Obituary

Doughboy Dead at 71...

 Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday
 of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in
 one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years.
 Dozens of celebrities turned out including: Mrs.Butterworth,
 the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker and the
 Hostess Twinkies. The gravesite was piled high with flours
 and longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy,
 describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was
 kneaded."

 Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was
 filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very
 smart cookie, squandering much of his dough on half-baked
 schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model
 for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They
 have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held
 at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.