Real name: Gordon Shumway
Nickname: ALF
Birthdate: August 12 and October 2, 1757
Planet: Melmac(Lower East Side)
Head size: 33"
Waist: 33"
Hips: 33"
Height: 3'3"1"
Weight: Till the Sun shines;Nellie
Favorite Expression: "Curiosity Killed The Cat"
(Usually followed by the expression "Pass The Plum Sauce")
Turn-ons: Morris The Cat, High Nielsens, Hawaiian Shirts
Turn-offs: Empty Fridge, Short Jokes, Alien Task Force
Movies: "It Came From Outer Space", "Mars Needs Women Now",
and "Hair"
A Good Woman Is: Friendly, Funny, and Furry
Second Fantasy: To be a regional sales manager for
Meow Mix
© 1997 alffan99@hotmail.com
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