Over the Edge

Austin vs Undertaker

Special Referees

Shane and Vince McMahonWho I want to win: The UndertakerWho will win: The UndertakerWinner:The UndertakerLoser:Vince, Brisco, Patterson and Austin~Pre-match Thoughts~-The Undertaker needs to win, if he loses then it proves the Corp. Ministry is a bunch of pussies.
-Remember when the Undertaker would fight off four hundred guys at once and then beat some giant monster? Now he runs away from everyone. Max Mini could run down and the Undertaker would fly away or teleport to his castle.
-Who the hell is the higher power? I thought it was Shane. If it's Vince I'm leaving.~Post-match Thoughts~-Did anyone notice that the Undertaker's armor had nipples? Why must every suit of armor have nipples? Batman and Robin had nipples. Mr. Freeze had nipples. Now the Undertaker's armor has nipples. Are nipples the secret for making armor? Do they give the armor magic nipple power?

The RockvsHHH w/Chyna

Who I want to win: HHHWho will win:The RockWinner:The Rock by DQLoser:The Rock's arm~Pre-match Thoughts~-Why was JR saying that HHH is the best technical wrestler in the WWF? My fatass retarded uncle is a better technical wrestler.
-What was the purpose of giving the Rock a broken arm? He can't wear the cast at the PPV, so why the hell did they do it?~Post-match Thoughts~-Wow, what a technical match. HHH is such a great technical wrestler. There were two technical moves in this match, good call JR.

---8 Man Tag Match---Survivor Series Rules

The Big Show,Shamrock,Mankind & TestvsThe Acolytes,Viscera & Big Bossman

Who I want to win: The UnionWho will win: The UnionWinner:MankindLoser:Bossman's mouth after getting a Socko that was in Mick's pants~Pre-match Thoughts~-The Union will win with the Big Show and Mankind as the survivors.
-Or someone will turn evil and the Ministry will win. I hope it's Mankind.~Post-match Thoughts~-What is Mankind's gimmick? Is he a homeless man? What the fuck is he?
-I would rather get a Socko that was on Mick's foot then one that was in Mick's pants.
-Why must the WWF recycle old songs? The Union song has Steve Regal's whistle and The Nation's "We are the...". The Big Show's song sounds likes Diesel's song, Mankind has Razor Ramon's tire screeching, and the Bossman's is the Brawl for All song. Plus Test's song is the Bossman's song. Unoriginal bastards.

X-Pac & KanevsD'Lo & Sexual Chocolate w/Ivory

Who I want to win:Kane & X-P-A-CWho will win: Kane & X-SacWinner:Kane and FedEX-PacLoser:Me, for looking at Ivory~Pre-match Thoughts~-Kane better not wear black and green, because that would be retarded. The Big Green Machine is a carpet shampooer, not a wrestler.~Post-match Thoughts~-Thank the gods that Kane didn't wear green. That would be lame.
-Ivory's ugly. She has no business wearing short skirts and little shirts.

Mr. Ass vs Road Dogg

Who I want to win: Road DoggWho will win: Billy GunnWinner:The AssmanLoser:Asses all over the world~Pre-match Thoughts~-I hate Billy Gunn so bad it's not even funny, he's up there with Goldberg on my shit list.
-Here are actual lyrics from his theme song: "I love to kick 'em, I love to lick 'em, I love to stick 'em. I'm an Assman." Please God take his life.~Post-match Thoughts~-Why is it that when ever I ask for the death of a shitty wrestler, a good one dies? I have to stop wishing.
-I wish Badd Ass was dead.

For the 7,000 time

Snow vs Holly

Who I want to win:Al SnowWho will win: Al SnowWinner:Al SnowLoser:The funnel cake guy after getting robbed by the big security guy~Pre-match Thoughts~-If I only had a nickel for ever time these two fight I'd be a millionare.-Why have a Hardcore title at all if there are only two people fighting every fucking day for the belt?-I say get rid of the Hardcore belt and bring back the midgets.~Post-match Thoughts~-Did you see the big security guy steal a funnel cake?
-If these two fight again then it's time to kill the Hardcore belt. Enough is enough damnit.

Godfather vs Blazer

Who I want to win:Blue BlazerWho will win: Blue BlazerWinner:---Loser:---~Pre-match Thoughts~-Owen..er The Blue Blazer better win because the Godfather sucks.
-How come the Godfather isn't like a real pimp? He doesn't beat his hoes and take their money, he's nice to his bitches.
-After the Godfather loses he can be all pissed and then a familiar song starts, and out comes the Doctor of Style, Slick. The original pimp will take the Godfather under his wing and turn him into a super-pimp.~Post-match Thoughts~-I wonder how long it takes for someone to post picture of Owen falling to his death. I say two hours.
-I read that his face hit the top rope on the way down, and that's what that blood stain was in the corner was.
-Notice that everyone in the Hart Foundation is dead? Owen and Pillman are dead, Bulldog's back is fucked up, the Anvil disappered forever, and Bret's career is over. So all you Hart Foundation fans beware.
-That's fucked up. Owen kicked ass.

Val Venis and Nicole Bass
vs
Jeff Jarrett and Debra

Who I want to win:Val/BassWho will win: Val/BassWinner:Val and NicoleLoser:Val~Pre-match Thoughts~-I wonder where Owen is?
-Why is Debra the woman's champ? It's bad enough Sable stunk up the belt now they give it to someone who can't even wrestle. At least Sable could kick and powerbomb people, what can Debra do except make Mongo go insane?
-When Sable lost the belt she looked fuckable, but as soon as she started talking she became unwatchable. That's the reason I hate her, she sounds like an old lady. Rip her voicebox out and she'd be hot.
-No Nicole looks like a dude jokes here, I know she's a very, very, very, very ugly woman.~Post-match Thoughts~-When Nicole was kissing Val I told my brother that he's going to like it, but the fool said Val will puke. Never doubt the master.

Prediction Percentage: 7 out of 7 (The IC match doesn't count, jackass)

-Owen was in my top 5 wrestlers, why did he have to die? Why couldn't it of been Bret, or Goldberg, or even Mr. Ass? Stupid rope.
-Speaking of dead people, Spawn is on. Goodbye.

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