Get off my head, Bubblewhad!

By: Cameron Polson

This is an extemely stupid story that just popped out of my head one day. It's our dorkiest story yet!

I'm a dork. No kidding! My name is Lanker. My nickname is Bubblewhad. Don't ask cuz it's kinda perverted. I'm here to tell you how I lost my nose. Quit laughing you big booger head jerk! I saw the bully of the school, Billy, who had a big round head go running to beat up some kid when he tripped over a rock. That's when I saw my oppertunity. I've always wanted to stand on that big round plump head. So I did it. I ran over and stood on his head.
"Get off my head, Bubblewhad!" Billy warned.
I couldn't though, I was enjoying this way too much.
"Get off my head, Bubblewhad!"Billy warned again.
Still, I didn't plan on checking out any time soon. Billy grabbed my ankle and pulled me over than he punched me in the nose. After he left, blood began to gush out of my nose. It was really sick. Then, my nose fell off. And that's how I, Bubblewhad don't got no nose no more!
The End