by SnowCalico
People born under the "Stan" sign are good at heart, and intellegent, but have a hard time expressing romantic feelings. People under this sign are usually quick learners, but can also be cruel to those that "everyone" else hates. They are athletic and willing to try new things.Best Advice: Don't be shy to express true love, it can be rewarding. Lucky Item: Your Pet (dog, cat etc.)
If you were born under the "Garrison" sign, you are one who hides their deep secrets, and denies them viciously. You are quick to become angry and think you are smarter than you really are. Don't worry, those born under the "Garrison" sign have an excuse, they are always listening to the voices in their heads, rather than their hearts.Best Advice: tell others your problems, instead of letting them build up.Lucky Item: A cherished childhood toy.
If you are under this sign, you are often misunderstood. When you're in love, you express it by pervertedness, or don't express it at all. You are a born-loser, but prefer to observe, and help when needed. You don't fear death, and hide your true feelings. Though most don't have high-expectations of you, you will suprise them all someday.Best Advice:Try to find new ways to express feelings Lucky Item: An article of clothing.
Pip sign holders are nice people, just not respected in their time. If you are under this sign, you are timid and gentle, in other words a push over. You think that everyone is good at heart, and you don't hold grudges. You also have low self-esteem.Best Advice: Every once and awhile, stick up for yourself! Lucky Item: A shield.
If you're born under the Wendy symbol, you have a swet exterior, but a jealous mind. You will protect your loved ones and posessions with avengence, and anyone trying to take them better watch out! You are very intellegent, but can become insane with jealousy if someone else tries to share your spotlight. You like to dream and can be overly emotional.Best Advice: Don't suspect EVERYONE is after whats yours. Lucky Item:Your Loved One.
People born under this symbol are hopelessly romantic. They can be great charmers, and also great friends. However, they love to tell stories of their affairs, and love music. Even though they are basically intellegent, they love to believe in fantasy, in a way it gives them a youthful air. As well as music, you have a passion for food. Best Advice: Loves important, but remember that life has many experiences that are just as enjoyable. Lucky Item:Bed.
If Kyle is your sign, you are extremely smart and friendly (kinda like a dolphin). You make a great friend, but a horrible enemy. You feel trapped by your religon and your family, though deep in your heart you love them. "Kyles" are quite often make up imaginary friends in youth, because they feel no one truly understands them. You can be most emotional when a sad event (such as a death) comes around. Best Advice: Try to understand where your enemies come from. Lucky Item: : Imaginary friend.
If you're an "Ike" you are very quiet and peaceful. You have very strong feelings for family members, and oftn like to stay close to them. You are a person who likes abuse, and you'll take it with a grin. No one really listens to you yet, but thats OK because you're a big part in their lives, wheter or not they admit it. "Ikes" are very round minded. Best Advice: Don't let others kick you around. Lucky Item: Toys
If Cartman is your sign, you are the bully of the Zodiac. You can be quite creul torwards those different than you, but its to cover your own faults. You are very dependent on your mother (or whomever cares for you) and, though you may argue with it, at her mercy. There are very few people who you are nice torwards, and you take advantage of your friends. You love to eat, and can often resemble a pig in many aspects. Best Advice: Do not put down others simply because of your own woes. Lucky Item: Anything edible.
Those born under this sign look before they leap (or shoot) and are rabid gamblers, and often lose bets. You have deep primal urges, and think that certain barbaric practices are macho. You usually have one close friend, and never find true love due to the fact you're so busy trying to impress everyone. You make excuses for your actions, and tend to have "favorites". Best Advice: Think things through, don't jump to conclusions.Lucky Item:Weapons.
Animal lovers are found most often under this sign. People often don't except you because you're different in one aspect or another, even if you've got a great personality. You are a loyal friend, and are great at communicating feelings, especially when in love. "Sparkies" defy the set standard, they prefer to be a little flaky, and won't change for anyone. Best Advice: Don't let others opinions bother you. Lucky Item: Scarves, especially pink ones.
This sign's holders love holidays and cheering people up. You are'nt exactly the most LIKELY source of encouragement, but once people get to know you, you are a nessecity. You love swimming and suprising people. You love unity, and try to make friends. Everyhere you go, you leave an imprint.Best Advice: Be nice, but don't be annoying.Lucky Item: Flowers.