover and pull him inside. But again, Keith grabbed his wrists and stopped him. "Please..."

"Do you really want it? Do you want me to ride you fast and hard?" Keith asked, grinning at Lance even though it was all he could do to restrain himself from taking his love.

"Whatever it takes. I want to scream your name!" Lance smirked. "I want you to lose complete control!"

"Hold on tight then baby because I'm gonna rock your world." Keith smirked, and that was the last warning before he thrust himself in deeply for some wild passionate sex.

Another blast rocked the room, this time shaking books off their shelves. Sven began to whimper even louder, but even as the vibrations subsided, the table above him continued to vibrate fast and hard. Lance moaned Keith's name, barely able to keep up with the rapid thrusts. "More...please more..."

Keith's eyes were glazed with pleasure as he focused down at Lance's face, moaning to see the same pleasure reflected back from Lance's hazel eyes. Nothing else seemed to matter...not the blasts at the door with the three annoying psychos nor the scared whimpers from beneath the table...all that existed was him and Lance and wonderful sex.

Lance cried out as Keith leaned over even further, pinning his wrists down by his head. He was nearly folded in half, but Lance didn't care as the thrusts went in even deeper. Keith pounded into that spot each and every time, faster and faster, until finally Lance could take no more. He burst completely, screaming his lover's name as yet another blast rocked the room. But even that did not drown out his scream nor the vibrations match the full force of his orgasm.

The feeling of Lance's hot seed splashing against him and his lover's screams were enough to drive Keith over the edge. He screamed Lance's name with a scream that sounded half animal. His whole body seemed to shake with the orgasm as he burst deep inside of his partner. Finally it was over and Keith slipped out of his lover's body, giving a protesting moan at the loss of the intimate connection. Lance's legs slid down and Keith dropped bonelessly on top of his lover.

Colorful cussing was coming from behind the door as Sven mumbled from under the table. "Are you two done yet?"

"Shut up Sven." Lance growled as his hands tenderly slid up and down Keith's back. He smiled up at his captain. "You haven't killed me yet."

"Guess we are just going to have to keep trying." Keith grinned.

"Uh huh." Lance pulled Keith's head down for a gentle kiss. "This is one prince who is keeping his knight around. No quests or dragons for you."

"Depends on the quest." Keith smiled suggestively.

Lance chuckled. "What kind of quest did you have in mind?"

Sven snapped. "Can it with the sap and do something about those idiots behind that door!"

"We should've just thrown him out when we had the chance. Now we actually have to do something about this situation." Keith sighed as he reluctantly climbed off the table. He began to find the discarded clothing, tossing Lance's his when he came across them.

"I guess so." Lance sighed as he got dressed. "And I was really looking forward to having you all to myself today."

"If we play this right we might have the rest of the day and at least tomorrow." Keith said as he finished dressing.

"Oh?" Lance jumped and sat on the table, his feet dangling in front of Sven's face. "You got my attention, Tiger. What's cooking in that devious mind of yours?"

"Well first off someone needs to stop cowering under the table and screaming for dear life every time there's a knock on the door." Keith snorted.

"Knock? KNOCK?" Sven sputtered as he crawled out from under the table. "That was a fucking blast!"

"Yeah it was a blast fucking." Keith grinned.

"You can say that again!" Lance smirked, yanking Keith closer to him. It was easy to slide his hand inside Keith's shirt since about half of the buttons were missing. Lance chuckled as Keith growled again. "Care to do it again?"

"NO…no..no.noo!" Sven shook his head rapidly. "You two can't possibly be ready to do it again!" He looked firmly at Keith. "Besides you promised you'd solve this problem after you finished that last round."

"If it'll get you to shut up, fine. I'll make the bad little girls go away." Keith glared at Sven.

"Alright." Lance sighed as he teasingly pulled his hand out and slowly ran his fingers through Keith's hair. "So, what's the plan?"

"We could always just send them Sven out." Keith smirked as he grabbed Lance and pulled him closer to kiss his neck again.

Lance chuckled as Sven turned deathly pale. "Naw. I'm not that cruel. He did lock the door when he came in." Then the room rocked again, sending more books falling to the floor.

"I guess. We'll just call that Plan B then." Keith sighed, reluctantly stopping his kisses. "What we have to do is beat them at their own game. Everyone feel up to a little climbing?"

"Climbing?" Sven blinked. "What are you talking about?"

Keith pointed up to the grate of the air ventilation system. "Climb up into there and through to a different room."

"Okay." Lance jumped off the table as the room vibrated again. "We probably better hurry."

Sven nodded rapidly, so fast that it was amazing that he didn't fall over. "YES! PLEASE!"

"So let's climb." Keith said, moving over to a bookcase and carefully climbing the shelves. He pushed the grate open and looked down at Sven and Lance. "Are you two coming or are you just going to stand there all day?"

Sven scampered up the case like a squirrel and crawled up into the air ducts before another word could be said. Keith grinned down at Lance. "Coming up lover?"

Lance grinned as he climbed up the case, pausing once to keep from falling when the room shook again. "I'd follow you to hell and back again, sexy."

"Hell is highly over rated." Keith grinned.

"Hurry up…" Sven complained.

"I'm hurrying you frickin' monkey!" Lance snapped as he climbed through only to yelp when Keith whapped his butt. Though the passage was narrow, Lance could still turn his head and glare at his captain. "Watch it buddy!"

"I'm watching. Wiggle that fine ass." Keith smirked, moving behind Lance.

Sven sighed and banged his head a few times against the metal. "Can we please get on with this? If we don't hurry, I'll miss my rondavue with Jeff!"

"Wha! Wha! Wha! Would you stop the whining already you're giving me a headache." Keith complained. "The big bad girls are after me. They're knocking too hard. I'm gonna miss my wittle jeffie poo."

Lance burst out laughing while Sven growled at Keith. "Why you little..." Another blast from below interrupted him, followed by cheers.

"The door finally broke." Lance laughed. "I wish we could've seen their faces when they don't find us!"

"We should've set up a camera." Keith laughed. "Let's drop down through the next opening, it should be a couple feet ahead."

"How far ah...AHH!" Sven fell through the screen.

Lance stuck his head through the hole and stared down at Sven. Sven lay twitching on the ground. Lance rolled his eyes. "He didn't mean to literally drop down, dummy!"

"Let's get down there and be sure he didn't hurt himself." Keith sighed. "Though as long as he landed on his head he'll be fine."

Sven glared as the two lovers jumped down snickering. "Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. You're head is harder than mine, Keith!"

"Okay, now what?" Lance glanced around. They were in one of the studies, though which one he had no clue. There were so many blasted rooms in this castle that he often lost track!

Keith stuck his tongue out at Sven. "We need to get the three of them separated then devise our own scheme to pay each of them back."

Lance nodded. "Well, I guess I'm stuck with Haggar cause Allura will only follow Keith and Romelle will only follow Sven."

"I didn't say for us to split up. Just them to be split up." Keith said. He looked at Sven. "He's pretty but dumb...or is that pretty dumb?"

"Watch it cutie." Lance growled softly, swatting Keith on the side of the head. "Or I may wait six days before we do it again!"

Sven rolled his eyes when Keith's eyes widened in fear. "That scares him! You two are hopeless!"

"You are even more hopeless." Keith snorted. The sound of Pidge and Hunk singing yet another rendition of 'Once Upon A Dream' could be heard from nearby. "Actually they are the more hopeless then all of us combined."

Lance peeked his head out of the door. "Oh man! You two need to see this!" Pidge and Hunk were dressed in pink dresses, dancing and twirling around as they sang down the hallway.

"Anybody got a camera? That is what I call perfect blackmail footage." Keith grinned, watching as Pidge and Hunk danced while tossing flower petals out of little baskets.

Sven looked horrified. Lance just laughed harder. "Oh this is great! Though I sure don't want any of that dust landing on me!"

"I think you'd look cute dancing…dancing with nothing on." Keith smirked.

"Later Tiger." Lance winked before closing the door again. "How do we separate those three witches?"

"Leave them little notes of where to go. Sven can claim he wants Romelle to meet him wherever. I can have Allura thinking I want to see her. And as for Haggar...we can make her think there's soap operas on some TV somewhere." Keith said.

Lance chuckled as he sat down in a large chair near a solid oak desk. He quickly pulled out a pad of paper and a pen. "Tell me what to write and let's get this show on the road."

"Do you know how to write without it looking like the scribbling of a kindergarten child?" Sven asked.

That earned Sven an open box of paper clips in the face. Lance growled. "Maybe I should leave notes for Romelle that tell her exactly where you are!"

"Problem there Lancey poo is Sven is with us which means we'd be caught as well. So if you do that I won't sleep with you for TWO WEEKS!" Keith snapped.

Sven sighed. "GUYS! PLEASE! I can hear their voices down the hall!"

"Fine. Grab a piece of paper and everyone write their own damn note." Keith snorted.

"Lancey poo..." Lance grumbled quietly as he worked on his note. Finally, he finished and noticed that the others were too. "Okay, who's first on our hit list?"

"We can get rid of Romelle first so Sven can go met with Jeff. Maybe he'll be less whiney if he gets some sex." Keith grinned.

Lance laughed as Sven blushed. "Yeah. How long has it been Svenie? A month? Or has it been two?"

Sven cursed in Swedish and glared at Lance. Keith laughed. "Let's just get this over and done with. I want to have more sex sometime today and the longer we stand here talking the less likely that is to happen."

Lance and Sven glanced at each other before quickly gathering their notes. Then the three silently slipped into the hall.

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Romelle opened the door to the billiard room where her sweet knight had asked her to meet him. As she opened the door a bucket of bright green paint dumped down over her head, followed by a bag full of blue feathers!

Romelle screamed loud enough to not only wake the dead, but kill them all over again! She ran around the room, screaming and trying to get all that junk off. "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"

A closet door squeaked open and a large blue bird, that looked like peacock only was more the size of an emu, came running out. It took one look at Romelle and plumped it tail feathers before dashing over to what it hoped to make its new mate.

Romelle screamed again, running faster around the room. She climbed over everything in sight, but the creature kept right on her tail. Green paint and feathers were flying all around the room. Lance was having a hard time holding back his laughter as he watched from behind one of the doors. He turned and whispered in awe to Keith who was standing next to him. "This is great! Where the hell did you get that bird?"

"It was in the aviary." Keith said with a chuckle.

Even Sven let out a chuckle, relaxing slightly as he watched the scene. "What now? Just leave and lock all the doors? I'm not sure the poor bird will be able to handle the shock when he catches her."

"Just leave the door to the closet open. If she can ever make it into there, she can hide in there." Keith grinned. "And when she tires to pull the string to turn on the lights more then just light will shine down on her."

"Oh?" Lance smirked. "And what did you do?"

"Just set up a drying lamp light so the paint will harden on and take weeks to come off."

Lance chuckled as he lightly kissed Keith's cheek. "I just love how your mind works! So, Allura next?"

"Nope. Haggar. Allura's the last one to go down and go down hard for this and all her other little games she plays." Keith smiled wickedly.

"Then let's do it!" Lance smirked as he pushed Sven and Keith through the door before locking it behind them. "Let's leave those two love birds alone."

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Haggar stepped into the small room. There was nothing more then a chair and TV in it and no room for anything else. She sat down on the chair and turned the TV on, hoping there were soap operas on this TV just as the note from the princesses had promised for all her hard work in helping them. As the picture came into focus she could hear 'Like sands through the hourglass'…and see hourglass symbol. She smiled happily to see that there really was a soap opera on the TV. The room vibrated slightly but she was too entranced to notice.

Keith, Lance, and Sven stood watching as the small shuttle blasted off. The walls were made of a magic proof metal so she wouldn't be able to escape as the ship made a slow journey back to Doom. Meanwhile the image on the TV began to slowly change and the sentence didn't end 'so are the days of our lives'. It ended with 'I love you…you love me…' Haggar screamed as a purple dinosaur danced onto the screen, her magic not working to turn the TV nor allowing her to escape from the room. The witch screamed in terror as she realized she was trapped and forced to watch Barney.

Lance had to lean his back against the wall for support, he was laughing so hard! They could clearly see Haggar's horrified face thanks to the small camera they hid in the room before it blasted off. "That is one pissed off witch!" Lance grinned. "Couldn't have happened to a nicer woman!"

Keith nodded. "Now let's take care of Allura."

"Sounds good." Sven grinned, relaxing more. "This is kinda fun."

"Well of course it's fun." Keith said.

"Took you long enough to realize it, Svenster." Lance chuckled. "Now let's get Allura. I'm really looking forward to messing with her."

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Allura was literally jumping for joy as she ran to her bathroom! Her knight had requested her presence! He had finally gotten over that lowly pilot and made his love known to her! Oh she had so much to do before meeting him! Allura dashed through her study, which connected to the bathroom and her bedroom. She needed to look her best for her shining knight.

She was too preoccupied to notice that the water had changed color to a bright green. The colored dye was staining her skin and coloring her hair. Over thirty minutes later, she hopped out of the shower and wiped the steam off the mirror, only to scream in terror and anger as her green reflection stared back at her. Allura tried to use the water from the sink to wash it off but no amount of soap or water was making it come off! The green seemed to be permanently stained onto her! She grabbed a bottle of her hair treatment oil, hoping it would pull the color out. However the heated oil only made her hair tangle and frizzle. And when she tried to comb it out, the comb got stuck in the green tangled mess.

The princess got dressed, her pink dress clashing with her green skin and hair. She screamed again when she saw her room. The pink bedroom was nothing like she left it! The walls were a bright red and there was a zebra print pattern on all her armories, the doors open showing all her dresses had been dyed in different colors, all having a tie dye look or black. The bedding was fake velvet in black and reds. The room looked like a cheap bordello! She could see something lying on the bed under the covers.

Storming over to the bed, she tore back the cover and gasped, she would've been blushing if her skin weren't green! A blow-up boy doll lay on the bed, with a face drawn on that resembled Keith's, and a vibrator hooked on as 'equipment'. A note lay on the pillow next to it: Feeling a little green with envy? Have fun with your 'knight'. It's as close to the real deal you'll ever get.

Allura screamed in rage and ran to the bedroom door, determined to make someone pay, but the door wouldn't open. She ran back the bathroom door to find it was also locked, trapping her in her newly redecorate bedroom.

Lance had tears running down his face and his sides hurt so much from laughing! Even Sven was laughing his head off! "Oh man...that..." Lance could barely talk without laughing. "Wow! Do you think she will finally get the hint this time?"

Keith stopped laughing long enough to reply. "I sure hope so, if not she's dumber then we thought."

"She is that dumb." Sven chuckled as he wiped his eyes. "She'll probably blame Lance for it and not you. You are too 'sweet and innocent' to do something like that."

Keith laughed and grinned. "Yup, that's me. Sweet little angel who does no wrong."

Lance's laughter quickly turned to choking! "YOU? An angel? More like a conniving devil!" Then he smirked. "I love it too!"

"You're the devil in bed." Keith smirked, grabbing Lance and pulling him close. "Do you want to play with an angel, my little devil?"

"Maybe." Lance whispered suggestively as his hand slid into Keith's shirt again. "But I seem to remember my knight saying something about a quest. What exactly did he have in mind?"

Sven sighed. "Not again! You have a room, so use it!"

"Why don't you just go meet jeffie weffie now." Keith ordered. Sven growled and stormed off down the hallway.

"Now that he's gone…" Keith kissed Lance deeply on the lips. "We can have some real fun."

"What exactly do you want to do, my handsome knight?" Lance whispered as his lips slowly placed kisses around Keith's lips. "Your prince hungers for you."

"My quest is to have sex with you in as many rooms in the castle as possible." Keith grinned as he slid his hands up and down his lover's back in long slow strokes.

"Still trying to kill me." Lance chuckled. His hand slowly tortured Keith's nipples making the man moan and growl at the same time. Lance's other hand slowly slid through the ebony hair. "How challenging should I make this quest be?"

"I'm always up to a good challenge." Keith grinned.

"I know." Lance whispered, his lips so close that his warm breath brushed his lover's lips. "Are you ready to begin?"

"More then ready love." Keith replied quietly.

Lance crushed his lips against his lover's, rubbing their bodies together. Then just abruptly, he pulled away smirking. "First you have to catch me!" Laughing, Lance took off running down the hallway.

Keith sighed and gave his lover a moment's head start before running after him, enjoying the challenge and planning some very creative things to do to Lance when he caught him.

Owari ^_~