Unforgiven 1999
-Six Pack Challange-
"Special Enforcer"
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Who I want to win: The Rock
Who will win: HHH
Winner:HHH
Loser:HHH, for never getting to hit Austin back, and he's going to lose the belt on RAW
~Pre-match Thoughts~
-What I like about the Bulldog being in this match is that he was back in the WWF for about a month and he got a title shot when Bret was in WCW for two or three years and he still didn't get a shot. This is all Vince's fault.
-I hate how they built Triple H to be this badass but when ever he fights Austin he gets his ass kicked. Let the brother get some shots in, instead of Austin just beating the fuck out of him.
~Post-match Thoughts~
-Austin should be a color commentator more often. When the Rock stole his beer and spit it at HHH, he got pissed because the Rock wasted the beer instead of drinking it. Plus he said Jackass like two thousand times.
-For the love of God, let HHH hit Austin. It's so retarded that they build up HHH to be a badass and Austin just mops the floor with him every time. And stupid Austin better not win on RAW tomorrow, because that would suck that HHH went through five other guys just to get his ass kicked the next day.
-It would of been great if the Bulldog won and he was like "Fuck you Bret, you wanker" and he flipped him off.
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Who I want to win:Jeff Jarrett
Who will win: Jeff Jarrett
Winner:Jeff Jarrett
Loser:The two old ladies
~Pre-match Thoughts~
-They finally got Jarrett over, and all it took was for him to beat up women. He should start wearing a "wife beater" shirt, and he can scream "Where's my dinner, bitch" while he has the chick in the figure four. Only then will he be king.
~Post-match Thoughts~
-It was stupid when Zip called for the instant replay, because the next two matches ended with someone interfering and you're sitting there like "Where's the fucking instant replay?"
-Those two old ladies kick ass. They should get beat up at every PPV.
---Women's Championship---
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Who I want to win:Ivory
Who will win: Luna
Winner:Ivory
Loser:Tori, then Ivory after getting beat up by the old ladies
~Pre-match Thoughts~
-I say let Ivory win, she kicks ass.
-Both of these chicks should never, E-E-Ever talk again. I hope they rip each other's voice boxes out, but I think someone already ripped out Luna's. It's like nails on a chalk board.
~Post-match Thoughts~
-When do you think we'll see some nudity in a woman's match? One of these days a boob is going to come flying out from being knocked around by a bunch of cardboard boxes.
-It was funny when Luna didn't know how to work the copy machine, what a retard.
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Who I want to win:Sexual Chocolate
Who will win: D'Lo
Winner:D'Lo
Loser:Mark, for having a brainerism
~Pre-match Thoughts~
-Mark Henry's fat and he has a cool song. If that's not championship material then I don't know what is.
~Post-match Thoughts~
-Finally Sexual Chocolate got some new tights. His blue Hershey Kiss suit was retarded looking.
-How old were Mark's hoes? The one looked 50 and the other looked 12.
-Kennel From Hell Match-
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Who I want to win:Al Snow
Who will win: Al Snow
Winner:Snow
Loser:Whoever watched this crap
~Pre-match Thoughts~
-Now this has to be one of the coolest matches I ever heard of. But we all know that the Bossman is going to get eaten, because he wears more clothes. Plus Pepper is going to rise from the ashes and lead the other dogs to the Bossman's fat ass.
-I'm watching VIP as I'm typing this and it has to be the greatest show on TV. You have four hot chicks, and they run around half naked and every episode ends with them all pool side in bikinis. That's entertainment folks.
~Post-match Thoughts~
-This is another example of a match that looks good on paper, but sucks big floppy donkey dick when it happens. God damn this match sucked. What's the purpose of having the dogs if the owners are going to hold them? Good Lord this match was terrible, I damn near fell asleep.
-The only thing that would of saved this piss poor match was if the dogs all started humping and a dog orgy broke out, or they all took a dump all over the place. Even JR and the King sounded bored.
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Who I want to win:The New Brood
Who will win: Edge, Christian, Stevie
Winner:-
Loser:-
~Pre-match Thoughts~
-Stevie costs Edge and Christian the match, they beat his ass, the end.
~Post-match Thoughts~
-See this stupid match never happened. I even made a special logo for it, but nooooooooo, not tonight folks.
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Who I want to win:Chris Jericho
Who will win: Jericho
Winner:-
Loser:-
~Pre-match Thoughts~
-I got WCW Mayhem today and Jericho is still in it, but so is Beautiful Bobby Eaton and Lash Lerox, so that's not a big deal.
-We all know Shamrock's going back to UFC so he loses.
~Post-match Thoughts~
-Another freaking match that never happened, stupid Shamrock's widdle neck hurts. What a bitch.
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Who I want to win:Blackman
Who will win: Val Venis
Winner:Val Venis?
Loser:Me, this was a snooze fest
~Pre-match Thoughts~
-When Val had the bag with vibrators, there should of been nunchucks made out of dildos. That would of been funny.
~Post-match Thoughts~
-Damn, no dildo nunchucks.
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Who I want to win:The Dudley Boyz
Who will win: Dudley Boyz
Winner:The Acolytes
Loser:Stevie, he's going to die
~Pre-match Thoughts~
-Why don't the Dudley's hit 3-D on anyone? That's the greatest tag team finisher in the history of our sport and I only saw them do it once in the WWF. I'm sure D-Von can lift Bradshaw and his baloney tits up so Buh-Buh can finish him off.
~Post-match Thoughts~
-Well they already killed any heat the Dudley's had, way to go Vince.
-Is it just me or do the Dudley's do the same interview evey week? It's time for something new, damnit.
Prediction Percentage: 5 out of 7
~Final Thoughts~
-The crowd sucked more then the Kennel in a Cell match. They didn't make a sound until Outlaws match then they were quiet until the last match. Plus the first couple rows were standing half the time. If you're in the first row then you don't have to stand, that's why you get front row seats.
-This PPV was so boring, it's a good thing for the magic cable box, or I would be pissed.
-The Spanish announcer's lived, that's wierd.
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