Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $40,000. He gets Greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safeplace. The Mafia soon realises that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is.
The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the Mafia drags the guy to an interpreter.
The Mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where da money s." The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?" The deaf man signs in response, "I don't know what you're talking about."
The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about"
The hood pulls out a .38 and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. "NOW ask him where the money is."
The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?"
The deaf man signs back, "The $40,000 is in a tree stump at the entrance to the ice skating rink in Central Park."
The interpreter looks to the hood and says, "He says he spent the money, you
should go fuck yourself, and he doesn't think you have the balls to pull the
trigger."
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