Fully Loaded 1999
-If Austin wins, Vince will leave the WWF-
-If Undertaker wins, Austin can never get anouther title shot-
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Who I want to win: The Undertaker
Who will win: Austin
Winner: Austin
Loser: Everyone who bled, now they got AIDS
~Pre-match thoughts~
-If I only had a penny for every time these two fight, then I would be a millionare.
-Kane will do something retarded, and the Undertaker will lose.
-I hope and pray that after this match the WWF stops all this Austin vs Vince crap. It was cool eight years ago but now it's really old.
-GIVE US SOMETHING NEW VINCE!!!!!! I THINK WE DESERVE A NEW MATCH NOT THE SAME MOTHER FUCKING MATCH EVERY FUCKING PAY PER VIEW!!!!!
~Post-match Thoughts~
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Who I want to win: The Hardyz
Who will win: The Acolytes
Winner: Acolytes
Loser: Dok, who will die on RAW
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Dok will cost the Hardyz the belts, they beat his ass back to the 80's, they get a new hot chick for a manager. That would be cool, except for the Hardyz losing the belts.
~Post-match Thoughts~
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-----Strap Match-----
-Winner will fight the champ at Summerslam-
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Who I want to win: Triple H
Who will win: Triple H
Winner: Triple H
Loser:
~Pre-match thoughts~
-This will be just like every other strap match, where one guy touches the post and right behind him is the other guy doing the same thing and at the last one they struggle and the guy who was behind wins. Every single god damn strap match ends this way, and so will this one.
~Post-match Thoughts~
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-----Legal Rights To DX Trademark-----
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Who I want to win: Chyna/Mr. Ass
Who will win: X-Pac/Road Dogg
Winner: X-Pac/Road Dogg
Loser: Us, we had to see Mr. Ass' ass.
~Pre-match thoughts~
-I say Shawn Michaels will finally get his ass off the couch and does something cool, like make them all settle their differences and DX become the punks they used to be.
~Post-match Thoughts~
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Special Referee
Who I want to win: Kane
Who will win: The Big Show
Winner: Big Show
Loser: The Big Show, his tights suck
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Holly pisses off Kane and he dies. Then the Big Show will avenge his little buddy by finally winning a match.
~Post-match Thoughts~
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Who I want to win: D'Lo
Who will win: D'Lo
Winner: D'Lo
Loser: Mideon, they should fire his fat ass
~Pre-match thoughts~
-During the match Mable will come out followed by Mizark and the fat will fly, D'Lo wins.
~Post-match Thoughts~
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-----"Iron Circle" Match-----
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Who I want to win: Blackman
Who will win: Shamrock
Winner: Shamrock
Loser: Droz's car
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Didn't we see this match two weeks ago at Bash at the Beach? I guess they figure nobody watches WCW so it's safe to rip them off.
~Post-match Thoughts~
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Who I want to win: Edge
Who will win: Edge
Winner: Double J
Loser: Whoever didn't get an eyeful of those puppies
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Maybe Edge will finally win a match. Maybe Debra will show her boobs. I hope they both happen.
~Post-match Thoughts~
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Who I want to win: Snow
Who will win: Snow
Winner: Bossman
Loser: Real hardcore wrestlers
~Pre-match thoughts~
-The midgets should attack Snow, but it will be Droz and Hairy man, then Snow will lose because he sucks now.
~Post-match Thoughts~
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Prediction Percentage: 7 out of 9
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