Joey: It's old Dawson! Just kiss her, would you? Take the elevator to the next floor and get off!
Dawson: That moment on the beach could be yours. You could be Deborah Carr.
Joey: Mmm, sand in my crotch. Heaven.
Joey: Dawson! These movies aren't real! They aren't kissing with their tongues. It's take 22, the girls bored, the guy's gay.
Joey: You know that this Peter Pan fantasy movie land you’re living in? It will be your downfall.
Joey: Clap hard, Dawson. You may be Tinkerbell's last hope.
Pacey: Do you know how difficult it is to fail? Ok, this has taken a considerable amount of work and energy.
Pacey: You see, my problem is that I have a focus issue. I need a slave driver, somebody with a whip maybe?
Joey: And what do you want?
Pacey: Actually something a little sexy would be good. I got a maybe/sort of date this evening.
Joey: Who's the lucky farm animal tonight?
Pacey: What's that. what's that. that makes a woman horny?
Joey: Your polar opposite?
Pacey: Could it be that Joey is finally noticing the opposite sex?
Joey: Shut up!
Pacey: (to the rich guy) Excuse me, young man?? This woman, she thinks you’re very attractive!!!
Joey: You butt plug!
Pacey: Forget it, Joey. Guys off yachts don't go for waitresses.
Joey: I'm going to kill you. One night in your sleep. A slit throat maybe or a screwdriver to the temple.
Anderson: My name's Anderson. Anderson Crawford.
Joey: Congratulations.
Anderson: Do you come with a name or just an attitude?
Joey: Just with an attitude.
Anderson: Tell me something about you.
Joey: Well, I'm a Pisces, into Harleys and men with tattoos.
Anderson: Come on, I'll show you my tattoo.
Joey: Gap ad has a tattoo?
Anderson: If you come sailing you'll find out.
Cliff: That's why we gotta give it 110 percent!
Dawson: Eight days a week.
Cliff: Remember how hard we worked during the summer? Now's when it pays off.
Dawson: With communal showers.
Cliff: Let's do it for the coach!
Dawson: He likes to watch.
Cliff: Let's get out there and show them what we're made of!
Dawson: Insert cliche here.
Cliff: Lay it on the line!
Dawson: May I have another?
Pacey: You keep saying how it’s so wrong, and maybe it is. But just to set the record straight. I’m a firm believer that sometimes it’s right to do the wrong thing. Good bye.
Dawson: Who is Deborah?
Anderson: She’s Deborah.
Dawson: No, she’s not.
Anderson: She’s not? Then who did I spend the afternoon with? An imposter?
Jen: It’s just that we don’t call her Deborah, she’s just Deb to us.