"A Dangerous Job"

Narrator: We join Earthworm Jim and Peter Puppy returning home to Terlawk on the

pocket rocket after a resent battle.

Peter: Jim...I don’t think you really had to destroy the entire WB executive building...

Jim: But HE was right there!

Peter: And you completely missed him!

Jim: Aw, get off my back...dog boy! It’s because of him, that my TV series was

canceled.

Peter: Must you keep pointing that out?! And I believe swaping his lunch with haggis

was taking it a little too far.

Jim: I think he liked it...*Zap**Pop*

:::The pocket rocket suddenly malfuntions ans starts to fall down towards the Earth:::

Jim: Ahhh! I don’t think this is a good thing...

Peter: No, it’s not a good thing! Jim, what did you do?!

Jim: Nothing! :::looks at the controls::: Gaa....the rocket's been bugged!

Jim&Peter: Ahhhhhh!

:::The rocket falls towards the Terlawk trailer park, crashing into one of the homes:::

::Jim moves a piece of wall out of his way and stands up::

Jim: Peter? You ok? ::looks around the room then at Peter climbing out of the ruins::

Peter: Yeah...if you concider falling at at an increble speed and crashing into someone’s

living room as an “ok” thing.

Jim: Well, aren’t WE a little touchy today...

:::Miss. Blubberage comes in the room:::

Miss B: What’s with a the racket...why I oughta! ::looks at the room:: Gaa!

Who’s responsible? I’m gonna....:::notices Jim an Peter::: You!

Jim: *gulp* Hello, Miss B...

Miss B: Don’t ‘hello’ me you spinless....look what you did to my house!!

Jim: Well I guess we can find some American way to seddle this little mishap...although

I’m kinda low on cash....ever since a certain network canceled my...

Peter: Ahh!

Jim: What’s is it Fuz Buddy?

Peter: ::looking at a wristwatch:: We missed lunch!

:::a toddler wonder into the room:::

Miss B: Ah, this is my nece, Rosie.

Rosie: Hiya Mister Worm!

::looks at Jim:: I’m gonna let you watch ‘er for a few hours while I go run an erron..

Jim: Whoa...I’m a super hero, I don’t babysit.

Miss B: Yer’ going to babysit her and make sure she stays happy, or I’ll rip out your

esophagus and make a flute out of it!

Jim: Well...In that case...

:::Seen goes to Jim’s house where Jim is in the garage trying to figure out how to fix the

pocket rocket.:::

::Peter come running into the room screaming:::

Peter: Ahh! Get ‘er away!

::Rosie comes in the room::

Rosie: ::giggles:: Silly Puppy.

Jim: ::taking random machine parts out of the rocket::: Hm....Peter, what do think it all

these things do..?

::looks up at Peter a notices Peter’s is wearing a dress and has pink bows in his ears:::

Well, um, Peter...Ha ha ha ha!

Peter: :::rips the bows out::: Your the one who should be watching that kid!

::while Jim’s laughing, Rosie pulls him out of his super suit and ties him in a knot::

Jim: ::finally notices what Rosie did to him:: Ahhh!

Peter: <grins> Well...hehe...need any help, oh mighty hero?

::Peter unties Jim::

Rosie: Tee hee!

::Jim and Peter look to Rosie who has climbed into Jim’s suit::

Jim: Uh oh...

::Rosie (in the suit) picks up a couch::

Rosie: Hehe..Puppy, catch! :::throws couch to Peter:::

Peter: Ahh! :::runs out of the way:::

::the couch lands on Jim::

Jim: *groan*

::Rosie knocks down a wall and exits the house::

Peter: Better follow her...

Jim: :::crawls out from under the couch::: Ya’ think...

:::Peter and Jim follow Rosie:::

Narrator: Mean while Psy-Crow has landed on Earth in another attempt to get

Earthworm Jim’s super suit, and blah blah blah....how original.

Psy-Crow: ::turns to narrator:: Shat-up! I gotta gets me this super suit or Queen

Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed, Slug-For-A-Butt, is gonna

have me choped into bits.

:::as Rosie runs down the street the suit trips and as it tumbles to the ground, Rosie falls

out landing right at Psy-Crows feet:::

Psy-Crow: Huh? Wuz all this...?

Rosie: Hiya!

:::Jim quickly crawls back into his suit:::

Jim: Back off nerfarious crow!

:::Psy-Crow picks Rosie up:::

Psy-Crow: Alright woim! When you hand over your suit super, you get yer’ kid back.

::goes into his space scow a flys off into space::

Peter: Miss Blubberage isn’t going to be to pleased with you Jim...

Jim: Ooookay then....lets go get the kid!

::pulls out pocket rocket::

Peter: Are you sure that thing works, now?

Jim: Only one way to know for sure...::hops on the rocket::

Peter: Well...okay. *mumble* I should get paid for this..:::jumps on the rocket, behind

Jim:::

::After a little smoke, the rocket blasts off:::

Narrator: Back at Spy-Crow’s Space Crow, a horrible terror has taken over.

Psy-Crow: Gaa! ::hides behind the pilot chair::

:::Rosie walks in with an atomic ray gun::

Rosie: Zap! Zap!

Psy-Crow: Now...drop the gun kid...

Rosie: No way Howsay! ::Zap:: ::Zap:: Heeheehaahaa

Psy-Crow: SQUAWK! ::Presses a green button on the control deck and they start floating

in the scow::

Rosie: Weeeeeeheehee! ::Zap:: Zzzap::

::Psy-Crow hides behind an ant farm::

Rosie: Ooo! Anty ants! Uh oh! ::Zaps the ant farm::

Ants: AAAAaa!

::Ants start floating around the room::

Psy-Crow: Now look what you did kid! ::Starts dancing funny while the ants go in his

suit::

Rosie: Heeheeheehee!

Narrator: Will Rosie ever stop blasting Psy-Crow? Will Psy-Crow ever stop dancing?

Will I ever stop wearing tights? Stay tuned to find out!

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Part #2

Narrator: We join Miss B at a DNV office where she is re-newing her license::

DNV: Ok Mrs. uh, Blubbarashee, look into the camera..

Miss B: You say it as if it were a telescope or something...Hmmph!

::Miss B. smiles into the camera even with rollers on::

Miss B: And by the way, That's Blubberage you yhuts! Blubberage!

DNV: Ok, Miss Blubberales we're gonna test you in driving..

::Miss B opens her mouth just about to correct him, but changes her mind::

::They walk to the car::

::Miss B drives away making the DNV's toupee fly out::

Oh forget it...I need to do grocery shopping..

::Scene moves up to outer space where Jim and Peter are looking for the Space Scow::

Jim: We must find where they're heading..::Gets out map which blocks his way, and pokes

Peter in his eye::

Peter: Ow! ::Turns into a monster:: RRRROAAARRR!!!

::Peter mauls Jim::

Jim: I can't see where I'm going--uh oh! AAA!

::They loose track of Psy-Crow and fall into a strange planet::

Jim: Woah! ::tickles Peter::

Peter: Ahahahahaha *burp* ::ow bark hurt::

::The rocket zooms down, and crashes making Jim and Peter fly out::

Jim and Peter: OWW!

::Jim stands up and dusts himself from the wreckage and looks at the weird scenery::

Peter: ::notices a palm tree with samples of "perfume" on it:: Ooh! ::takes a sample and

sniffs it::

::Jim walks over to Peter::

Jim: Peter, what are you doing?

Peter: This stuffs great! ::turns around to see the pocket rocket:: <sigh>

::Peter runs to the pocket rocket::

Peter: Aww, you're my bestest best ol' buddy ol' pal friend..::pats the pocket rocket::

Jim: Hmm...::smells one of the "perfumes":: Better keep this handy..

::Jim hops onto the pocket rocket on a search for the toddler, and Psy-Crow::

Narrator: Meanwhile on EARTH...

Miss B: Ok, I need more buttermilk......BUTTERMILK! THERE'S NO MORE! ::grabs

one of the workers by the neck:: .....hey you, there's no more buttermilk I mean it! Gimme

it, and also tapioca!

Worker: Um, ::gulp:: Alrighty Miss... ::zooms to a near by farm:: ::chicken and farm

animal sounds::

::zooms back with the buttermilk and tapioca::

Worker: *pant* *pant* *cough*

Miss B: Better.. ::drops worker::

::The scene moves to Insectica where Queen Slug for a Butt is anxiously awaiting for

Psy-Crow to return with the super suit::

Queen: Ssoo Muahahahaha...Psy-Crow has taken hostage of a toddler! Pathetic...well, he

better not fail me this time...When I get that super suit, I will BE MORE BEAUTIFUL

THAN MY SISTER! MUAHAHAHA BWA HAHA!!!

Narrator: Will the queen ever stop laughing? Will models really wear chips? Will I ever

show up on the TV show? Will Jim find out who messed up his rocket?

Stay tuned to find out!

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Part#3

Narrator: And so,as the queen laughed like a snap minded psyco, we rejoin Rosie about to

blast Psy-Crow into oblivion..

Rosie: This is funny! ::Pulls the trigger for a long time charging the laser at Psy-Crow, and

blasts him making her fly backwards, and hit another button that says "emergency

evacuation":: Owie!

Psy-Crow: <groan> ....I'd....like..the linguini with onions....::faints in the floating scow::

::They fly out ending up outside the scow::

Psy-Crow: Ey! ::Floats back inside the scow dragging along the toddler::

::Just a few feet away from them was Peter and Jim gaining towards them::

Peter: Say, isn't that Rosie floating outside the scow!?

Jim: ::takes out his binoculars:: Yes! Gah-roovy, we still have time to bring her back to

Miss B!

::The scow light speeds down to the planet Insectica::

Jim: Hey! I wonder why they're going there!

::Jim and Peter follow them while his rocket starts smoking again::

::On Insectica where Queen Slug for a Butt was waiting...::

Psy-Crow: It brings me great honor my liege, to bring you good news...

Queen: ::Crosses her arms:: And that good news is...

Psy-Crow: Earthwoim Jim and his K-9 companion are coming to hand over the suit...And,

I've got their kid as a hostage ::snickers::

Queen: Aahh, what a cunning plan Psy-Crow, you will see to it at once when they arrive..

::Psy-Crow walks out of the palace to see Jim and Peter outside with Rosie::

Rosie: Heehee! I missed you Mr Earthworm! ::hugs Jim::

Jim: Aww..

Psy-Crow: Touching reunion ey Eartwoim Jim? ::Points his big gun on Jim::

Jim: Ungroovy..

::Peter and the Princess run to them to help them::

Jim: ::glances at the Princess:: AAh my sweet smelling lotus flower of niceness..

::The Princess glares at Jim as if she hasn't seen him before, and runs up to him to give him

a big huggypoo::

Princess: Aw, you big lug, I missed ya..

::Psy-Crow and the Queen (who just came out) watched them slack jawed::

Jim: (thinks: Hmm, it's probably the "perfume" sample) ::hugs the Princess back::

Psy-Crow & the Queen: This is too weird! ::runs away screaming::

Peter: ::giggles:: Once again! ::giggles:: Villainy is a dried up pond before the desert of

justice...

Jim: You're starting to spook me fuzz buddy...

Princess: ::giggles and hugs Jim::

::Rosie tugs on Jim's leg while they hug each other::

Jim: What is it Rosie? ::he glanced at her warmly::

Rosie: ::holding her arms up:: Up, up!

::Jim carries Rosie:: OH MY SOD! MISS BLUBBERAGE!!!

::Jim quickly gets his pocket rocket, and the Princess and Peter hop on::

Jim: Come on! Work!

::The pocket rocket refuses to go::

::A WB executive starts walking to them::

Exec: MUAHAHAHAHAA!! I was the one who destroyed your Rocket when you were

destroying our building! ::Eyes turn scary yellow:: BWA HAHA!!

::Cancels Jim::

::Cancels Princess::

::Cancels Rosie::

::Cancels Floor::

::Cancels a can of beans::

::Cancels a roll of toilet paper::

MUAHAHA! I will cancel you all!! ::Runs away::

::Anvil falls on Exec.::

Exec: OW!

Jim: HuhHAA! Good thing we had our cancel shield.. *sniff* although we *did* get

canceled already...::frowns, and hops back on the rocket::

::The rocket finally works as they fly to Miss B's house::

::Scene moves to Miss B driving up to her house::

Miss B: It seems awfully quiet..::walks to door of her house::

::Scene moves to Jim on his rocket::

Jim: By the great worm spirit who's fearsome drum beats to the bubboloo! Must

get..there...before Miss Blubberage! ::Jim struggles to get closer to the Earth::

::Scene moves to Miss B's house::

Miss B: ::hums while she puts the key into the door::

::Scene moves to Jim about 200 feet in the air::

::Scene moves to Miss B turning the key::

::Scene moves to Jim about to crash::

::Scene moves to Miss B creaking open the door::

::BOOOM!!!::

::Scene moves to Jim carring Rosie into the house while Peter sweeps the back yard

wreckage::

Jim: Quick! Act like nothing happened! ::They all go to their places::

::Miss B opens the door::

Miss B: What was the big kaboom!? Oh! Rosie! ::Kneels down to Rosie::

Rosie: ::shakes her head:: Uh uh! ::Jumps on Jim's lap::

Miss B: Hmm..

Jim: Heheheh

Peter: Aww...

Miss B: Seems like you got attatched to each other...Well, I'm off to the Bahamas..

::Grabs her luggage bag and zooms to the airport::

Jim: AAAAh! Not again!

::Rosie goes to sleep on Jim's lap::

Jim: Oh well heheheh!

::The Princess sits next to Jim on the couch, and they all take a stroll in the Terlawk

boardwalk::

Rosie: Plane plane! ::points to Miss B's plane flying over the sunset::

Jim: Wow..

::The Princess goes closer to Jim making him fall in the fountain::

Jim: ACk! ::brrrr cold::

Princess: Looks into the water fountain:: You ok Hon? ::giggles::

Jim: Heeheehee, I guess my sintalating dew drop of gladness..by the way, how do you

think our date's going? (Jim's "perfume" got washed off)

Princess: ::shakes her head:: DATE!?

::Rosie points to the sky while Miss B's plane flies over the sunset over the ocean::

::Scene moves to Miss Blubberage in the plane::

Miss B: (talking to the stuardess) More peanuts blast you! Peanuts!

::Scene moves back to Rosie sitting near the water fountain::

Cow: moooOOOOOO!!

::Humongous cow falls on the airplane which makes it fall in the water::

::SPLASH!!!::

::Camera closes up on Miss B swimming with her luggage bag, and various accessories::

Miss B: ::mumbles:: Rrrrrr! ::Peanuts drop on her head from the stuardess::

Rosie: Cow fall down go boom! ::Runs to Peter and hugs him::

Jim: Say, everyone! Hows about we go for an ice-cream sundae!

All: Yay!

::They walk to the ice-cream restaurant while everyone from the plane swims to shore::

Rosie: ::Eating her sundae winks at the camera:: Gahroovy! ::giggles::

The End!

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