Ike - Kyle's younger brother.
Ms. Crabtree - schoolbus driver, always running late.
Officer Barbrady - local police officer who always covers things up (black helicopters, Japanese mafia, etc.).
Mr. Garrison - the children's teacher, possible closet homosexual, has multiple personality syndrome- other personality is Mr. Hat
Mr. Hat - Mr. Garrison's puppet.
Wendy Testaburger - smart, Stan's love interest.
Ms. Cartman - Cartman's mom, appeared on the cover of Crackwhore magazine.
Uncle Jimbo - Stan's uncle.
Ned - Jimbo's old war buddy, missing an arm and vocal cords.
The Mayor - an image-obsessed mayor of South Park.
Chef's Sluts - chef's sluts.
The Cows - the smartest beings on earth according to
the visitors.
Jesus - the Lord, has his own dial-in talk TV show called
"Jesus and Pals", fights with Santa Claus in "The Spirit of Christmas".
As a baby, he killed Frosty with his halo.