| Les | I'm going to down to South Park gonna, have myself the time |
| Stan & Kyle | Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation |
| Les | I'm going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind |
| Cartman | Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor |
| Les | I'm heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind |
| Kenny | Click here to see what he says...but it's very perverted, so look at your own risk |
| Les | So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine |