Jokes

( Q ) What did the calendar maker name his daughters?
( A ) April, May, & June
( Q ) What did the hockey player do when the thief demanded money?
( A ) He gave him a check
( Q ) What did the painter name his son?
( A ) Art
( Q ) Where does the catcher sit for dinner?
( A ) Behind the plate
( Q ) Why was the picture sent to jail?
( A ) It was framed
( Q ) What did the snowman and his wife hang over their baby's crib?
( A ) A snowmobile
( Q ) Were the people more disgusted by night or day?
( A ) Night, because it mooned them
( Q ) What did they call the amphibian from the Czech Republic?
( A ) the Prague Frog
( Q ) What did they call the psychedelic simian?
( A ) the Funky Monkey
( Q ) What did they call the hefty simian?
( A ) the Chunky Monkey
( Q ) What did they call the simian that loved alternative music?
( A ) the Punky Monkey
( Q ) What did they call the simian that was very energetic?
( A ) the Spunky Monkey
( Q ) What did they call the simian that was intoxicated?
( A ) the Drunk-y Monkey
( Q ) What did they call Mr.Cusack's son?
( A ) John spawn
( Q ) What did they call the simian that found buried treasure?
( A ) the Trunk-y Monkey
( Q ) What did they call the simian that was missing pieces?
( A ) the Clunky Monkey
( Q ) What did they call the maintenance at the animal park?
( A ) the Zoo Crew
( Q ) What did they call the bugs that were served with Mozzarella on top?
( A ) Cheese Fleas
( Q ) What did they call the plants that grew Gouda?
( A ) Cheese Trees
 ( Q ) What did the nose call the book that he wrote?
 ( A ) His auto-booger-aphy
( Q ) How was the blue garbage man feeling?
( A ) Down in the dumps
  ( Q ) What did they call the ill father made of flavored ice?
( A ) A POP-SICKle
( Q ) What did the tired policeman need to do?
( A ) Make an arREST
          ( Q )What do you call the Cynthia that likes leather, is a rapper, and has 2 kids?
( A ) a GOOCHIE MAMA
  ( Q ) What song did the woman sing to the person when she found out that she was with a drag?
( A ) What-a man? What-a man? What-a man?
( Q ) What Disney character did the cow with covered feet want to be?
( A ) Mushu (Moo-shoe)
( Q ) Why did the bread ask for the tissue?
( A ) Because it was something he kneeded
( Q ) What do they call the Miracle Whip in the sandwich?
( A ) Bread Spread
( Q ) When is a pillow like a mug of root beer?
( A ) When it has a head on it.
( Q ) Who eats at underwater restaurants?
( A ) Scuba diners.
( Q ) How did the skunk call home?
( A ) On his smell-ular phone.
( Q ) What do cows do for fun?
( A ) Go to the moo-vies.