Poetry Corner
Well here are your poems ... yes thats right some people have actually taken time out from their (obviously not very) busy schedule , to send some more Poetry for your delight .... so scroll down and enjoy !
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Sarah by Me
There once was an Oragatang called Sarah
Whose lips were incredibly scary . there were bigger than Pams And flew about like Spams (dont ask) And made the poor girl turn all Hairy So therefore the good doc Was never , no not , To ever go near her again . This upset her a great deal And so a huge meal Was made out of it for 6 f***ing months! THen along came the day When Susan said "Hey My hubbys run off with a spoon" But it bothered her not For she still loved the doc And we were all over the moon ! And...............Give Karl a break by Ben Wild
Karls done wrong
we all know that. but does he have to go through all of that? Karls been bad we all do care but come on Susan let him come back there Susan he says he won't do it again it was all a kiss and it stopped there Karl the Doctor The Doctor of Ramsay Street is right there when you need him. hes always there when you need a hand So come on Susan lets not blame Karl or Sarah in that matter we all no whos fault it is But does it matter 25 years down the drain lets not let it happen again Karl has served his punishment!ICKY HAIR. By Kara Ferris.
Susan Kennedy, Susan Kennedy,
how does your hair grow? what have you done to make it look so dumb Is it so sadly deliberate? Or was it your stylist Who made your fring so curly, And tried to make your age seem less. You KNOW how we hate it but still you arrange it, in such horribly icky ways. So cut it short or leave it long, but please do some thing to change it.Queen of Ramsay Street. By Nick Dolan and Ruth Turner.
Were gonna sing a song for you about a deer friend of ours
who has sadley died
Queen of Ramsay Street
And all the neighbours sang for her
and Anne Haddy portrayed her
but she has know died
Queen of Ramsay street
Shes even older than the two sofas in her living room
that have been recoverd time after time
and konw shes gone and passed away
and Philip Martin is not gay but Micheal is
Queen of Ramsay Street
She was the angel of the show
and know shes no were else to go
she'll always be
Queen of Ramsay street
The Weird and Wonderful Street called Ramsay
By N.L.Smith.
In the simple town of Erinsbourough,
Lies a street called Ramsey,
And for some unearthly reason,
Everyones rather randy.
First up theres the Kennedys,
Who really are quite sweet,
Susan cut your hair,
Does catch beneath your feet?
Billy your so lovely,
I like it when u two strap,(wear your school bag on both shoulders)
I feel sorry for your sister libby,
Living in a house like that!
And now for my favourite, Karl what a Doc!
Your wig is looking shifty,
Sarah didn't mind,
Scandle! what a shock !
The Bishops are quite tedious,
Quite frankly it should stop,
This feud with Lou,
Has gone well over the top!
I admire his tuber playing,
But its just his wifes voice,
Cough it up Madge!
Harold has no choice.
The Martins are harendious,
Hannah your quite a scare,
Your hair is so frizzy,
I'd never find my way out of there!
Phillip is so corney,
He obviously makes Ruth feel horney,
With his bald head and round figure,
He'd make a great Teletubbie!
The twins are pretty plain,
But in that household,
How do they stay sane?
Now number 30,
What a hell hole!
Todie makes me cringe,
But I like the look of Joel!
Sarah, a word of advice:
Next your appling your lip liner,
Ask a neighbour Susan wouldn't think twice!
Joel is rather flirty,
Well who wouldn't be living at number Thirty!
Lous household is very boring,
But Tommy Tuckers serves great food,
Lasaters lake looks quite deserving,
If I lived in Ramsey street I'd be down at Lous Pub Day and Night.
But I would have to pop in to the coffee shop,
For a Chocy Smoothy Lite.
Sadly thats the end of our 30 minute show,
I'm off down to Lous Place for a beer,
Join me I'm meeting the neighbours too!
"Poor Amy" by Madi, Amy's Number 1 fan (!)
She may not be a brainbox
Like witchy bitchy Ann
But she has a truly golden heart
And probably likes ham
She may be short, she may be blonde
But a bimbo she is not
Nasty Ann may think she's better
But she is just a swot
She is the School Co-Captain;
She ought to be the only one
Ann only won the title 'cause
She's shagging Susan's son
She's going out with ugly Lance
And frequently comes to his home
But his horrible twin sister won't
Leave poor Amy alone
So as I end my tale of woe
I say one more thing to you
Oh, Amy, how I love you so
My heart is forever true.
Battery Acid by an anonymous donor
Harold doesn't like battery acid
He prefers something more flaccid Poor old Paul wants to climb over a wall Soon He will grow tall But until then he will be lonely Hannah will be boney[when she returns from france because the gerards do not understand her dietry requirements]Ode to the Goddess, in inconsistent Pentameter by Unknown
Yes, her hair has that Pantene shine
She will be mine, she will be mine That fringe cannot hide the concern on her brow I don't know how, but she will be mine Her bright coloured blazers conceal How she will feel, when she is mine She settles for Karl, when I would gnarl Off my own head, for her to be mine.<Ode to Karl - By Piehands
I bet Karl stinks. And Not just Karl, but the bloke that plays him aswell. Iambic Pentameter; sucks ass Verse 2, brings you no less joy Karl "did" Cheryl Stark while she was Dying on the road Infront of Lou And Lou`s square head joined in. With HarALD. Joe Mangel, and his wench which loveth ducks, didn`t wear shoes. Karl works with street kids. huh huh huh... Plop. (C) 1999 Piehands. All Rights Reserved.(indeed!)
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