The Great American Bash 1998
-Benoit lost, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that poor bastard, I bet he's kicking himself for messing around with the Kevin Sullivan's wife HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA He'll never be champion HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
-The match was good but Tony Shivonte(I don't give a shit how you spell his name) kept on saying "OHHH THAT MOVE IS A FIRST IN OUR SPORT!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!". He said that after Saturn did a triple jump moonsault, which as us ECW fans know is Sabu's move, so Fatass Tony is an idiot.
-The end was also screwy because during the match two Mortis' come in the ring and started fighting. Of course everyone knew that Raven was one of the Mortis' and he beat the crap out of the other one, then gave Kanyon the evenflow DDT. Then he kicked Saturn out of the Flock for losing the match and they kicked his ass until he got pissed and beat them up.
-During this match I did an experiment. I watched it with no sound, because I'm sick of Fatass Tony's voice. And I'll tell you this, it is soooooooo much better with out his shrilling voice.
-Since Jericho won by DQ I guess he's the cruiserweight champ.WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Jericho kicks ass.
-I don't know how Reese is going to look in the mirror tomorrow, this guy is like five times as big as Juvi, and he still lost. Sure Hammer hit him with a chair, but come on he's fighting a midget. Reese should just kill himself.
-I missed half of this match because I had to take a dump, so I don't have much to say except that I hope this feud is over. But since this is WCW we're talking about it will drag on for another six months.
-The only thing I remember is Booker beating Fit with his own move, the tombstone and Stevie Ray came out and said "You beat that sucka" or something in ebonics.
-Let me tell you this, I hate Goldberg. I want him to die. Do you know what I wish? I wish he found a bottle of those pills that killed Louie Spicolli and he thought it was candy, and he died. Or I wish one of those sparks he walks through went in his eye, and he ran around screaming like a girl. I HATE GOLDBERG. But we all know that Tony, the Brain and Ixnay Tenay they have an orgasm when he walks out."OHHHH MY GOODNESS!!!! GOLDBERG JUST BLINKED!!!AHHHHHHH!!!!!" Let me say a prayer now "Oh Jesus Christ, who I love so much. Please send a hitman (no not Bret) to the United States and may he kill Goldberg(or Goldturd which he will be called from now on)".
- Before this match they showed a sign that said "WELCOME TO JURASSIC PARK", now I mention this because Tony was in mid-sentence when they showed the sign, and he just went silent for like ten seconds.
-This was your classic old fart match and Macho gave up in the sharpshooter.
-After the match Piper went to help Macho up and Macho hit Piper. Setting up the next match.
-This match was like 30 seconds. Piper put Macho in the figure four and won.
-I thought that Macho Man was so damn tough, why did he tap out twice in one night? He should retire. Wait a minute, everyone in this match and the last match should retire, or they should just die.
-Sting is one half of the tag champs but who will he pick? But now you know you have to watch Nitro for the answer. But I'll be watching RAW.
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