Biography of Kenny McCormick



This is Kenny McCormick, the poorest, unluckiest and most perverted kid in South Park. Poor Kenny has managed to get brutally slaughtered in every episode (save for the Christmas one). Despite its foul mouth Kenny still manages to be the neatest character, and gets his fair share of laughs. You can tell when hes scared because he'll close his hood, and he has the most evil laugh you've ever heard. However, he is just as often used for simple good humor as sick humor by Trey and Matt , him trying to catch a snowflake on his tounge is quite a site, and him dressed as an angel is priceless...even if he is a 'lil devil. Kenny's homelife isn't exactly as cushy as Cartmans, his dads alcoholism is why the McCormicks are in such turmoil (and I'll bet my Cheesypoofs hes the one that taught Kenny how to talk--if you get my drift). He also has a nameless little brother. Kennys life is more or less a mystery compared to the others, perhaps someday we'll get a little more info...for now hes simply the kid dressed in an old parka with a twisted view of the world...mmpphh mffpphh.



(Yes thats "Whats New PussyCat?" in the background, this is not a sick joke, I just like it...rock on TOM!)


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