MANKIND -vs- THE ROCK
-No holds barred-
-No countouts-
-No Corporate members at ringside-
-No stopping the match for blood loss-
-Only way to win is by making your oppenent say the magical words "I QUIT"-
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My Prediction: Mankind
Winner:The Rock
~Pre-match thoughts~
-I read somewhere that they will play Mankind saying "I quit" over the P.A. system, but seeing how 95% of the crap you read turns out to be bullshit then I say it won't happen(it would be funny though).
-And since the Corporation isn't allowed at ringside then a new member will comeout to fuck with Mankind, only to be stopped by that damn Stone Cold.
-I also read that Mankind will do something even crazier then the Hell in a Cell match, and I personally, as a Foley fan, hope he jumps or falls off the second floor, into a bunch of tables. Hell New Jack from ECW does that shit all the time, why can't an overweight, crazy uncle do it?
~Post-match thoughts~
-Jesus jumped up Christ! The internet was right about using the PA system to get Mick to lose. I guess there's a first time for everything.
-One wonders why Mick Foley does what he does, because I know I could jump off the second floor onto a fake electric thingy, but damn those chairshots were fucked up. Just think in 10 years he's going to be all fucked up in the head like Muhammad Ali or Rocky Balboa.
-I think they should always let the Rock wear a microphone when he wrestles, because he kicks ass.
SHAMROCK -vs- BADD ASS
My Prediction: Badd Ass Billy Gunn
Winner:Shamrock
~Pre-match thoughts~
-I hope to God(or Satan) that Billy Gunn doesn't win, because I'm sick of seeing his ass. I hope he moons Shamrock then Kenny snaps, really killing Rockabilly.
~Post-match thoughts~
-Good, stupid Assman lost. I hate Billy Gunn.
SABLE -vs- LUNA
-Strap Match-
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My Prediction: Luna
Winner:Sable
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Now I know, and you know, hell my dad knows and he's been dead for 10 years that Luna would murder Sable, because we all know that if you're ugly then you have nothing to lose(example: Mick Foley). So the She-beast, Luna, is going to pop Sable's plastic boobies, shove a dildo up her plastic ass, and pin her plastic shoulders to the mat and become the new Woman's champion. Then she'll lose to Chyna, because she's fugly.
~Post-match thoughts~
-God damnit!! I hate Sable too, even worse then Billy Gunn. Sure, I would fuck her but I still hate that sillicon injected piece of shit.
-Why oh why did Luna wear that outfit? I don't need to see her man-ass, or her man-boobs. Yet Sable, who whored herself to Playboy, is wearing full pants and a shirt.
X-PAC -vs- GANGREL
My Prediction: Gangrel
Winner:X-Pac
~Pre-match thoughts~
-The time has come for X-Lax to lose that god damn belt, he had it for 12 years already, plus Gangrel kicks ass.
~Post-match thoughts~
-Son of a bitch!!! I just realized none of my predictions have been right so far. And stupid X-Sac goes and ruins my day by beating the very cool, yet very retarded looking, Gangrel.
-Why don't they just give the belt to someone who would defend it once in a while? X-Pac had the belt since before the invention of the wheel.
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ROAD DOGG -vs- BOSSMAN
My Prediction: Road Dogg
Winner:Bossman
~Pre-match thoughts~
-Is the Hardcore title on the line here? Nobody seems to know. If it's not on the line then why? If it is then more power to them.
~Post-match thoughts~
-Why wasn't the belt on the line? Why was this just a regular match with a piss poor wrestler and a fat, piss poor wrestler? Why can't any one of my predictions be right? Why am I poor? Why is Tony Skevontee still alive?
~~~~ROYAL RUMBLE~~~~
My prediction: Fucking Austin
Winner:Mr. McMahon
~Pre-match thoughts~
-We all fucking know that god damn Austin is going to win AGAIN, piece of crap.
-Do you know what would be funny? If some jobber like the Blue Meanie went nuts and threw Austin out and fucked up the whole match and storylines. That would be great, or if Gillberg speared Austin and he flew out of the ring. I would shit my pants laughing.
~Post-match thoughts~
-HAHAHAHA!!! I was wrong again!!!! HAHAHAHA!! But thank Jesus of Nazareth that Austin didn't win.
-The Royal Rumble match sucked but my new favorite wrestler, Gillberg, saved it from the shitter. Oh man, I must of shit my pants 4 times during his entrance and another 10 times after he got eliminated and walked back like nothing happened. Gotta love the man they call GILLBERG.
-I didn't like it how Kane, Mable, the Acolytes all eliminated themselves. what jackasses.
-And why did Kane run away? I thought he could shoot fire. I wish I had magical powers, I would be a cartoon super villian and take over the world and no one could stop me! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! But in reality if I had magic powers, I'm so damn lazy I would just use my powers to find the remote for the TV.
-Don't you hate it when you get comfortable then realize the remote is just out of arms reach? One day that happened and I just sat there all day watching the Spanish channel because I wouldn't get up to pick up the remote.
-I think they need to have a rule where if you get out under the ropes, you have until the count of ten or twenty to get back in the ring. Because it's crazy that you can get out, go to the ladies room, disapper for 30 minutes, comeback, do some commentary, and win the damn match.
-And another thing I didn't like is that they made a big deal about the bounty on Austin and the wrestler's didn't go after him. It would of been better if Austin was in there the whole time, fighting for his life for 45 minutes, instead of him being in for a whole 10 minutes doing nothing except cheapshot a woman.
Prediction precentage: 0 out of 6
-I still can't believe that I didn't get a prediction right. Damn, I suck.
-Mick Foley is going to get some fucked up brain damage, and he'll wonder why.
-Thank the gods that Austin lost. Even though he'll get the damn title shot at Wrestlemania anyway.
-How come the sets for the Pay Per Views are just a circle with lights all around? Before a said the WWF's sets are better then the WCW ones but lately they are starting to suck. At least with the WCW ones you get a beach or a cemetery yet with the WWF you get a circle. Yippie!!! Let the party begin.
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