SOUND CLIPS
Last updated 1/14/99

SEAQUEST Lt. Tim O'Neil XENA Joxer "the-mighty"
		SKINNER Dennis Skinner MOTIVATION Richard
AMERICAN GOTHIC "Half" Ted Parker THE SHOT Officer Corelli
	ARMY OF DARKNESS Brave Villager

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From Xena: Warrior Princess

Joxer: If you want a big goose egg I'm your man Listen, I'll be outside should you need my sword in your service. (I need your sword in my service right now.) ...I cook for the King! Before he died... ...And their women are rough and toothless. Heh-heh. Listen as far as your skin is concerned, it reminds me of cream just before it curdles, cause that's when it's the best! Joxer's War Cry Woo! Didn't anyone tell you not to chew your socks? Oh Joxer why should you deny yourself to these needy women? Yeah, that's my stragedy from the get-go. Catch 'em off guard..Ah- run that he'll kill ya part by me again. I'll just stay back here, don't worry! No one is going to get your rear! Yeah, nobody is going to sneak up on me if I walk backwards. Guard, Guard. (Tell me Joxer, what's your secret?) Well, I try to eat right, exercise. Although I do get a little... You still don't know who you're dealing with do you? Don't make me hurt you. (191k)* You're a very lucky man! (Hmphf!) (221k)* You can't be too careful with these things you know. Someone might get hacked to pieces. (246k)* Mr. Mean Dog. (Growling) Mr. Nip-Me-in-the.. Help! Ahhhh! Xena! Ahhh! Help! (460k)* Nothing like stalking a bachae to get the blood flowing. (100k)* Ooo! Honestly, how bad is it? (Terminal.) No really! (275k)* You Xena I was thinking. A warrior of my quality should let you off the hook. I'm setting off on my own. I'm sorry. (I'll live.) (530k)* Farewell my warrior chums! (111k)* Joxer-the-Mighty Song: Midi | Real Audio NEW!!

Lt. Joxer: I knew you were there all the time. I could have killed you in a blin' of an eye. (A what?) Blin', blin'! Don't you speak english? There's no oxygen in here. I can't breathe! I'm starting to panic....