Biblical Jokes

 


 Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
 A. Noah-he was floating his stock while everyone else was
    liquidation.


 Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
 A. Pharaoh's daughter-she went down to the bank of the Nile
    and drew out a little prophet.


 Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
 A. Ruth-less.


 Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
 A. Nebuchadnezzar-he was on grass for seven years.


 Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
 A. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
    (Acts 2:1)


 Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
 A. Samson-he brought the house down.


 Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden
    of Eden?
 A. They were really put out.


 Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after
    they were kicked out?
 A. They raised Cain.


 Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no
    longer lived in Eden?
 A. Your mother ate us out of house and home


 Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
 A. David-he rocked Goliath to sleep.


 Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
 A. German Shepherds.


 Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?
 A. Turn right and go straight.


 Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker
    in the Bible?
 A. Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.


 Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
 A. The area around the Jordan-the banks were always overflowing.


 Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
 A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.


 Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
 A: Joshua, son of Nun.


 Q: How do we know that they played cards in the ark?
 A: Because Noah sat on the deck.