Why I Hear you Cry!
Right well hello !! First , let me start by explaining myself . As many of you seem to want to know the answer to the question "why did i make this page?" i shall start by trying (most probably in vain) to answer this in a full and detailed manner (don't worry it's English A level that does that too me) Right well , in the begininninninninng (hey i like that!) there was a girl , and she was good , and she led a pretty normal life . Then came along a good doctor (who was also a bloody good actor) and at first no notice was taken of him . (except ofcourse to laugh at the hideously bad storylines he had, like THE GNOMES!) But one day this young (well 15 at the time) girl decided that this rather, significantly older man, was the coolest , person alive ..... odd you might think for a normal girl .... my friends certainly did ! (and still do actually) So this , obviously less than normal person , decided that since his name was not Brad Pitt or the disgustingly american LEO (Yuck yuck yuck) that she would keep her big trap shut about it and not tell anyone . This was ok , in theory , as it was the summer holidays , but then term started again , and the stresses and strains of this exceedingly hard year where the silly girl did no work , led the poor child to tell only her nearest and dearest her terribly odd secret ! Unfortuanately , her nearest and dearest , became her furthest and gobbiest ! Leading to a sudden surge in jokes about doctors at rather odd times like at at a certain school speech competition (but we wont go into that one) ..... But why you may ask would such a girl put herself through the torment ?? And the answer is , I have not a CLUE !! But as is always the case you have to have a crush on someone in your life just that some turn out to be , well , a little odd , shall we say . But i really am not the only one , oh no , it turns out that there is a legion (ok , ok about ten) of women , and oddly men , who fancy him ! The fact that most of them are over 50 manic-obsessives , who send their knickers in the post to all and sundry does not even come into it ! So there you have it , in as brief a terms , as a person with verbal dioraaeah (i cant spell) can do , the reasoning behind my strange crush ! But for now , off i toddle into the word , but i will leave you with a short quote . In the words of Susan Kennedy"Short back and sides please . But keep the FRINGE!" Goodbye and happy surfing !
