BEACH or POOL: I'm a beach boy.
WOMEN or GIRLS: I'm looking for a full-grown lady - not a work in progress.
ROSIE or OPRAH: Oprah. Oh, to be Stedman!
TARTAR CONTROL or WHITENING: in the '90s you can get it all in one tube.
BREAST or LEG: Breast... we are talking about chicken, right?
ER or CHICAGO HOPE: ER. It's the drama of everyday life. There was an episode of CHICAGO HOPE where someone dropped a heart during surgery.
CHRISTMAS or NEW YEAR'S: New Year's. You can pretend like the past year never happened.
BERT or ERNIE: Ernie. He laughed at everything. Bert was a grump with a pointy head.
SPICY or MILD: Spicy. I like most things in extreme.
NATURAL BREAST or IMPLANTS: I only like [California's] Silicone Valley for computer software.
SILK or COTTON: When I wear silk, I have a big, stupid smile on my face.
BATH or SHOWER: Shower. I'm usually on the run.
RAP or ROCK: There's more of a raw edge to rap.
SALT or PEPPER: Salt. As a kid, I actually ate straight salt.
BASKETBALL or FOOTBALL: Basketball is all about skill and teamwork at the same time.
DIET or REGULAR Regular. Let everyone else watch my figure.
BOARD or BODY SURF: Body -- I'm a sensual kind of man who needs to feel the ocean on my body.
ELEVATOR or STAIRS: Stairs. Elevators are too slow.
SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN or BIONIC WOMAN: I wanted to be the Six Million Dollar Man as a child. I learned how to raise each eyebrow independently, just like Lee Majors.
SPEARMINT or PEPPERMINT: Spearmint. It's all about wintery, fresh breath.
CALL or WRITE: Call. I'm too spontaneous for letters.
MARINARA or ALFREDO: Alfredo. I'm a thick sauce kind of guy.
SUNRISE or SUNSET: Sunrises. They're the perfect end to a perfect night.