The Humor Corner

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Question -

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

MA Answers -

Ja - Kal : " Even the Brave Chicken must be Cautious when Crossing roads . "

Rath : " Well ..... er ..... It's too hard to explain ! "

Armon : " Chicken ? No , I'd much prefer beef , thanks . "

Nefertina : " It was all a plot to steal the Hot - Ra as it spead down the highway . "

( Okay , I couldn't think of anything else , so sue me - uh ... I don't mean that literally )

Khati : " Meeeeeooowww ..... "

Non MA Answers -

Kindergarden Teacher : " To get to the other side . "

Bill Gates : " Well , I've actually just made the new Microsoft Chicken 2000 . It clucks , sleeps , eats and even crosses roads . "

Moses : " And God said unto the chicken , " Thou shalt cross the road " , and the chicken crossed the road , and there much rejoicing . "

Einstine : " Whether the chicken moved over the road or the road moved beneath the chicken's feet depends entirely on your frame of referance . "

Bill Gates , Mighty Gaurdian of Microsoft !

Be sure to read this special biography about what would happen if Bill Gates ever he went through the Western Gate . ( It's actually like ..... if Bill Gates could transform like a mummy ! ) If you know about Mummies Alive , you'll love this MA / Bill cross over . BTW , Raider dared me to do this ! * waves to Raider * ^_^