Jokes
( Q ) What did the calendar
maker name his daughters?
(
A ) April, May, & June
( Q ) What did the hockey
player do when the thief demanded money?
(
A ) He gave him a check
( Q ) What did the painter
name his son?
(
A ) Art
( Q ) Where does the
catcher sit for dinner?
(
A ) Behind the plate
( Q ) Why was the picture
sent to jail?
(
A ) It was framed
( Q ) What did the snowman
and his wife hang over their baby's crib?
(
A ) A snowmobile
( Q ) Were the people
more disgusted by night or day?
(
A ) Night, because it mooned them
(
Q ) What did they call the amphibian from the Czech Republic?
(
A ) the Prague Frog
(
Q ) What did they call the psychedelic simian?
(
A ) the Funky Monkey
(
Q ) What did they call the hefty simian?
(
A ) the Chunky Monkey
(
Q ) What did they call the simian that loved alternative music?
(
A ) the Punky Monkey
(
Q ) What did they call the simian that was very energetic?
(
A ) the Spunky Monkey
(
Q ) What did they call the simian that was intoxicated?
(
A ) the Drunk-y Monkey
(
Q ) What did they call Mr.Cusack's son?
(
A ) John spawn
(
Q ) What did they call the simian that found buried treasure?
(
A ) the Trunk-y Monkey
(
Q ) What did they call the simian that was missing pieces?
(
A ) the Clunky Monkey
(
Q ) What did they call the maintenance at the animal park?
(
A ) the Zoo Crew
(
Q ) What did they call the bugs that were served with Mozzarella on top?
(
A ) Cheese Fleas
(
Q ) What did they call the plants that grew Gouda?
(
A ) Cheese Trees
(
Q ) What did the nose call the book that he wrote?
(
A ) His auto-booger-aphy
(
Q ) How was the blue garbage man feeling?
(
A ) Down in the dumps
( Q ) What did they call the ill father made of flavored ice?
(
A ) A POP-SICKle
(
Q ) What did the tired policeman need to do?
(
A ) Make an arREST
( Q )What do you call the Cynthia that likes leather, is a rapper, and
has 2 kids?
(
A ) a GOOCHIE MAMA
( Q ) What song did the woman sing to the person when she found out that
she was with a drag?
(
A ) What-a man? What-a man? What-a man?
(
Q ) What Disney character did the cow with covered feet want to be?
(
A ) Mushu (Moo-shoe)
(
Q ) Why did the bread ask for the tissue?
(
A ) Because it was something he kneeded
(
Q ) What do they call the Miracle Whip in the sandwich?
(
A ) Bread Spread
( Q ) When is a pillow like a mug of root
beer?
( A ) When it has a head on it.
( Q ) Who eats at underwater restaurants?
( A ) Scuba diners.
( Q ) How did the skunk call home?
( A ) On his smell-ular phone.
( Q ) What do cows do for fun?
( A ) Go to the moo-vies.