In all of the interviews with Seth Green I've ever read, he's always said something witty and cute. I've compiled some quotes from some of his interviews, so feel free to read on! If you've got a quirky quote from one of Seth's interviews, feel free to send it over! More quotes to come! I'm using these quotes without permission from...Seth Green, the magazines, books, etc., so if you'd like me to take 'em off the page, please let me know!

From an article in The Official Buffy the Vampire Slayer magazine:

"It's weird. People seem to know me from stuff that I never would expect them to. If somebody recognizes me, I'm never quite sure what it's from." ~Seth, on how he's "one of those guys who you know you've seen, but can't seem to place."

"More often than not, I get accused of stuff that I just wasn't in, and when I tell them that I wasn't in it, they don't believe me. They just go, 'Dude, you were in that Rogaine ad,' and I say, 'No, I'm an actor, but I wasn't in that commercial.' Then they're like, 'Yes you were, man! What a jerk! Why are you being such a jerk? Let's kick this guy's ass!' So it's good I run fast." ~Seth, on how people think he's in something he wasn't.

"I'm really not skilled at all. I can strum a guitar and I know where the notes would be on the neck of the guitar, but putting it all together and actually having the dexterity to make a cohesive and favorable sound is not my forte. I study the music I'm supposed to play with a guy who knows how to play guitar." ~Seth, on if he really plays the guitar.

"I actually got to meet her and I choked. I was totally smooth with all the other Spices. I was like, 'Hey, how you doin'?' Then they said, 'This is Geri,' and I was like, 'Hmmapuhlth'-it was kind of sad." ~Seth, on meeting Geri Halliwell, when he had a major crush on her.

From an article in The Watcher's Guide:

Q: Oz is the lead guitarist for Dingoes Ate My Baby. Do you play guitar?
A: "I can fake it, can't I?"

Q: Do you have any scars, tattoos, or other distinguishing marks?
A: "I have two scars on my head in the same place. I was five years old and my sister and I were running around our living room. I just dove headfirst into the corner of our coffee table and split my head right open. And then, this is the best part, about two years later I was playing super-jock football with my dad and I go to run out of my room, and I hit my head on the protruding corner of the wall, right in the same place. Split my head right open again."