There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting
 around discussing which one of them was going to go to God
 and tell Him that they didn't need him anymore.  Finally,
 one of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell
 God he was no longer needed...

 So the scientist says to God : "God, you know, a bunch of us
 have been thinking and I've come to tell you that we really
 don't need you anymore.  I mean, we've been coming up with
 great theories and ideas, we've cloned sheep, and we're on
 the verge of cloning humans.  So as you can see, we really
 don't need you."

 God nods understandingly and says: " I see.  Well, no hard
 feelings.  But before you go let's have a contest.  What d'ya
 think?"

 The scientist says: "Sure I'm all for it.  What kind of contest?"

 God: " A man-making contest."

 The scientist: "Sure! No problem"  The scientist bends down
 and picks up a handful of dirt and says:  "Okay, I'm ready!"

 And God says: "No, no.  You go get your own dirt."