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 How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live
 there?

 If it's true that we are here to help others, then what
 exactly are the OTHERS here for?

 Clones are people two.

 If a man says something in the woods and there are no women
 there, is he still wrong?

 Go ahead and take risks. Just be sure that everything will
 turn out okay.

 If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

 Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it
 didn't zigzag?

 Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

 Think "honk" if you're telepathic.

 If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide,
 is that considered a hostage situation?

 If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

 I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long
 I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."

 So what's the speed of dark?

 How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And
 who has been dissing them anyhow?

 After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before
 getting OUT of the water?

 Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

 If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack
 it in?

 I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live
 above me are furious.

 Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

 Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they
 taste funny?

 Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

 Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s"
 in it?

 Why is it that why some people appear bright until you hear
 them speak?

 How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

 If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be
 twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?