Here are the Sounds!


You can't listen to any sounds untill you've listened to the buffy theme sound!Buffy Theme Song Wav
Willow- why couldn't Xander be possesed by a puppy or some ducks?

Buffy middi

Willow- Thankyou

Buffy- Oh great, a book!

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    Angel: We'll have to do this again sometime.

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    Angel: Uh oh. This does not look good for our heroine.

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    Xander: Visiting hours are over.
    Angel: I'm pretty much family.
    Xander: Why don't you come back during the day? Oh gee, no- I guess you can't.

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    Angel: If I decide to walk into Buffy's room, do you think for one microsecond that you could stop me?
    Xander: Maybe not. Maybe that security guard couldn't either, or those cops, or the orderleys. But, I'm kinda curios to find out. You game?
    Angel: Buffy's white knight. You still love her. It must just eat you up that I got there first.
    Xander: You're gonna die. And I'm gonna be there.

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    Buffy: Giles, tell them! The vampires, I need to kill the vampires!

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    Buffy: Well, good! Thanks for having me, let's try to keep in touch.

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    Buffy: Shhh. Hospital zone, no singing.

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    Buffy: Hey! Remember me?

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    Buffy: Yeah, but I thought I saw something? I'm not sure, I was really out of it, but...
    Cordelia: But you do know that you saw death?
    Willow: Does he have an hourglass?
    Xander: Ooh, if he asks you to play chess, don't even do it. The guy's like a whiz.

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    Buffy: And the juice?
    Joyce: 2 parts orange, 1 part grapefruit.
    Buffy: That's my drink.

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    Buffy: What are you doing here?
    Willow: What are you doing here?
    Buffy: Well, I'm patrolling.

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    Buffy: Cuz I'm not well. I feel all oogie.
    Xander: Increased oogieness- that's a danger signal.

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    Cordelia: You know, you have the most... perfect nose I've ever seen. You must workout.

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    Cordelia: Oh right, your obsession with protecting Buffy. Have I told you how attractive that's not?
    Xander: Cordelia, someone's gotta watch her back.
    Cordelia: Yeah, well I've seen you watch her back.
    Xander: What is that supposed to mean?
    Cordelia: Well, I was using the phrase "watch her back" as an euphemism for looking at her butt. You know, sort of a pun?
    Xander: Oh right... hey!
    Cordelia: Well, you do.
    Xander: Jealous?
    Cordelia: Fine, watch my back.

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    Cordelia: Wait, what does this one do?
    Giles: It asks endless questions of those whom it's supposed to be working with so that nothing is getting done.
    Cordelia: Boy, there's a demon for everything.

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    Giles: Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?
    Cordelia: Tact is just not saying true stuff- I'll pass.

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    Joyce: Ooh, looks like I interrupted a secret meeting.
    Cordelia: You sure didn't.

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    Willow: Frogs, frogs! Get 'em off of me! Oh my God, frogs! Frogs! Get 'em off of me please! Get 'em off. Frogs!

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    Willow: Buffy's not in here for cosmetic surgery.
    Cordelia: No, but while she's in here she might as well get that thing done. You know, that thing on her face. You know that thing.

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    Willow: Oh yeah, I'm good at medical stuff. Xander and I used to play doctor all the time.
    Xander: No, she's being literal. She used to have all these medical volumes and used to diagnose me with stuff. I didn't have the heart to tell her she was playing it wrong.
    Willow: Wrong? Why? How did you play doctor?

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    Xander: My whole life just flashed before my eyes. I gotta get me a life.

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    Xander: Take a walk overbite.

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    Xander: Buffy, this is not the time to challenge Angel for the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

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    Xander: Flowers for me lady.
    Buffy: I think they call those balloons.
    Xander: Yeah, stick them in water, maybe they'll grow.

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    Xander: Cordy, you should go with Giles.
    Giles: Why do I have to have... good thinking, I can do with a research assistant.
    Cordelia: Let's go tactguy.

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    Xander: Oh, oh, oh. And another bag of cheesy chips.
    Joyce: Ahh, you ate the last one
    Xander: Nah, there's another bag hidden behind the raisins.
    Joyce: Xander: Your mom's trying to bogart the cheesy chips- what's that all about?


     click here Giles: In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and forces of darkness. She is the slayer.
     
    click here Willow: I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-IM-DATING-A-SKANKY-HO.
    Buffy: Meow.
    Willow: Really? Thanks. I've never gotten a meow before.
    Buffy: Well deserved.
    Willow: Darn tootin!
     
    click here Buffy: He'll come around. What guy could resist your wily Willow charms?
    Willow: At last count-all of them. Maybe more.
    Buffy: None of them know a thing. They all get an F in Willow.
    Willow: But I want Oz to get an A. And oh, one of those gold stars.
     
    click here Cordelia laughing.

    click here  Giles: The new slayer is only called after the previous slayer has died. You were dead, Buffy.
    Buffy: I was only gone for a minute.

    click here Buffy: A demon, a demon, a demon!
    Willow: It's not a demon, it's a car.
    Buffy: What does it want?

    click here Oz: I'm going to ask you out tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous about it actually. It's interesting.
    Willow: If it helps at all, I'm gonna say yes.

    click here Cordelia: Dork head.
    Xander: Dork head? You slash me with your words.

    click here Buffy: But...to not act on want...what if I never feel this way again?
    Willow: Carpe diem. You told me that once.
    Buffy: Fish of the day?
    Willow: Not carp, carpe. It means seize the day.

    click here Xander: Holy *incoherent mumbling*
    Buffy: I can translate American salivating boy talk. He says you beautiful.
    Xander: *incoherent mumble*
    Buffy: You're welcome.

    click here Larry: Oh, let me guess. That little innocent schoolgirl thing is just an act, right?
    Oz: Yeah, yeah. She's actually an evil mastermind. It's fun.

    click here Willow: Are you OK?
    Oz: Oh yeah, I'm shot you know. Wow. It's odd.....and painful.

    click here Buffy: I wasn't going to use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I?
    Xander: The important thing is you believe that.

    click here Oz: I mock you with my monkey pants!

    click here Xander: Do you want to go to the utility closet and make out?
    Cordelia: God! Is that all you ever think about?....OK.

    click here Buffy: So something ripped him open and ate out his insides?
    Willow: Like an Oreo cookie. Well, except for you know, without the chocolatey cookie goodness.

    click here Joyce: Have we met?
    Spike: You hit me with an axe one time. Remember, uh, 'get the hell away from my daughter'?
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    Buffy: I think I got his attention.
    attention.wav

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    Xander: I do not babble. I occationally run on, every now and then I yammer.
    babble.wav

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    Angel: You went shopping at the local boogied boogied store.
    boogiedstore.wav

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    Buffy: Come on Giles, budge. No one likes a non-budger.
    budge.wav

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    Xander: Looks like Mr. Cautionman but the sound he makes is funny.
    caution.wav

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    Xander: Cordy, you should go with Giles.
    Giles: Why do I have to have... Uh, good thinking. I do need a research assistant.
    Cordelia: Lets go tact guy.
    cordywhy.wav

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    Buffy: Friendly little demons.
    demons.wav

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    Drusilla: Do it again! Do it again!
    doagain.wav

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    Buffy: I was so hoping you'd do that.
    dothat.wav

    25.1
    Drusilla: I only dreamed you'd come.
    dreamcome.wav

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    Angel: I gues I really did drive you crazy.
    drivecrazy.wav

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    Buffy: Soon what Giles? You never held out on me until the big bad thing in the dark became my ex-honey.
    exhoney.wav

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    Xander: Flowers for me lady.
    Buffy: I think they call those ballons.
    Xander: Yeah, stick them in water, maybe they'll grow.
    flowers.wav

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    Xander: Well, clearly the hellmouth's answer to what to get the slayer who has everything.
    getslayer.wav

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    Buffy: I can't do this. I can't take care of things. I killed my gigapet. Literally, I sat on it and it broke!
    gigapet.wav

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    Willow: Don't forget, your supposed to be a meak little girlygirl like the rest of us.
    girlygirl.wav

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    Buffy: Oh yeah, believe me I'm gonna give that wolfy something to howl about.
    howl.wav

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    Angel: As long as there is injustice in the world. As long as scum like you is walking, well rolling the streets, I'll be around. Look over your shoulder, I'll be there.
    scum.wav

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    Ms. Calendar: Cordelia's going to meet us.
    Xander: Ooh gang, you here that? A bonus day of class plus cordelia, mix in a little rectal surgery and it's my best day ever. (The Dark Age)
    surgery.wav

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    Oz: A werewolf in love.
    werelove.wav

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    Angel:     What ever happened to wooden stakes?
    wooden.wav

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    Xander: You know what? This would work a lot better for me if you didn't talk.
    Cordelia: Well it would work a lot better for me with the lights off.
    workbetter.wav

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