Amos II
By: Cameron Polson
Well, obviously, this is a sequal to the story I've already written called
Amos.
Enjoy it!
Bad Bart was dead already. Amos had happily gone back to Colorado Springs. Now, he wore his sheriffs badge with pride bearing only 1 deputy. Heck, 1 was all he needed anyway. He lay back at his desk, doing his job horribly and leaving it to Deputy Johnny to do all the work with his feet propped up and dozing the day off. Suddenly, Johnny dashed in.
"Amos!" he cried shaking him, "Amos, wake up fool! Bank robbers burgled the towns bank!"
Amos slapped Johnny. "Shaddup!" he said, "I don't fell like doin' nothin' today. The way I look at it is that some people are just made to be rich. If it means that much to ya, you handle it!"
"Okay, Amos!"
With that Johnny dashed out and that was all of the excitement for that day.
*
Amos slept late. Yeah, he knew it was lazy but who gived a heck?!? (sorry no swearing in this story.) After he got up he moseyed on outside to the bust town of Colorado Springs.
It was a nice day. Children playing, beautiful women walking along and talking, cowboys heading for the bar, a man beating the heck out of an old woman with the butt of his rifle, men and women with their dogs in a horse pulled wagon heading for-WAIT!! A man beating the heck out of an old lady with his gun? That's not nice! It's rude! What a jerk! Oh well lets move on. They were heading for the doctors, business people heading for the post office, and-ahh darn it! Amos should really do something about that man and the old lady. Amos walked over and said, "Hey! Why are you pickin' on that ugly old digusting lokking hag?"
"Cuz I'm a bully, that's why!" said the man.
"Well that's no reason to beat the **beep** outta her!"
"Say, ain't you Sherriff Amos?"
"Shore am!"
"Cool. Hi I'm the villain Black Silver. Nice to meet you!"
"Nice to me you!"
"Now, back to the subject. Get outta here before I blow your brains out with this here rifle!" Black Silver said letting the old lady drop to the ground with a concussion and showing Amos his rifle.
"I'm gonna whoop yer butt!" Amos replied leaping upon Black Silver and punching him over and over and over. In the face, the chest, the belly, and the--(well you know where.) Black Silver squealed like a girl and fired off a shot with his rifle blowing off the Church steeple.
"Lassie!"Amos called for his horse.
Lassie came galloping over. Amos hopped on his horse and pulled out his pistols, aiming them at Black Silver.
"Sorry 'bout this, Black Silver. I mean, since we just met and all." Then, Amos fired putting two bullets into Black Silver's forehead making a really gory scene. It was so nasty that Amos barfed on the unconcious old lay a couple of times. Even the vomit didn't wake the old lady up. Then, Lassie jumped over Black Silver's lifeless body and Amos rode off into the sunrise...
('Course he came back home at sunset. He's not allowed to be out too late!)
The End