King of the Ring 1998



---FIRST BLOOD MATCH---

**If Austin bleeds first Kane becomes champion**
**If Kane bleeds then he must set himself on fire**
-VS-w/
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin(champion) -VS- Kane w/Paul Bearer
~Pre-match thoughts~
-I like Kane, but I want to see someone get set on fire.
-How can we see Kane bleed? His whole body is covered except his arm.
-And wouldn't it be funny if Austin bleed by accident? What would the announcers say? IF this was WCW then the announcers would make it out like nothing happened. Blood could be squirting out of someone's head and they'll talk about the nWo or DDP.
-Speaking of DDP, did anyone see that crap on Leno? Isn't DDP tired of making wrestling look stupid? Let's look at then shows that he was on when he embarrassed wrestling: Mtv LIVE, Regis and Cathy Lee, That stupid Mtv Music Video crap, Leno, Entertainment Tonight, and the list goes on and on, isn't he tired of looking like a jackass? His wife sure is hot though, I would shag her rotten baby, yeah.
WINNER:Kane NEW WWF CHAMPION
~Post-match thoughts~
-I'll be damned we have a new champion.
-It would of been so great if the Cell crushed Austin when it started to lower and he got ripped in half.
-And why the hell did the Undertaker pour gasoline on the ref?
-Vince McMahon's face at the end when Kane won was priceless. Vince kicks ass.
-And it seems that Austin will be fighting the Undertaker at the SummerSlam.
-VS-
Mankind w/ Paul Bearer -VS- the Undertaker
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Ok, Mankind is my favorite wrestler so I hope he wins, but I think the Undertaker will win this match......Unless this match has a special stipulation, like it's a weapons filled Hell in the Cell, or someother gimmick then Mrs. Foley's little boy will be the winner.
-I hope Mankind wears the shirt and tie, the Leatherface look kicks ass.
WINNER: the Undertaker
~Post-match thoughts~
-Mankind is the craziest bastard to ever walk the face of the Earth. I thought he was dead after falling off the Cell. And the psycho took a chokeslam THOUGH the Cell down to the ring. This man is insane. And after all that he poured THUMBTACKS on the ground and he got chokeslammed into the tacks. Mankind is a madman for taking the bumps he took. Now we all know why Mankind is my favorite wrestler, because he is crazy. Austin isn't the toughest S.O.B. in the WWF, that honor goes to Mick Foley.
---KING OF THE RING BRACKETS---
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Jeff Jarret -VS- Shamrock
WINNER: Ken Shamrock

-VS-
the Rock -VS- Dan "the Beast" Severn
WINNER:the Rock
~Pre-match thoughts~
-I want the Rock to win, BUT I think that Jeff Jarrett will be the King of the Ring. The reason I say Jarrett will win because everyone wants to see Shamrock -VS- Severn or Shamrock -VS- the Rock but I'm sure the WWF is saving the Shamrock/Severn and Shamrock/Rock match for later. So Double J, who has no links to the other people wrestling in the King of the Ring, will win with the help of Tennessee Lee. I might be wrong but if I am right then I am great.
---KING OF THE RING FINALS---
-VS-
Ken Shamrock -VS- the Rock
WINNER: Ken Shamrock
~Post-match thoughts~
-Damn the Rock lost.Ummmm.....that's all I have to say about this match.
-VS-
Al Snow and the Head -VS- Too Much
~Pre-match thoughts~
-The stipulations for this match are if Snow wins he gets a meeting with McMahon, but if he loses he must leave the WWF. If you think Snow is going to lose his first match and leave the WWF then you're retarded and should be put out of your misery. So the winner will be the Head pinning Taylor after the Snow Plow.
WINNER: Too Much
~Post-match thoughts~
-It looks like I am retarded and should be put out of my misery, because Snow lost. OH well what are you going to do about it? HUH? That's right NOTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
-OK the King was the ref and was counting all slow when Snow was the pinning someone yet he counted fast when he was getting pinned. The King is great. Brian pinned the HEAD after Snow tagged him(her?) in. What a jackass.
-VS-
X-Pac -VS- "The Blackheart" Owen Hart
~Pre-match thoughts~
-This match will not end in a clean pinfall or submission, this match will be a good match until the Nation AND Dx jump in.
WINNER: X-Pac
~Post-match thoughts~
-Owen bleed again during this match, after getting kicked in the face.
-And X-Pac(he needs a new name) tried to do his Bronco Thing in the corner but Owen fucked it up by not having his head on the bottom turnbuckle. So it looked even more gay then it usually looks. Dumbass.
-And I can imagine all the "NEWS" sites saying how Vader is joining DX because he helped X-(My name sucks)Pac.
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TAKA and the Headbangers -VS- Kaientai w/Yamagushi San
WINNER: TAKA and the Headbangers
~Post-match thoughts~
-Yamagushi San was dressed up like a tourist which was funny. That's it.

-VS-
New Age Outlaws -VS- Midnight Express
WINNERS:The New Age Outlaws
~Post-match thoughts~
-The Outlaws kick ass the Midnight Express suck, end of story.
-The Hell in the Cell match kicked FUCKING ass. That was the greatest thing I ever saw when Foley fell from the top of the cage, and through the cage. Foley is a sick fuck.
-And I can imagine the Undertaker crying in the back because he had two tacks in his arm, and Mankind's fat ass had a lot of tacks in it.
-And was that a tooth coming out of his nose?
-And Kane finally got another sleeve but he still has one glove. Did they run out of money?
-And it look like Austin and Undertaker will feud now.
-Damn did that Cell match kick ass.
-Well the next PPV is Bash at theBeach(GROAN) which will suck.

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