Judgment Day: In Your House

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SPECIAL REFEREE

THE UNDERTAKER VS. KANE~My Prediction~THE UNDERTAKER~Story~Mr. McMahon's master plan has come to pass, and Steve Austin is no longer the WWF Champion! Unfortunately, due to the unusual finish in the main event at Breakdown, the Title is now vacant. To fill this vacuum, Mr. McMahon has ordered that Kane and the Undertaker will battle for the Championship at Judgement Day. He has also added an unusual twist to this match by appointing the Texas Rattlesnake as the special guest referee!~Pre-match thoughts~-I'm starting to get sick of this shit, are they turning into WCW with the same angle going for eight years straight? God damn let's end this.-I finally found a Kane figure, but not the Ripped and Ruthless one, the one with the kungfu grip.-Austin's ass is getting fired.Winner: AUSTIN???~Post-match thoughts~-When Kane breathes he makes this hissing sound, it's sounds pretty scary.-Well another fucked up ending courtesy of the WWF.-Did you see Owen on the phone when Austin was looking for McMahon? I bet he was talking to Bret, crying how he has to be the Blue Blazer.-Did McMahon get hit with a pile of Socks?-Austin tried to give 'Taker a cord to "choke the son of a bitch". HA!

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KEN SHAMROCK VS. MANKIND~My Prediction~MANKIND~Story~The animosity between Mankind and Ken Shamrock has blossomed into a full scale war which will erupt at Judgment Day on October 18. These two dangerous superstars have clashed on several occasions. First, they went toe-to-toe at Breakdown in the Triple Threat Cage Match. From there, tensions escalated at RAW the following evening, when Shamrock and Mankind - although members of the same tag team - traded blows the moment they stepped through the ropes.~Pre-match thoughts~-For the love of God Vince let Mankind win a damn match.-Now that this is for the IC title you know Mankind is going to lose, god forbid he wins a belt.Winner: NOT MANKIND~Post-match thoughts~-Mankind's interviews get funnier and funnier everytime.-Did you hear Mr. Socko talk like Shamrock? He was saying "I'm in the zone". Now that my friends is comedy.-He gave himself the mandible claw. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! God's last name is Foley.-There was a time when I thought Jericho was the funniest person in wrestling, but that title goes to Mick Foley. I mean everything he does is pure comedy.-There was a shit load of Mr. Socko signs. And a crap load of Mr. Socko puppets.

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THE ROCK VS. MARK HENRY~My Prediction~THE ROCK~Story~In what should be an interesting contest at Judgment Day, Mark Henry takes aim at his one-time leader in the Nation, The Rock. Henry is the one who issued the challenge to the Rock. Lately, Mark has bulldozed his way over one prominent athlete after another and really come into his own as a superstar. He has expanded his wrestling repertoire and is actually considered a viable contender by his peers. The Rock knows that Henry won't be an easy man to pin, but The Rock intends to "lay the smack down" on the big man, and prove once and for all, that Mark Henry is "nothing more than a jabronie" who needs to know his role.~Pre-match thoughts~-Duh I wonder if Chyna will cost Mizark the match?Winner: MIZARK HENRY~Post-match thoughts~-Well I'll be damned the Rock lost.-Mark's poems keep getting funnier too, but the first one is my favorite because they had this romantic music playing in the background.

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NEW AGE OUTLAWS VS. THE HEADBANGERS~My Prediction~NEW AGE OUTLAWS~Story~The WWF Tag Team Titles will be at stake at Judgment Day, when the New Age Outlaws go up against the Headbangers. DX have been experiencing some noticeable "family problems" as of late. If they hope to walk out with the gold around their waists, Road Dogg Jesse James and Badd Ass Billy Gunn better put those problems aside. Mosh and Thrasher are former tag team titleholders who have adopted a stronger approach to their matches; they are more aggressive than they have been, and they've raised their intensity level to the point where it now borders on insanity. If the Headbangers can continue this style, they may walk away from Judgment Day as the new tag team champions.~Pre-match thoughts~-ICP will cost the Headbangers the title, thus setting up a Survivor Series matchWinner: THE HEADBANGERS by DQ~Post-match thoughts~-I'm starting to like the Headbangers, their interview was pretty funny. "The only thing you tag team is each other." HAHA!!-After the RoadDogg hit Mosh(or was it Thrasher?) with the boombox, JR said "that wasn't a JVC KABOOMBOX, they don't break." HA Leave it to good ol' JR to plug their sponser during a match.-After the match they went to Michael Cole in the back but Mr. Ass started talking so they switched back to the ring and for that split second they showed Cole he was just standing there with this stupid look on his face, but after that he got to interview Jesus a.k.a. Mankind.

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X-PAC VS. D'LO~My Prediction~X-PAC~Story~The European Title will be decided when Champion D-Lo Brown meets the former titleholder X-Pac at Judgment Day. These two combative superstars are no strangers to one another. They have engaged in numerous battles, the latest of which was this past week on RAW IS WAR, where X-Pac lost the championship. On Sunday, October 18 the battle for Europe continues. D'Lo and X-Pac are arguably two of the more talented athletes in the Federation. But which of these two young superstars will emerge from Judgment Day victorious?~Pre-match thoughts~-WOW!We haven't seen this match before, I think it's time for some original matches.Winner: X-SAC~Post-match thoughts~-Europe must be crying themselves to sleep after D-Lo lost the title to X-Sac.

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DROZ/LOD VS. DOA/PAUL ELLERING~My Prediction~DROZ/LOD~Story~In a six-man tag team match, LOD join forces with Darren Drozdov. They will clash with the DOA, and their manager, Paul Ellering. For months, the LOD and DOA have been trying to tear one another's hearts out—and on Sunday, October 18, they will have the chance to. Hawk's recent personal problems have been well documented and if he can not get a grip of them by Judgment Day, it is likely that DOA and Ellering, will seize the moment and drive Hawk, Animal and Droz into the canvas or from the WWF once and for all.~Pre-match thoughts~-Pee break match, or if it goes long poop break.Winner: LOD~Post-match thoughts~-OH BOY, there's turmoil in LOD. What ever shall we do? Well I know what I'm gonna do, and that's sleep.

**LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP**

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CHRISTIAN VS. TAKA~My Prediction~CHRISTIAN~Story~Although his reign as the WWF Light Heavyweight Champion now spans over ten months, Taka Michinoku may have a difficult time defending his gold at Judgment Day. The Kaientai member faces the mysterious Christian. For weeks, Christian has been following Gangrel, appearing as a minion of sorts for the Goth warrior. Recently, we found out our first and only piece of information about the young superstar—he is Edge's younger brother! Although this will be Christian's first time competing in the Federation, he appears to be a well-conditioned athlete who should match-up favorably to Taka's high-flying style.~Pre-match thoughts~-I never saw Chistian fight before but he should win the title just because TAKA had it forever, plus this could make the LW title mean something with Edge and Christian fighting over it.-What is a lightheavyweight? Does that mean you're kinda fat?Winner: CHRISTIAN~Post-match thoughts~-Maybe now that TAKA isn't the chink..er I mean champ the belt will actually be defended.

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AL SNOW w/HEAD VS. MARC MERO~My Prediction~AL SNOW w/HEAD~Story~Armed with superior athletic ability and the intimidating presence of the WWF Women's Champion, Marvelous Marc Mero has been enjoying a modest winning streak lately. However, on Sunday, October 18, he will be confronted with a difficult challenge in Al Snow. Much like the Marvelous One, Snow is always joined by his "significant other," and as a result has been successful recently. In fact, since being reinstated in the Federation, Snow is yet to lose! Mero may have a difficult time notching another victory in this one—especially if Head is somehow able to counteract any actions of Jacqueline. It will be a battle of the "Marvelocity" and the "Snow Plow"—two of the more spectacular finishing moves in the Federation when Marvelous Marc Mero takes on Al Snow at Judgment Day!~Pre-match thoughts~-Did you notice that the Snow/Slaughter thing is just like Austin/McMahon? Winner: AL SNOW w/HEAD~Post-match thoughts~-The Snow Plow looks different then it used to. Before it was a Death Valley Driver, now it's like a Michinoku Driver. That's weird.

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GOLDUST VS. VAL VENIS w/TERRI~My Prediction~GOLDUST~Story~The Pay-Per-View universe will be privy to the long-awaited return of the Bizarre One – Goldust. At Judgment Day, Goldust will go head to head with Val Venis, who has been "spending quality and quantity time," with Goldust's former leading lady, Terri Runnels. In response to the impending return of the Bizarre One, Venis, perhaps for the first time in his career in the WWF, has shown signs of concern. Not fear, mind you, but concern. Will this concern develop into fear by the time Judgment Day explodes on Pay-Per-View on October 18?~Pre-match thoughts~-Goldust is gonning to act all gay and freak Val out until he kicks him squaw in the nuts, so Val can't fuck Terri's sweet ass.Winner: GOLDUST~Post-match thoughts~-See I was right Goldy(no, not Goldturd) kicked Val in his fireman and won.-Did you see Goldust fuck the ropes before the match?

Prediction Percentage: 6 out of 9

-Well we STILL don't know who the Champion is, I say just cut out the middle man and give it Mankind.-Why were there dogs in that booth with McMahon? I could hear them barking, but why were they there? DAMMIT TELL ME!! ARGHHHHHH!!!-McMahon was getting fucked up in that booth, the sides were covered but there wasn't a roof so people were just dumping crap all over him. -Hey, the Fink grew his hair back, remember when he got a toupee from Sy Sperling from the hair club for men. He's not just the president, he's also a client.

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