Backlash: In Your House



The Rock vs Stone Cold
Shane McMahon as the Guest Referee

Who I want to win: The Rock
Who will win: Austin
Winner: Austin
Loser: Spanish Announcers
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Austin will win when Vince knocks out Shane and he delivers the three count.
-I wish the monster truck fell over and killed Austin. Or the dummy that they threw into the river was a voodoo doll and Austin drowned.
~Post-match thoughts~
-The Rock cam kicked ass.
-I was sort of right about Vince, but he should of kept the belt then give it Austin after he helps Vince get Stephanie back. It would be like the movie the Punisher where the mob guy gets the Punisher to get his son back, then tries to kill him at the end.
-Austin is a good beer catcher. He's all sweaty and covered in beer but he can still catch a beer can at 50 paces.

Mankind vs Big Show
Who I want to win: Mankind
Who will win: The Giant
Winner: Mankind
Loser: Mick's hand, whoever has to clean the mess up, Test for getting a bloody sock shoved in his mouth
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Mankind really needs to turn evil again. The hunchback Mankind was way better then the loveable underdog Mankind. Hell, let him join the Ministry as the Undertaker's second in command.
-Why are people complaining about the Giant's music? I think it kicks ass. It's right up there with Slick's music. Plus it's funny to see his face when he walks out and he realizes he still has that song.
-And is it that the first person who gets in the ring is the winner? It should be whoever gets Socko first, wins the match.
~Post-match thoughts~
-Seeing a bloody Mr. Socko reminded me of OJ, because he had a bloody sock but he didn't know how it got that way. *wink**wink*
-Has the Giant ever won a match? He sucks.

X-Pac
vs
Triple H w/ Chyna
w/
Who I want to win: Triple H
Who will win: Triple H
Winner: Triple H
Loser: X-Pac's nuts after Bronco Busting Chyna in her spikey bra
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Shawn Michaels will return, hit Chyna with some sweet chin music and let X-Sac win. Then Whisper will get killed by Chyna.
~Post-match thoughts~
-Is it just me or is Chyna starting to look good? I was being hypnotized by her ass.
-I think that my prayers for X-Pac to get a new name might come true, because JR called him Sean a couple of times, and so did HHH. I hope that happens.
Undertaker vs Shamrock
Who I want to win: Shamrock
Who will win: Undertaker
Winner: Undertaker
Loser: Me for watching that piece of crap match
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Now is the time for Ryan to turn into the hot freaky chick in the Ministry, because if she gets kidnaped one more damn time I'm going to wonder why she doesn't lock the door.
-I wonder if the Undertaker will wear his black coat? Since those retards in trench coats shot up their school, nobody is allowed to wear one anymore without being called insensitive.
-You think someone would of tried to stop them. Do you know how many chicks you could get if you single handedly saved everybody?
~Post-match thoughts~
-Where was Ryan? She should of came out crying, then when Ken went up to her she kicked him in the nuts.
-I thought that Paul Bearer was going to die after getting knocked down. I swear he's going to drop dead in the ring one day.
-Paul should bring the urn back. He could take off the top and it would be filled with chicken. That would be cool.

Bob Holly vs Al Snow
Who I want to win: Al Snow
Who will win: Al Snow
Winner: Al Snow
Loser: The ring for getting ripped by the table
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Snow better fucking win, and this match better be good, because WCW's hardcore matches have been way better than the WWF's.
~Post-match thoughts~
-Fina-fucking-lly, Snow is the hardcore champ. Holly sucks.
-Holly should have a Deliverance gimmick. Where he comes out in overalls with a straw hat and bare feet, with a piece of straw in his mouth, he could play the banjo and his move is that you have to squeal like a pig to lose.
-They really got fucked up when they went through the table. It was facing the wrong way and the legs went into Snow's back, plus it ripped the canvas.
-They should get a Head that talks. It could have Peggy Bundy's voice and it can be like "Ohh Allllllllllllllll" "You suck, Alllllllll". That would be cool.
-----For A Shot at Tag Team Titles-----

New Age Outlaws
vs
Owen and Double J w/ Debra
w/
Who I want to win: Owen/JJ
Who will win: Outlaws
Winner: Outlaws
Loser: Mongo, whoever saw Gunn's ass
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Debra's old.
~Post-match thoughts~
-I really, really, really hate Billy Gunn. Why couldn't he die instead of Rick Rude?
-I like it how Debra wears a bikini at every PPV. Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum. Hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb.
-It's funny how in ECW they chant "Show your tits" but in WWF they chant "Show your puppies", just say tits damn it.

Godfather vs Goldust
Who I want to win: Goldust
Who will win: the Godfather
Winner: Godfather
Loser: Meanie's nuts
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Blue Meanie returns, costs Goldust the match and dies of a heart attack.
-Then Goldust will snap and finally do what ever the hell he's been talking about doing. I say be the freaky T.A.F.K.A. Goldust again.
~Post-match thoughts~
-The only reason I like it when the Godfather wrestles is because we get to hear the King go crazy for the Hoes. Plus their asses and boobs are always popping out, just like that one Ho who jumped on the Godfather. Nipples!!!!

The Brood
vs
The Acolytes & Midian

Who I want to win:The Brood
Who will win:The Brood
Winner: Midian/Acolytes
Loser: The Brood for never winning a match
~Pre-match thoughts~
-The Brood needs to win to prove that they don't need the Ministry.
-I feel bad for Midian because he's the most worthless member of the Ministry and then he gets the shit kicked out of him by Vince. That's a shame.
- I really hate Midian's outfit, he should wear what he wore while getting beat up by an old man.
~Post-match thoughts~
-Why are the Brood jobbing to these losers? And who's dick is Bradshaw sucking? He gets the win in this match and he beats Shamrocks ass all in one night. Patterson must be happy.
Prediction Percentage: 6 out of 8

-It sad that the Hardcore match wasn't even the most hardcore match. But at least Bob lost.
-This main event was better then the Wrestlemania main event.
-There were nipples and asses all over this PPV, and that is good.
-The ending was good with the Undertaker driving the limo, but he should of had a suit and hat on, like a real limo driver.
-It 1:15 am, I'm going to bed now. Good night.

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