For the benefit of Mr. kite,
There will be a show tonight on trampoline,
The Hendersons will all be there,
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair - what a scene,
Over men horses hoops and garters,
Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!
In this way Mr. K. will challenge the world!
The celebrated Mr. K. performs his feat on saturday at Bishopsgate,
The Hendersons will dance and sing
As Mr. Kite flys through the ring don't be late,
Messrs. K. and H. assure the public their production will be second to none,
And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!
The band begins at ten to six,
When Mr. K. performs his tricks without a sound,
And Mr. H. will demonstrate ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground,
Having been some days in preparation,
A splendid time is guaranteed for all,
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill.

He got O-no sideboard,
He one spinal cracker,
He bag production,
He got walrus gumboot,
Here come old flat top,
He come grooving up slowly,
He got joo joo eyeball,
He one holy roller,
He got hair down to his knee.
Got to be a joker he just do what he please.
He wear no shoe shine,
He got no toe jam football,
He got funny finger,
He shoot Coca Cola ,
He say I know you, you know me,
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free.
Come together right now over me.
Come together.
He got feet down below his knee.
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease.
Come together right now over me.
Come together.
He roller coaster,
He got early warning,
He got muddy water,
He one mojo filter,
He say one and one and one it three.
Got to be goodlooking 'cos he's so hard to see.
Come together right now over me.
Come together...

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in,
And stops my mind from wandering,
Where it will go.

I'm filling the cracks that ran through the door,
And kept my mind from wandering,
Where it will go.

And it really doesn't matter if i'm wrong,
I'm right,
Where I belong I'm right,
Where I belong.

See the people standing there who disagree and never win,
And wonder why they don't get in my door.

I'm painting my room in a colourful way,
And when my mind is wondering,
There I will go.

And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right,
Where I belong I'm right,
Where I belong.

Silly people run around they worry me,
And never ask me why they don't get past my door.

I'm taking the time for a number of things,
That weren't important yesterday,
And I still go.

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in,
And stops my mind from wandering,
Where it will go.

Hey Jude don't make it bad,
Take a sad song and make it better,
Remember, to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.
Hey Jude don't be afraid,
You were made to go out and get her,
The minute you let her under your skin,
Then you can begin to make it better.
Any time you feel the pain,
Hey Jude refrain,
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.
For well you know that it's a fool,
By making the world a little colder.
Hey Jude don't let me down,
You have found her now go and get her,
Remember (Hey Jude) to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.
So let it out and let it in,
Hey Jude begin,
You're waiting for someone to perform with.
And don't you know it's just you.
Hey Jude you'll do,
The movement you need is on your shoulder.
Hey Jude, don't make it bad,
Take a sad song and make it better,
Remember to let her under your skin,
Then you'll begin to make it better...

I am he,
As you are he,
As you are me,
And we are all together.
See how they run,
Like pigs from a gun,
See how they fly. I'm Crying.
Sitting on a cornflake - waiting for the van to come.
Corperation T-Shirt, stupid bloody,
Tuesday man you've been a naughty boy,
You let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO G'JOOB.
Mr. City Policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row,
See how they fly,
Like Lucy In The Sky,
See how they run. I'm crying - I'm crying I'm crying.
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic,
Priestess boy you've been a naughty girl,
You let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh, I am the walrus. GOO GOO G'JOOB.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh, I am the walrus. GOO GOO G'JOOB.
Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
(Evil Cackle!)
See how they smile,
Like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied. I'm crying.
Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Khrishna,
Man, you should have seen them,
Kicking Edgar Allen Poe.
I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh, I am the walrus. GOO GOO GOO G'JOOB.
GOO GOO GOO G'JOOB GOO GOO
GOOOOOOOJOOOOB!
(TV Noises)

When I find myself in times of trouble,
Mother Mary comes to me,
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
And in my hours of darkness,
She is standing right in front of me,
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.
And when the broken hearted people,
Living in the world agree,
There will be an answer, let it be.
For though they maybe parted there is,
Still a chance that they will see.
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be. yeah,
There will be an answer, let it be.
And when the night is cloudy,
There is still a light that shines on me,
Shines until tommorrow, let it be.
I wake up to the sound of music,
Mother Mary comes to me,
Let it be, let it be.
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

It was twenty years ago today,
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play,
They've been going in and out of style,
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile,
So may I inroduce to you,
The act you've know for all these years,
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band,

We hope you will enjoy the show,
We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band,
Sit back and let the evening go,

Sgt. Pepper's lonely,
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely,
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band,

It's wonderfull to be here,
It's certainly a thrill,

Your such a lovely audience,
We'd like to take you home with us,
We'd love to take you home,

I don't really want to stop the show,
But I thought you might like to know,
That the singer's going to sing a song,
And he wants you all to sing along,
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Billy Shears,
And Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.