From the deranged mind that brought you DG #25, FW#7, HHH#8 and the upcoming DG#37, the latest offering of fun-filled hilarity! Yes, it's:

THE OFFICIAL DG OW! DRINKING GAME!!

(tm, copyright, the moral rights of the author have been asserted, Dettol protects in so many ways)

The RULES

These are insanely easy. All you have to do is grab your treasured OW! scripts, available at Delfina's Site and the Arcanum, a printout of this page and a good supply of a beverage of your choice. It doesn't have to be alcoholic (although things are more fun that way, especially for any observers ~_^) and I suggest Coke (tm, copyright, Dettol protects in so many ways) as a worthy substitute. Now, on with the show!

Take ONE SIP if:

-The words 'Die, Streith!', 'Cunning Plan', 'red button' or 'mass destruction' are mentioned.
-Phoebe does something cute. (This is why non-alcoholic beverages are advised ~_^)
-Ursus says something icky
-Ursus or Jonatan unveil an invention
-Faceless minions/nameless otaku die in an attempt to satisfy our appetite for senseless violence
-A character is kidnapped/imprisoned
-An OCR was made

Take THREE SIPS if:

-Spreads (peanut butter, grape jelly etc) are mentioned.
-Lady C develops a new personality
-An evil twin/alter-ego/different body shape for an established charatcer is introduced.
-Delfina messes up a spell.
-Stephica smiles.
-Someone does a Xelloss. (NO, Philip! I *meant*, 'That... is a secret.)

Take a MOUTHFUL if:

-A Cunning Plan goes exactly as planned
-A new faction/main character enters the War. (Celebratory cheers are also warranted here.)
-Washuu-chan changes hands.
-Another plushie enters the fray.
-The Minionites get paid.
-Someone gets chibyfied

SCULL if:

-SN-Steve gets to punish someone in the name of the Editor's Pencil
-The Keiko-chanian base is empty.
-Characters begin a song and dance routine
-Jonatan runs out of ideas
-Gina does something mean/destructive.
-Katy does some thing that can be construed as cute
-Ursus gets any.

DRINK all the liquid items in the house, then go out and deplete your town, yes, even the cleaning fluids, go, damn you, GO if:

Ryuu uses his extra special powers. ~_^

NOTE: This game is very much under construction, and I welcome contributions at ami_of_mercury@hotmail.com