GOLDBERG

~Why he needs to die~
-He's against cockfighting, which is the only reason to go to Mexico. I would like to see a commercial with him in it though. It would be like "Me am Goldberg. Me no like cock fight. Leave poor cock alone. dank you." Then he beats someone up on Nitro.

-He twitches and screams. Is he having a stroke? Maybe he doesn't have enough protein because he wants to save the very important chickens. Maybe he's retarded, and we all know they're evil. Remember Corky? He started a gangsta rap band after Life goes on got cancelled, and we all know gangsta rappers are evil. Or maybe he has Tourette Syndrome, which would be cool except he doesn't yell curse words at random. If he has it then I might like him. Let's imagine is interviews: "Me am going to...FUCK SHIT DICK...beat you up...PUSSY ASS...Me am strong...COCK FUCK SHIT...Me no like you...DICK PUSSY...You next."

-He doesn't sell any moves. If he would blink when he gets hit instead if just looking at the other guy with a retarded look on his face, and then screaming like a woman then he might be better.

-I read that he said that his gimmick is like a UFC fighter and he wonders why nobody thought of that gimmick before. Uhhh..did he ever hear of Ken Shamrock? How about Dan Severn? Or Kama? Retard.

Diamond Dallas Page

~Why he needs to die~

-The whole "scum" thing. Why does he call everyone scum? There's Hollywood SCUM Hogan, Macho SCUM, Giant SCUM, and the ever popular Bret HitSCUM Hart. And he really had a contest to give Bret Hart a new nickname and the best thing they came up with was HitSCUM, which proves that wrestling fans or more importantly DDP fans are complete idiots. And then there's Jerkicho, Oy Vey.

-He's just so God damn ugly. Now being a butt ugly monster isn't always a bad thing, but good Lord. With those bugged out eyes, wrinkled skin, scruffly looking beard, and his lovely 80's hairstyle kinda makes you wonder why people like him.

-What is that white spot on his chest? Does he have cancer? I hope so.

Konnan

~Why he needs to die~

-That whole stupid speech he does. . I don't need to hear about him telling Nash to "toss his salad" or for Luger to "peel his potatoes". Now I know that's how you get a push in WCW but we don't need to hear about it.

-That stupid music video they keep playing, I mean it's one thing to show it on Nirto, then Thunder and on the Mothership and then put it in the vault of stupid WCW ideas until the end of time, but to play it two months after they first showed it is retarded and annoying.

Eric Bischoff

~Why he needs to die~

-If you need to ask then you need to die with him.

Lex Luger

~Why he needs to die~

-Luger used to be good a hundred years ago, but now he's a hip-hop gangsta.

-Every single one of his matches is the same. He gets beat up for ten minutes, he gets thrown against the ropes, ducks the clothesline, hits the bionic forearm, flexes, then torture rack. Every match will end that way.

Billy Gunn

~Why he needs to die~

-He always shows his ass.

I do not endorse killing, so what ever you do don't kill these wrestlers, for they are nice people *wink wink*.

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