Rock Bottom: In Your House



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THE ROCK -VS- MANKIND
Prediction: THE ROCK
~Story~
Thanks to The Rock, Mr. McMahon and the rest of Team Corporate, Mankind suffered embarrassment like never before at the conclusion of Survivor Series: Deadly Game. Mankind was foolishly lead to believe that Mr. McMahon was personally grooming him to become the Federation's Champion. When the smoke cleared however, it was The Rock who was revealed to be Mr. McMahon's hand-picked Corporate Champion, while Mankind was left looking gullible and downright stupid. Weeks after playing a vital role in the biggest series of scams and screw-jobs the world of sports-entertainment has ever seen, The Rock puts his WWF Championship on the line at Rock Bottom on Sunday, December 13 against Mankind.
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Well once again Mankind gets a title shot. This is like his hundredth shot this year, and the damn loser just keeps on losing. This time won't be any different.
-Now that he lost the Hardcore title to the Bossman, Mankind will be even more crazy then before, but he'll still lose.
-Even with the help of the J.O.B. Squad he'll still lose.
-I would like Mankind to win the title but we all know that will never happen so I might as well just except the fact that he sucks, and so should you.
The winner: Mankind
~Post-match thoughts~
-Since when doesn't the mandible claw count as a submission?
-I bet when Mankind won, half of you out there shit their pants? I know I did...er, I mean didn't. Yeah that's it.
-The Rock doing commentary during the match was great. I wonder why he doesn't like the King? I thought everyone liked the King.
----Buried Alive Match---
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"STONE COLD" -VS-UNDERTAKER w/ PAUL BEARER
Prediction: AUSTIN w/ the help of Kane
~Story~
Everybody knows that Stone Cold Steve Austin was screwed out of the WWF Championship at Survivor Series: Deadly Game. Unfortunately for Austin's sake, he has used up all of his title shots. Or has he? In another attempt to screw with Austin's mind, Mr. McMahon has ordered a "Buried Alive" match, pitting the Rattlesnake against the Undertaker. The stipulations of this match state that if Steve Austin can successfully walk out of Rock Bottom: In Your House victorious, he will qualify for the Royal Rumble.
~Pre-match thoughts~
-I hate it that the story says "Austin was screwed out of the title" yet it was Mankind who was screwed out of the title(which was funny). Austin was screwed out of a SHOT at the title, he still would of had to beat the Rock to get it.
-I like the Undertaker better evil. It just fits his gimmick better.
-I swear Paul Bearer is going to die in the ring one day. He's always getting beat up and chased, and mark my words he'll just fall over dead. It's going to be funny.
-I'm surprised Paul's fat ass fit in that manhole. It would of been funnier if he got stuck head first and rats were nipping at his face.
The winner: Austin
~Post-match thoughts~
-What the hell was with that ending? First Austin just leaves, Undertaker gets out of the hole, he hides, there is an explosion, Kane gets out of the hole, they fight, Kane leaves, then 10 minutes later Austin comes back in a back hoe and he wins the match. I think that's how it went, I'm doing this from memory.
-I thought the tombstone would of been dropped on someone because they said that it weighed "3,000 pounds" like 3,000 times.
-It would of been better if the Undertaker won, because they built him up to be this comic book super villain, who's middle name is evil, and he lost. That sucked.
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THE HEADBANGERS -VS- THE ODDITIES
Prediction: HEADBANGERS
~Story~
The Headbangers don't have much in common with Tiger Ali Singh, except that all three have a little score to settle with the Oddities. The Oddities have been looking to get back at the 'Bangers for several weeks now—ever since Mosh and Thrasher sprayed paint in their eyes and ripped apart Golga's beloved Cartman doll. Weeks later, it was the Headbangers making life miserable again for the freaks, as they used more spray paint and then cut Luna's hair! The Oddities are irate, and as Kurrgan put it, "an angry freak is not necessarily a bad thing". Luna showed just how mad she is recently on Sunday Night Heat when she completely manhandled the wealthy Indian's manservant! Tiger was totally embarrassed. Now the Oddities will square off in a six-man tag team encounter with the Headbangers and Tiger Ali Singh at Rock Bottom!
~Pre-match thoughts~
-I wonder if the Oddities will get a new theme song now that the Insane Clown Posse are evil?
-The Oddities are getting old real quick. They need to become evil.
-Will Silvia fight this time? Has he ever fought?
-It looks like Tiger and Babu will take ICP's place since they are gone.
-It's a shame that Babu was deported. He was pretty cool.
-I remember seeing Babu in ECW, his name El Porto Recania(or some shit like that) and Taz almost killed him with a "T-bone Tazplex". It was funny.
The winner: the Headbangers
~Post-match thoughts~
-Where the fuck was Tiger? I know Babu was deported, but Tiger still could of been there.
----Will The Blazer be Unmasked?---
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STEVE BLACKMAN -VS- OWEN HART
Prediction: OWEN HART
~Story~
The feud between Owen Hart and the "Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman has been one of the strangest, most speculated-about series of events in the Federation over the past few months. After seemingly remorse-filled Owen Hart went into retirement a short while ago, guilt-ridden and distraught over his tendency to injure his opponents, the mysterious Blue Blazer began to appear in arenas across the country. As this Sunday approaches, mystery still hangs over this bout. Who is the Blazer if it isn't Owen? How many Blazers are there? Will the Lethal Weapon have to deal with multiple Blue-clad menaces at Rock Bottom? One thing is certain…either Steve Blackman or Owen Hart will prove their point this Sunday!
~Pre-match thoughts~
-How brave of Owen, coming out of retirement just to kick Blackman's(Not a Black man's, but Blackman's) ass.
-Hopefully the Blazer will be unmasked and it will stop all this nonsense.
The winner: Steve Blackman by countout
~Post-match thoughts~
-Why did Owen just leave? He was getting the biggest pop of the night and they made him just walk away like a little girl.
-Where was the Blazer?
----The Goldust Better Win Match----
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GOLDUST -VS- JEFF JARRETT w/ DEBRA McMICHAELS
Prediction: It damn sure better be GOLDUST
~Story~
In a match that certainly makes sure there is something at Rock Bottom to satisfy everybody's tastes, Goldust is set to take on Jeff Jarrett in a bout that has been dubbed the "Strip Tease Match." The special stipulations, proposed by the Bizarre One, state that if Jarrett wins, Goldust must strip down to his birthday suit. However, if Goldust comes out on top, Jarrett's business associate, the lovely but dangerous Debra, must strip for the crowd and show off, as Goldust put it, her "tasty cakes."
~Pre-match thoughts~
-The stipulation for this match is: If Goldust wins then Debra must get naked, but if Double J wins then Goldust has to get naked.
-I wonder how they're going to pull this one off? They can't really show either one naked.
-Debra may have thunder thighs but there's nothing wrong with a little T&A. Unless it's fat ass Goldust's T&A.
The winner: Goldust by DQ
~Post-match thoughts~
-It was funny how the King kept on saying how Michael Cole secretly wanted Jeff to win.
-God damn Blue Blazer.


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THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS -VS- KEN SHAMROCK/BOSSMAN
Prediction: THE OUTLAWS
~Story~
After the WWF Tag Team Champions, the New Age Outlaws, pulled the wool over the eyes of the Corporate Commissioner Shawn Michaels and Mr. McMahon, Michaels was quick to retaliate. With McMahon's alleged blessing, the Commissioner signed a match between the Outlaws and two of the most striking members of Team Corporate – IC Champion Ken Shamrock and Hardcore Champion, the Big Boss Man. The match will erupt at Rock Bottom: In Your House this Sunday on Pay-Per-View.
~Pre-match thoughts~
-The Outlaws are getting old but I don't like when people have two belts so I don't care who wins this match.
-This is when Bad Ass finally turns corporate.
-Or in an even bigger shocker, The Road Dogg will turn and Billy.
The winners: The Outlaws
~Post-match thoughts~
-Oh well, nobody turned corporate. I suck.
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D'LO/MARK HENRY -VS- VAL VENIS/THE GODFATHER
Prediction: No Contest after the Acolytes interfere
~Story~
On Thursday's edition on "Byte This," D'Lo Brown made a guest appearance on the show to announce a new match added to the Rock Bottom Pay-Per-View. Brown and his partner "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry will battle the odd couple of Val Venis and the Godfather, and the winner is sure to become one of the top contenders to the New Age Outlaws' gold!
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Since the Acolytes and Supply & Demand beat the hell out of each other on RAW it's elementary that Bradshaw and Farrooq will interfere, beating up both teams setting up a three way fued.
-I hope we see some more Chyna ass. WHOOOO!!
The winners: D'Lo/Mark Henry
~Post-match thoughts~
-No Acolytes in here, damn I suck.
-Why were Jackie and Terri there? I guess where Sexual Chocolate goes the chicks follow.
-Terri looked like a jackass when she was shaking her head like D'lo, she should of shook her boobs and ass.
----Six Man Tag Match----
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THE J.O.B. SQUAD -VS- THE BROOD
Prediction: THE J.O.B. SQUAD
~Story~
In six-man tag team action, Al Snow, Bob Holly and Scorpio of the J.O.B. Squad will face Gangrel, Edge and Christian of the Brood. What do all six superstars in this match have in common? Nobody knows what is going on with any of them! The Brood has been out for revenge ever seen Christian was twice robbed of the Light Heavyweight Title. They have the opportunity to get just that this Sunday at Rock Bottom!
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Even though the Brood is WAY better then the J.O.B Squad, the Brood is out numbered 2 to 1.
The winners: The Brood
~Post-match thoughts~
-The Brood kicks ass, they just need a big, stupid guy to so they can kick some more ass.
Prediction percentage: 5 out of 8
-First of all: The crowd sucked. They made no noise at all during some matches. But when they saw Owen and Debra they went nuts, stupid Canadians.
-Second: Too many shitty endings. The Owen/Blackman, Rock/Mankind, Austin/'Taker, Goldust/Jarrett matches had lame ass endings.
-Third: JR better come back, soon. Yes, I know his face is all fucked up, but damn the WWF needs him.
-Fourthly: What was the deal with the Rock being hurt if they didn't do anything with it? He wasn't fighting like he was hurt.
-And lastly: Once again Mankind got "screwed" out of the title, but him getting "screwed" a billion times just makes his eventual title win even better.
So this was an ok PPV, the endings to most matches made this a little lame, but it was still better then any other WCW PPVs.

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