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"Col, Have I got time to go and do a poo ?"
LANO & WOODLEY THEME IN MIDI
A ZIP OF SOME LANO & WOODLEY LINKS
Lano & Woodley are an australian comic duo made up of Colin Lane and Frank Woodley, who have just made an amazingly funny television series which they wrote themselves.
Lano & Woodley show great comic talents in this series and I now basically watch them non stop. The 6 episodes are.......
The Girlfriend
When Frank admits to Col that he is a virgin, Col sees this as a chance to show up Frank, so he invents himself an imaginary girlfriend called "Jennifer".
But what starts off a trick becomes a bit more serious when Frank starts feeling left out and decides to move out.
Rating: ****
One Simple Task
When Col and Frank are about to leave for a holiday Frank remembers to his horror that he has forgotten to book the caravan park. Afraid that Col will stop being his friend, he pretends he has got the flu, therefor they must stay home. This results in a very funny
episode which in my opinion is their best.
Rating: *****
Tonight You Die
On Friday The 13th Col finds out that Frank is very superstitious. To help end his fears Col takes Frank to the local video shop to hire a "scary" video. But when the movie finishes they get an anonymous call saying "tonight you die" which scares Frank and Col and make them fear for their own safety.
Rating: *****
The Wall
When our to hero's find out that the land lord is coming to inspect their flat they know that they must clean up but when a dart leaves a hole in their wall they try to fix it up. As you probably can work out they only make matters worse, and the hole bigger leving them with a very bad situation.
Rating: *****
Starquest
When Frank & Col find themselves contestents on their favourite show "Starquest" they must find themselves an act and prepare themselves to be stars.
Rating: ****
The Two Men
When Frank and Col decide to go looking for love in a local pub, they find themselves coming home with two extra people.... Two Girls. But the next morning when the girls have left they find a policeman knocking on their door and accusing them of robbery. Lano & Woodley then become fugitives looking for who really commited the robbery.
Rating: ****
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