Welcome to the shrine to Oz's Hair. Put on your ceremonial robes, light your incense, and bring offerrings of gel and hair dye. Chant the ceremonial prayer to Oz's follicles:
Cool hair, that art on Oz's head
Hallowed be the spikes
The vampyrs make a fuss
But thy follicles are not mussed
even when thou morphs into a werewolf.
Give us this Tuesday our weekly viewing
And forgive us for our previous misuses of hair spray
As we forgive those who are currently follicly challenged.
Lead us not into temptation to worship other's hair
And deliver us from bad hair days.
Amen
We wish you peacful worshipping.
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