Top Ten Things That Tell You Your a Buffy Aholic

10. You hang garlic from your bed posts, and nail crosses to your window frames. And figure MA and PA will never notice!!
9. You start calling your boyfriend, Angel. ( oops)
8. Every time you miss an episode of Buffy you run around for the next week, like a coffee deprived maniac.
7. You scream every time you get bit by a mosquito. " I don't wanna be a vampire!
6: You roam around the local graveyard, hoping to get some target practice in with the neighborhood vamps.
5. You talk about Buffy, dream about Buffy, and act like Buffy. (scary)
4. You go to the store every week, hoping they have received that order of Buffy action figures!
3. Your greatest dream is being staked by Buffy.
2. You repeat sayings from the show endlessly, until your friends beat you senseless.
1. You wake up every morning and frisk yourself. Making sure you still have a soul.

10. Nail Him to your wall and bite him every time you get angry.
9. Stick him in with your Doberman pooch, and hope that they play nice!
8. Tell the regular bf that this guy asked you out!
7. Chop him up into little pieces, and feed him to Angelus! ( yummy)
6. Stick him infront of the tube, and make him watch Lamb Chops Play Along!
5. Tie him to your car, and drive to the other side of the country.
4. Glue him to a rocket and shoot it into outer space.
3. Shove a can of coffee beans in his mouth. And make him run down the street buck naked.
2. Put him on the street corner, with a for sale sign around his neck.
1. Put him in a dress, give him a makeover. And take him to the local club!

Buffy- " I'll give you 2 seconds to get outta here." 1... < stakes a vamp > OH well never liked math anyway!"
Angel- "I'd bite you if you weren't so damn ugly, my God you look like my mother!!"
Xander- " Angel. That name screams pain." Are you feeling my pain?"
Cordeilia- " I'm not bitchy! Just feeling retentive"
Giles- " OH goody an apocalypse! Yeah!
Willow- " Hacking's not illegal!!! People are just jealous their not as smart as I am, so they make up stuff like that right?"
Principal Snyder- edoukation is supoteed bi mee!
Joyce Summers- "I can see why some people are cannibals!"

Angeluses Theme Song

You can run but you can't hide.
The pretty ones. I decide!
I'll bite yaa, if you sream alot.
I'll drink my fill, and lick every spot.
I love the pretty ones, they gimme such joy.
I break their necks, like a ragged doll toy.
You can scream and run, I wont care.
The slayers blood is what I want, with no one else I'll share.
I wont rest till she's dead.
I want her instead.
So run home to your families, like the whimps that you are.
But I guarantee that you wont get far!!!

Top Ten Buffy Things to do in a Elevator

10. Wheedle stakes.
9. Fling crosses at every shadow you DON"T see.
8. Hum a jonty tune.
7. Do the Buffy thing. START TALKING TO YOUR SELF.
6. Try to bite your ear, this is actually kinda fun.
5. Start acting like a retard, and throw yourself againt the wall.( not a Buffy thing, but I luv doing this!)
4. Play kick boxing with the door.
3. Give the hot guy next to you, not so innocent looks!
2. Spit pins and flys, that are flying around.
1. Sit back and relax it's gonna be a long ride.!!!!

Come to me now.
And I'll kick your butt.
You'll love the pain.
Cause I am insane.
Your gonna die.
And I'll get a high.
So just stay there fangy boy.
And I'll give you a little joy.
IF your weren't so ugly I'd bite yaa too.
Bet your skin would taste like goo.
Do you take a bath much.
You can't escape MY clutch.
AHAHAH run away little boy.
Your so fun, you big play toy!
Get some breath mints, and some under arm stuff.
Oops, excuse me I made a fluff.
I little stake here, a little stake there.
I have a whole ton, would you like to share?
Your time has come.
You are done.
Buh bye.
I love watching you die.

10. The classic bubblegum thing. If they chew it like theres no tommorrow. YOu have yourself a winner!
9. Do they revolve around a mirror?
8. Do they flunk a math test. When they have been given the answer sheet by mistake?
7. Do they talk, and not have a clue what their talking about?
6. Do they walk into things?
5. Do they date the geekiest guys, just because their popular?
4. Do they crash daddy's car about twice a week?
3. Do they have a mental breakdown when they find they brought the wrong color hairbrush to school?
2. Do they talk to themselves?
1. I dunno, you figure it out!

1. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
2. When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
3. When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.
4. You try to sleep, and think sleep(8 * 3600); /* sleep for 8 hours /
5. When you are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next page.
6. When after fooling around all day with routers etc., you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number...
7. When you get in the elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want.
8. When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.
9. When you look for a icon to double-click to open your bedroom window.
10. When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.
11. When you look for a trash can icon for throwing garbage.

Ten Ways to find out if your a Vampire

1)you go out in sunlight and get a bad sunburn in the two seconds
2)a girl chases you with a stake yelling "die vamp, DIE!!!" that could be a clue
3)you wake up with to spots on your neck and you don't have a boyfriend
4) you get a splinter and you turn to dust
5) you are in serious need of pastic sergury and dental assistants (if you know what I mean)
6) all your friends like to do is kill and mane (either their vamps or your in bigger trouble then I thought)
7)Everything in your wardrobe is black
8)In a class picture you never show up
9)You suck on a stranger's neck each night (your a vamp or your nasty)
10) Your allergic to garlic.