Fully Loaded: In Your House

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Steve Austin and the Undertaker -VS- Kane and Mankind w/ Paul Bearer
~Pre-match thoughts~-This will be a hell of a lot better than that piece of shit main event from the Bash at the Beach, god-damn that sucked.
WINNERS: NEW TAG CHAMPS Steve Austin and Undertaker
~~~Post-match thoughts~~~
-the Undertaker's new music is pretty cool, but it's not as spooky as his old theme song.
-Mankind is still a sick fuck.
-Kane's mask kicks ass, who ever designed it is a genius.
-I wish they would give Kane another glove. I'll send them the money for another glove.
-The Brooklyn Brawler kicks ass. Remember Bobby Heenen brought him to fight the Red Rooster? The Red Rooster?...WHAT THE HELL WAS VINCE SMOKING????

---BEST 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS---

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The Rock(IC Champ) -VS- HHH w/Chyna ~Pre-match thoughts~-I like both of these two guys so I don't care who wins, but I think the People's Champ will walk out still the best damn Intercontenial champion there ever was.
WINNER: The Rock
~~~Post-match thoughts~~~
-How come the people's elbow isn't in WWF WARZONE?

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D'Lo(champ) -VS- X-(for the love of Jesus change my name)Pac
~Pre-match thoughts~-D'Lo kicks ass but he'll be shaking his head with defeat when the Kid with the shitty name wins with that face slam thingy.
WINNER: D'Lo Brown
~~~Post-match thoughts~~~
-Damn FedEX-Pac needs a new name.
-I hope D'Lo keeps the belt for a long time because the way he acts now is great.

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The Fat Peice of Shit Vader -VS- Mark Henry
~Pre-match thoughts~-It's the fat piece of shit vs the world's strongest man, can Mark slam the Shit? He'll slam him but the man they call Shit will win.
WINNER: Mark Henry
~~~Post-match thoughts~~~
-The Fat peice of shit lost, who cares.
-Remember when Vader was the biggest heel in WCW? Now he's jobbing to Mark Henry, he sucks.

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Owen "don't call me a nugget" Hart -VS- Ken Shamrock
~My Pre-Match Thoughts~-I hope they show Stu and Helen Hart because the King will go nuts snapping on them. Like she's so damn old she went to the Virgin Mary's baby shower. Or if Bret walked in and started crying. I think Owen will win because it's his house.
WINNER: Owen
~~~Post-match thoughts~~~
-This match looked like a porno movie because of the bad picture and sound.
-No Stu or Helen...DAMMIT!!

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Val Venis w/ that Japanese chick -VS- Jeff Jarrett w/ Southern Justice
~Pre-match thoughts~-Val Venis has the greatest gimmick, porn and wrestling, my world's are colliding and the Great Valbowski will win by DQ after those Japanese midgets run in.
WINNER: Val Venis
~~~Post-match thoughts~~~
-That Yamasomethingorother-San said that on RAW he has a surprise for Val, it's going to be something perverted.

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LOD 2000 -VS- DOA
~Pre-match thoughts~-This match is the match you should go to the bathroom or get a snack. I don't two shits about this match so they can all die for all I care.
WINNERS: DOA
~~~Post-match thoughts~~~
-I missed the start of this match because I was taking a dump, but I imagine it stunk worse then my shit.

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2 Cold Scorpio/Faarooq -VS- Terry Funk/Bradshaw
~Pre-match thoughts~-Scorpio and OJ will win, the end.
WINNERS: Scorpio and OJ Simpson
~~~Post-Match Thoughts~~~
-Bradshaw is a badguy again **yawn**.
-I thought Funk was going to die during this match, he looks like shit.

---BIKINI CONTEST---

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Sable -VS- Jackie
~Pre-contest thoughts~-This is just glorified T and A and I ain't complaining.
WINNER: who cares
~~~Post-contest thoughts~~~
-The King is the horniest pervert on the face of the Earth, the way he was acting it looked like he hadn't had a piece of ass in 30 years, why don't he go bang some 13 year old girl and maybe he'll calm down.
-And Jackie's nipple popped out when she was dancing and the King popped a boner.
-Sable's boobs seem to have shrunk, first her boobs were disgustingly huge and now they're the right size but they seem to be sagging, she should get them fixed.

-This was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better then that Suck-Fest called Bash at the Beach.
-What the hell is Dustin Rhodes doing? The freak gimmick was way better then this religion crap they have him doing now.
-The King is a pervert.
-How come the music, fireworks, production, sets for the WWF so much better then WCW?? Doesn't WCW have like an unlimited budget yet the sets and fireworks suck? All the WCW has is giant sparklers. WCW sucks ass. And why the hell...no why the FUCKING HELL is Jay Leno wrestling at Road Wild(remember when it was called Hog Wild?)??? He can't wrestle, he can't even be funny. I am no longer going to do WCW Pay Per Views anymore because I can't even watch them without falling asleep or throwing up in disgust.
-The bottom line is this PPV kicked ass the next one is HEATWAVE 98', and I'll give some thoughts on that but I'm not going to do all this crap for all the PPVs, only the WWF ones.

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