Jarod----a.k.a. The Pretender

    This page is dedicated to that adorable genius known as Jarod.  A little boy who never got to experience all the joys of childhood, an explorer looking for all the secrets of the universe, a lost soul looking for his family and a home, and lastly, a genius on the run from a sinister organization.  Here are some pics and sounds from our favorite genius.
 
 

 Pictures:

 
 
 

Sounds:

anything.wav  "I can be anything I want to be."

become.wav   "I'm a Pretender.  I can become anyone I want to be."

centre.wav "I was taken from my parents and raised by a place called the Centre.  Think hell . . . with nicer furniture."

chillout.wav   "Oh, you need to chill out!"

cuffs.wav   "Two words.  Hand.  Cuffs."

dealdevl.wav   "You are dealing with the devil."

english.wav   Lawyer:  "Mr. Kincaide needs a consummate professional.  If he's even slightly associated with incendiary
                                    events, other arrangements will have to be made."
                     Jarod:  "Try English."

eyes.wav   "Miss Parker is many things but she would never do that, especially to you.  She doesn't have it in her heart or
                  her eyes."

father.wav   "I can only hope that one day I'll be half the father that you are."

hunting.wav   Bounty Hunter:  "What the hell are you doing?"  Jarod:  "I'm going hunting."

jedi.wav   "Trust in the force, young jedi."

lastname.wav   Psychiatrist: "What's your last name?"  Jarod: "I don't know.  It changes every week."

mandtry.wav    Person:  "Is the Pope Catholic?"   Jarod:  "I believe that's mandatory."

niceshvl.wav   "That's not a very nice thing to say to a man with a shovel."

notmore.wav   Jarod:  "It belongs to the local sheriff, I believe."
                       Lawyer:  "Yes, Randall Carver.  That's him over there.  He lives for that boat."
                       Jarod:  "Not anymore."

rudoc.wav    Woman:  "Are you a doctor?"   Jarod:  "I am today."

santa.wav   Jarod is confused about Santa Claus.

trust.wav   Jarod:  "You just have to trust me."
                 Broots:  "Sydney told me not to trust anyone."
                 Jarod:  "You might want to reconsider that."

unfulfld.wav   "Rumor has it you're feeling vaguely unfulfilled."

New Sounds:

 car.wav    Lyle:  "Actually, with the two thousand dollar alarm system that the dealer all but threw in, I still hope to get car
                 back in one piece."
                 Jarod:  "Now, there's a good target."

 fragile.wav   "Brilliant minds.  They're so fragile."

 hell.wav    Claire:  "Go to hell."
                  Jarod:  "You first."

 line.wav    Claire:  "Jarod, if you ever wanna get together, pick each other's brains, a little one on one."
                  Jarod:  "Careful, Claire.  Don't cross a line you can't come back from."

 open.wav    "Open your eyes, dumb ass!"

 pleasure.wav    "It was a pleasure doing business with you."

 topless.wav    Jarod:  "Topless?"
                       Sandi:  "What?  You've never been in a strip joint before?  Naked women swinging around metal poles,
                                  strange men cramming sweaty wads of money into strange women's panties?"
                       Jarod:  "I would remember something like that."
 

 

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