"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female cockys to my house and I will put them with my two male talking cocky's who I taught to pray and read the Bible. My cockys will teach yours to stop saying that terrible phrase and will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day, the lady brings her female cockys to the priest's house. His two male cockys are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female cocky's in with the male cockys and the females say "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
One male cocky looks at the other male cocky and exclaims, "Put the fucking beads away Frank, our prayers have been answered!"
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